I waited untill it was quiet before I poked my head out of the wreckage
and spot a bystander.  He looks friendly enough.
"Hey!! is the war over with"?

"y..y..yoo.yoou taa...ta.. tal..k..n "
I cut him off short, shake my head and give a wave
"Sorry thought you were someone else".

I get up and clean off all the dust off my camoflauge suit with cement proof
dress shoes.  "hey thats where it went" i quickly grabbed my helmet from under
the rubble.

I look at all the mess around me. What a sight, you can still smell the gun powder.

"Its Him!! Its Him!!"

Yea its me the war hero of the century. I slowly put on my shades for
dramatic effects and slightly tip my chin up. Slick my hair and light
one of those imported cigerattes from canada... or was it Maine..

"yEA YOU!! YOU SHOT MY WINDOW YOU MOTHER******"!!!

 Oh shit... I shake my head and point to the bystander

"w.w..w..wh..whooo... M...M.M..Me.."?
I nodd angrily
 "Yea you!! you got alot to make up for asshole"!
I slowly turn around and jump back head first into my pile of wreckage.

Something pokes me in the back..

"you know all your shots missed? didn't hit one target except my window. Then you
came back an hour later and shot Mrs. Ling's cat, her pottery, and her
son's car".

I get up quickly. blood pumping, and viens popping out of my head. 
I take off my shades and look him straight in the eyes for
about 10 seconds....

I mustered all my anger and push him to the ground.
I turn around...slowly.. gotta have that dramatic effect
dig into my pockets and grab my wallet, throw it over my head
and dash towards the alley.

"you know there's only 10 bucks in here"!!!

i turn my head back and yell

"Yea I know.. but ther's also a picture of Stacy's Mom"!!
"What!! Stacy's Mom"???

Stacy's mom has got it goin on
Stacy's mom has got it goin on
Stacy's mom has got it goin on
Stacy's mom has got it goin on

Stacy can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there or is she tryin to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown-up now baby can't you see

Stacy's mom has got it goin on
She's all I want, and I've waited for so long
Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for me.
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.
Stacy's mom has got it goin on

Stacy do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (Mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on. (Towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (The way she stared)
And the way she said "You missed a spot over there." (Spot over there)
And I know that you think its just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out your mom could use a guy like me