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Editor's Note

I want to thank everyone that has submitted articles, your individual effort has allowed us to provide what I believe is a successful paper! Keep the creative juices flowing, and I'll keep the papers coming each week. Also, some authors have opted to go under fake pen names.

Disclaimer

Everything you read in this paper is based on the opinions and beliefs of their respectful authors, these opinions and beliefs in no way represent TheRealTruth Newspaper or TheRealDeal. Any issues with anything written in this paper can be taken up with TheRealDeal in a respectful MobMail.

Recent News

In recent news, MikeyFranzese has been found dead in his penthouse suite. The Detroit Boss was killed in cold blood, and as far as TheRealTruth knows, no witnesses have come forward. According to police reports, the boss was a well respected mobster in The Rodents. This leads us to believe the murder was an organized hit. His funeral had many men and women of high class in attendance, crys of injustice could be heard three blocks away. We will keep you updated as more information is released.

The Evil Inside the Casino

The casino's are not a good place if you are in the early stages of your mobster life. I have found this out the hard way just this week alone I have lost over $200,000 inside the casinos around the country. So if you need a quick buck make a quick drug run! And, also always buy at least 1 lottery ticket they are only one dollar and you have a chance to win over a million dollars. Or petty crimes are always a good quick of small amount of cash. Also, you can pickpocket people as long as they are friendly. But, just do not go to the casino unless you have more to spare.

-Nicholas_Hearon_JR

Sittings of Bat Boy In New Orleans

Last Thursday a woman in a dark trench coat was caught sneaking around the high security prison in New Orleans. The prison guards realized she was trying to break her fellow partners in crime from jail and rumor has it if everything goes well this act of bravery will steal her a spot as Don. Though, in her explanation the woman, the police never got her real name but she had given them BattyGirl. Anyway, BattyGirl told the police she was not apart of the jail breakout party and was actually looking for her long lost lover. The infamous Bat Boy!

Now, folks I understand that as you read this you may just want to skip over all of this and chalk it up as a hoax. But, we should all be listening to miss BattyGirl and take a closer look at the mysteries of bat boy. There have been many sittings of this character and recently this phenomenon has got his nose into some trouble with the mob.

Bat Boy has been blamed for the booze shortage at the New York Senator's party which was funded by the crime bosses of New York. Which made them look terrible. No bootleg? "The bat took it!" They cried.

Bat Boy is also linked to the robberies of all the big casinos in Las Vegas. The failed organized crimes in Los Angeles. The missing fridges in Chicago and the coldness from Detroit. The coldness from Detroit you may ask. Well there is this homeless bum who you may often see sitting in Central Park who is always singing while playing his harmonica. "It's so cold in the D!". I'm sure his awful melody pierced even Bat Boy's ear and took the cold out of Detroit so the homeless man would have to find a different song to sing.

All of this ruckus must stop! Stop at once. So, I encourage you all to take a strike against Bat Boy!

- Cruella DeVel

Interview with King-Weiland

TRD: Hello King-Weiland, how are you doing this evening?
 

King-Weilland: I am doing quite well. Finishing up some business, then having some drinks in the family bar.
 

TRD: How do you feel about the new Godfather of Detroit, Valmont?
 

King-Weiland: Valmont was a very good friend of my father's. And since my father's passing, he has become a good friend of mine. Detroit couldn't ask for a better Godfather than Valmont.
 

TRD: What do you think of the "Chicago Experiment"?
 

King-Weiland: The Chicago Experiment is an excellent opportunity for people to lead, and learn to lead. I am highly interested in seeing the winner.
 

TRD: Do you have anything to say about the death of MikeyFranzese?
 

King-Weiland: Tragic death, very tragic. I'm still unsure of the circumstances surrounding it.
 

TRD: Is there anything else you wish to say to our readers?

King-Weiland: We. Are. Detroit. 

TRD: Thank you for your time King-Weiland.

Most Wasted

When Marston first came to the streets about The Chicago Experiment I was personally a little skeptical. Was this just another Vegas experiment? It turned out it wasn't. Marston set up the experiment with plenty of rules, 13 to be exact. Number eight is why my subject is my subject. Before I expose the obvious man of the hour, I first need to retell the story of rule number eight.

All impending leaders must announce their arrival on the street before moving to Chicago.

Moments after doning a bold suit and taking the bold move to join the other gladiators in Chicago, MostHated was gunned down. Why did this happening to the rising star? He broke rule #8. Either MostHated forgot about this major detail or decided he was better than it. Bad move, bad move. A bad move that left the mobster fish food.

So kids, next time you want to step out into the playing field, remember the games of the rule. If you do this you won't find yourself falling head first down a flight of stairs far from your dreams.

- Captain Hook

Mega Hotel and Resort

In Philadelphia, Phil Steak and Mr. Aloysius are currently developing a mega hotel and resort called Bailey's. Phil Steak tells us and I quote "We have plans to open future locations in other cities." But so far there has been no locations mapped. I asked a couple of people, one said that it would only cause more competition between cities.. Another individual said that the idea was great, and that it would pull cities together.

- The_Thinker

Building Foundations in Chicago

On June 18th Chicago's Don Omar said they are trying to build a foundation of trust between two ranking families. His exact words were "We hope to live long and prosperous. Everything here in Chicago seems to build on trust and respect. I would like to thank Marston, and the other city heads like PJ and Paranoid, and Valmont. To give us the chance to show we have potential to become a real city structure as the others have established."

- The_Thinker

Question of The Week

Now for our question of the week! Send in your submissions through MobMail to TheRealDeal, DO NOT POST BELOW. Each submission will be given a number, after 48 hours from when this is posted a random number will be picked using an online generator, and the winner will receive $25,000!

From which movie did the phrase "You can't handle the truth!" originate from?

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Few small errors, please keep in mind this is our first edition. Things will get better as we iron out the issues. Trial and error. Please send your suggestions my way!

Anthony sets the paper down and pours himself a dram.

Not a bad first effort, if a little light on substance. What tipped it into a favorable impression for me was the information of the death of MostHated. I had no idea what had went on and information like this brings me deeper into this thing of ours, and I like deep.

"I like it.  Short, but well written and informative," she said to no one in particular.  

Apples folds the paper and slides it into Keenos stack of papers.  Hopefully he will take the hint and stay abreast of current events.  She jerked her hands away fom his papers just in time to see him turn from the snooker table with a vile look on his face.  Bah, must have lost more money...

Its a start, takes baby steps to build towards something solid and dependable. Look forward to the second edition, and the growth of this paper.

A wonderful paper sir! Well worth the price. I look forward to the next edition. One day I'll get my own article in the paper!

Aloysius walks away mumbling to himself as he scribbles in a notepad.

Everybody i will see if i can find TheRealDeal again. If not i will find someone else

TheRealerDeal gives Hotstuffs an odd look.

"There is only one man that can 'replace' TheRealDeal. I am, TheRealerDeal. My first article will be about the laziness of mobsters, and their failure to leave a simple whisper."

haha u didnt get one either !