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Details takes out his trusty notepad making sure to turn to the correct page. After clearing his throat he fixes his tie and turns towards the audience.
Thank you all for gathering around so quickly. I'm what you might call an opportunist, so I'm here to take advantage of those below me. I had a once in a lifetime opportunity to sit down with a man that can only be described as insane, RickettsIsGoingRogue. In an attempt to have an interview before his fifteen seconds are over this reporter quickly learned the man is out of his mind. I'll let you be the judge though, what follows is the manuscript of said interview.
Details: "Today you have come to the streets with a bold claim. Could you tell us exactly what this is?"
RickettsIsGoingRogue: "Sure thing, Ken, you see, as you may have seen in the Streets Mr Ricketts is my Papa which means he shares a lot of things with me and this one upset me and scared me so I felt I had to share it for the good of the community. Ricketts is going to go rogue!"
Details: "Do you have any other proof of this? Besides word of mouth."
RickettsIsGoingRogue: "He used to tell me his plans as bedtime stories. He'd start off by describing himself as a tall and handsome knight ready to cleanse the land of those who are impure, he'd describe me as his glorious golden haired prince, and then he'd tell me how he'd kill those in power starting with his nemesis DeadlySin! I then dreamt of those things and it turned me a little wacky. What kind of proof do you want? AM I NOT ENOUGH?"
Details: "You've made an excellent point, Many have already began to describe you as "wacky" Others have pointed out your potential relation to the kukulinski blood line. Care to comment?"
RickettsIsGoingRogue: "I don't want to accuse my father of Ricketts of anything but I'm just saying if you two were subjected to the tortures and abuse I had to ensure as a wee bairn then you'd understand my issues. I'm trying to save you. I should be getting rewarded like Peter Petrelli did in Heroes, not hounded like Sylar. SAVE THE WORLD, SAVE THE CHEERLEADER. Are you with me!?"
Details: "I am just merely trying to report the Details I dont take any sides. So with no proof, other than word of mouth, how do you expect to rally the masses to support such a bold claim?"
RickettsIsGoingRogue: "Word of mouth and scars. EMOTIONAL SCARS. They must count for something, right!?"
Details: "I feel as if I've had an opportunity to ask all of the pressing questions the masses needed answering. Do you have anything you'd like to say before departure?"
RickettsIsGoingRogue: "I would just like to apologise for all the kafuffle. I think my brain is just dyslexic, I think he said he's rouge not rogue, it's just real hard to concentrate when a man has his hand on your thigh, you know?"
Details clears his throat once more and looks up from his notepad.
It is my conclusion, and I'm sure you will agree, that this man is insane. Aside from using the wrong names for people and making references to people and places that don't exist one would still claim he is looney purely by the way he has chosen to present himself and his claims. Do you believe? This reporter doesn't. Stay tuned for more breaking news as it happens where it happens. |
