"I send out this challenge to the editors of Bloody Tissue. If you guys put out another issue the same day we put out our next issue of tea time, which will be next Monday; and your paper gets the same or more responses as Tea Time I will pay the Bloody Tissue two hundred and fifty thousand dollars."

"Here at the Bloody Tissue we laughed our little cocks off (Obviously not in my case but Branstons certainly) when reading the Tea Times claims.


You see. At The Bloody Tissue we write our paper much how we live our lives. Extremely lazily until provoked. At which time storm clouds cover the skies, the light bulbs shine bright and we send bolts of thunder from our eyes into those that challenge us. We accept your offer of peanuts and will proceed to write a paper worth reading. Also, I accept this challenge without any help. Branston is out of town and cannot be reached. We do not know when he will return. Hopefully a few of our old writers are going to make a one off appearance but If they don't it's me on thee.


But I can guarantee one thing likkle girlies. Men always win."