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| Vacation | Started by: johndillanger on Aug 21, '08 18:24 |
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JD steps up to a local hangout spot and begins telling a tale of a vacation he once went on Flying up to my blood family's resort in northern NY, I realized all of my family was on the edge. Could it be because of the money that i suddenly have and cant explain? Could it be from the muscles ive seem to grown overnight? Or was it because i had a look of death about me? I was nervous as hell, little did they know i only accompanied them on this trip so i could make a hit on someone. Now lets back up a bit shall we? Hi, I'm Johndillanger and this is a story of a vacation i went on... gone horribly wrong Clears his throat Now where was I... Oh yes, the plane, the looks i was getting. Well, i know why i was getting looks from the stewardesses, they all knew what was in my luggage. Two pump 9mm pistols with a shitload of ammo. So what, i had to pay the guards and the pilots off? It would be worth it if this hit was successful "Ladies and gentlemen, you've stayed this long, and i know you're dying to find out what happens next, right?" The crowd that had gathered by now murmured their yes's and no's. "Well then bear with me, because from here on out, you will be hearing my story. Try and imagine you're watching it on TV or listening to it on the radio, pretend im not even here" The target was a wealthy man by the name of Gizmo. Well that's what I'm told his name is, im not really sure as to what his real name is, don't think its really relevant anyhow. Point is, i was to kill him. He kept two bodyguards with him at all times, except when he was with his wife. Then, it was just the two of them. I was prepared for this, i knew i would have to kill the pair of them, so she couldn't ever testify against me. I could of course just pay the judge off, but id rather not go through the trouble when i can just ice her. When we arrive to the resort, my sister Lucinda wants to go into town to shop for some nick nacks. My momma Gina wanted to watch some television and my papa Matthew wanted to go hunting for the day. I decided to get a head start on Gizmo. Word on the street was he liked to hang out at Harriets Bar and Grill, which just happened to be on the way into the city. Lucinda dropped me off but not without first glancing at the slight bulge underneath my shirt. She nodded in a weary sort of way and kissed my cheek for good luck The snow was only an inch deep and the temperature was about 45, but the chills that were going through my body could have frozen a woolly mammoth. I looked inside, and to my surprise Gizmo was enormous! The man was about six foot six, and must have weighed close to three hundred pounds. Not only that but i could tell he was wearing a bullet proof vest, and so were his guards. I guess his guards decided to go with him into public, they must just stay outside when him and his wife are uh... alone. I entered the Bar and sat down casually ordering a scotch. I looked around innocently enough, the place was more interesting than the white house. The walls were draped in bear skins that the local hunters must have brought in, and the place smelled like heaven. I must have kept looking sideways at Gizmo because eventually he whispered to one of his guards and the guard came over and said in a deep voice 'You looking for trouble or you need something punk?' Now im not the smartest person alive, but i knew this was not the man to mess with. He reeked of alcohol and had no problem with not concealing his weapon. "No sir," i stammered "I got no problems with your man Gizmo." Right there i knew i made a rookie mistake, letting the targets associates know that i know them. "Well Mr. i have no problem, we have a problem with you knowing who we are! Who the hell sent you kid, was it Big Papa Toni? Maybe it was that sly bastard Michael. WHO THE HELL WAS IT,' he screamed, spit flying everywhere. At that time i knew i either had to get the hell out of there, or kill them then. The place was packed full of witnesses and i didn't have the time to dust them all, so i decided to break a beer bottle and slit the guys throat. After i took care of him i ducked my head low and covered my face with a magazine so no one saw me. Phew i thought to myself, one down, one to go. I decided I'd wait until tommorow night to try and make the kill. I whistleds for a taxi and climbed in. The taxi driver knew me from the many visits I'd made to the city and proceeded towards the resort without saying a word. I unlocked the front door and decided to take a shower. I got in and let the hot water scorch my body, it hurt a little but the pain was also matched in how good it felt to not be numb anymore. I started washing my hair and the shampoo got in my eye, blindning me temporarily. I heard the front door open and i assumed mama or papa was home. I yelled out 'Im in the shower, ill be out in a minute!' I was rinsing my eyes out and the bathroom door creaked open. All of a sudden a burning eye was the least of my worries. John-no-name aka Gizmo's second bodyguard entered the room with a pistol held up. Luckily i was a quick thinker, i grabbed a bottle of shampoo and threw it at him. He knocked it sideways with his pistol hand and thats when i decided to make my move. I jumped out of the shower and grabbed a bottle of baby powder, and went nuts with it, getting him in the eyes. While he was still disgruntled i grabbed the bar holding the shower curtain up and yanked it down, getting water everywhere. Probably not the smartest move, because at that moment i slipped on the floor, and he was beginning to get his sight back. I grabbed the curtain and ripped it off the bar. Taking the curtain i tripped him and i stood up, grabbing the bar as well. I hit him in the face a few times until he was starting to get woozy, and then i took his gun. Looks like i was holding the shots now. No pun intended. JD clears his throat and says ' Well folks, i like to hold the suspense, so the rest of my tale will be for another day. Probably one of those days that ends in Y' |
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walks up to JD wow man, you have a real talent. definetly get back out here and tell us part two soon! Walks away mumbling about Mafioso Masterpieces |
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| Reply by: Airbourne_Assailant at Aug 21, '08 18:30 | |
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claps her hands together and squeals excitedly I can't wait for part 2! Are we there yet?! Are we there yet?! |
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| Reply by: monroe at Aug 21, '08 18:48 | |
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| Hofmann walks up to JD and congratulates him on a great tale. | |
| Reply by: Hofmann at Aug 21, '08 20:10 | |
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| great story can't wait for part two :) | |
| Reply by: pizza_man at Aug 21, '08 21:02 | |
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| very nice mate...can't wait to read more | |
| Reply by: -Montiego- at Aug 21, '08 21:44 | |
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| Amazing... You know today ends in Y | |
| Reply by: Shagggyd at Aug 22, '08 09:52 | |
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