Somewhere off in the distance there was one shot, one shot that could only mean one thing based upon the direction it was coming from. PoisonousJelly actually shot the God Father and was assuming the position (not involving hand cuffs for the first time assuming a position in his life) of power. WhereWasI depressed from this idea takes his revolver out and puts one bullet in the chamber. He points it at the hubcap, click. He points again, click. Giving up he sighs and thinks back, and starts talking to himself about how that horrid scouse made his start. WhereWasI then received a phone call asking him to prepare some type of speech and noticed one of Jono's evil monkeys recording what he was just saying, took that speech and read that in front of the gathered crowd,

PoisonousJelly may be the realization of the concept luck never has to run out. It's a miracle that idiot's made it as far as he did. I wasn't alive, but apparently he started as the RHM for some ragtag crew led by Abdul_Kareem_Shabazz. They didn't last very long, but that crook hero managed to weasel negotiate his way out of death and join Animal's family as the Hit Squad Leader. After many wars where he cowered and hid fought valiantly only to see Animal die in a terrible wack back incident that he was the main suspect for that devastated PoisonousJelly and the rest of the crew just as they were supposed to be given their own city. Betsy_Poke put the Scouse Lord at LHM and right around this time the infamous monkeys made their first appearance. As Betsy was preparing to take out some minor target, her gun was mystically replaced with the same exact one that killed her predecessor Animal; and again PoisonousJelly was the prime suspect looked upon to lead. At this point in time he decided to set up and used his monkeys to imprison me in crazy fort schemes, and this was when I first really got to know his bloodline. He then was awarded LV for his scousery bravery in the Stamina take down. At that time he made epic mistakes such as authing myself and Slash; his greatest rival and an incompetent yes man.

All stupid jokes aside mr Jelly, it's been a great run helping you build this scousified city. Not many city heads like my off brand of comedy, let alone are ballsy enough to have me do the God Father Speech. We've been through thick and thin; like telling me I could hit LadyFighter after I highly protested, Carlo shooting SpookzBoyToy, WankBack getting 1%ed, -iocaste living this long, myself being forced to set up, and all those awkward nights where I was locked in that cage while you and your Queeney "wrestled."

WhereWasI quickly shudders, looks at his gun, shakes it off and goes back to what he was saying.

I know most speech givers end up saying they're eager looking towards the future, but let's call it a truce and just save the headaches by saving tomorrows growing problems for tomorrow and just do what you do best, get shit faced and confuse everyone on IRC Avenue.

WhereWasI slaps Slash and pops a bottle of champagne sending the cork into -iocaste's face to prepare for the toast.

To The Scouse we all love and hate, long live the God Father!

Jun 28, '12 03:49:00 You hear someone shouting "Thief! Thief!" Turning just in time to see BleddynStark tackle and pummel PoisonousJelly to a bloody pulp.

How the hell did he beat me to the Congratulations Beating we had planned?!?

Bleddyn Stark listens to what his crew leader had to say before responding. Laughing at the last bit of his speech he took a drink of the coffee in his left hand then turned to speak to WhereWasI.

That's because I'm simply better and faster than you, WhereWasI. I thought we'd discussed that...

Bleddyn chuckles knowing that WWI knew Bleddyn well enough to know that he was teasing but all the same had his hand subtly near his gun just in case. It's always good to have a backup plan and whatnot. Turning to PoisonousJelly he raised his mug of spiked coffee into the air.

To GODFATHER PoisonousJelly and his awesome achievement! May he forever be our Godfather.

Jon Looks around in utter confusion.

PoisonousJelly got Godfather?  What is going on in this crazy world of ours....

Congrats none the less friend!

Mudkip watches as the scouseman himself achieves the highest position in this thing of ours.

'PJ , congrats man , you really hit it hard on getting there and we all are happy for you.'

Congrats, its about fuckin time, hahaha.

Michelotto heads into the nearest speakeasy and rolls out a keg of beer to celebrate

Congratulations old friend. No doubt that it took a while (lol) Las Vegas has come a long way since the 'experiment' and has not seen a leader with full of hope, determination and love for this city in a very long time. I can think of no other to stand in your place, I speak on behalf of all Vegas to say we are all very proud of your achievements and the journey we have travelled with you. It's been a ride.

However, the journey isn't yet over. I look forward to continuing to work here, and also for you my friend. 

Godfather Jelly, this is truly a wonderful moment for you and for the city of Las Vegas. I am proud to have stood by your side for much of this ride, it has been a very long road for you to get where you are now.

Many people have died on the way, though despite our best efforts WhereWasI remains alive.

Slash takes a moment to think of all the fallen that have spilled their blood in the streets of Las Vegas to help the Scouse Lord finally reach the big seat

I know I can speak for the deceased from my own bloodline in saying that they would do it all over again and wouldn't change a thing.

I know that the jail wardens of our 7 cities will be pleased that your day has finally come, word is you've given them a lot of hassle this last week.

Slash grabs a glass of champagne out of WhereWasI's hand

Let us Toast our new Godfather of Las Vegas

Congratulations Godfather Jelly. May your reign over Vegas be a long one filled with much happiness

Oh.. and before I forget.. since taking up leadership and my own band of Monkeys, I've had them saving up a small present for you to honour your new found title... Head of down to the Garden of Eden to claim your present.

Salut old friend.

Slash raises his glass and drinks whats left of the champagne, before then throwing the empty glass at WhereWasI

On hearing sounds of celebration, Merida comes out of her wee office to find hubcaps being thrown in the air.  Looking out of the windows, she sees crowds of people in shell suits and wheelbarrows of bricks as every car in the street has their wheels stolen…..all the while a permed man with a moustache runs about trying to get people to calm down.

Seeing Slash and WWI grinning she hunts down the ever elusive PJ

Well Jellyman, I was tempted to put money on any current thug getting to godfather before you.  Looks like I lost that one.  As Sir Isaac Newton is quoted as saying, “If I have seen further it is by standing on ye sholders of Giants. “  You’ve taken the work of Animal and Betsy and moulded your own rag tag band of thieving monkeys and it’s been a pleasure to be part of it.  Kingdoms and empires may have risen and fallen in the time it’s taken for you to get there but you’re like the North Pole…..always there, dependable, moving ever so slightly.  Your progress has been as relentless as continental drift.  Rather than taking the firework approach to advancement; you are the embodiment of Aesop’s fable about the hare and tortoise. 

You truly are an inspiration to all the deadbeats out there who think that hubcap stealing is the limit of their ambition.

Congratulations etc etc.

Merida also throws things at WWI

Ill keep it short and to the point. Respect. That is all good sir.

Visiting Las Vegas on business, Bill decided to stop by and congratulate his old friend PoisonousJelly on becoming the new Godfather of Sin City.

Well I never, PoisonousJelly has reached the rank of Godfather!

Bill ducks as a pig narrowly misses his head as it flies past

It's a great honour to see your bloodline finally reach this rank even if it took you forever! You arguably deserve it more than anyone and i'm happy to see you make it.

Congratulations old friend!

Congrats sir, I respect anyone who has the fortitude to accomplish what you have today.

I believe I speak on everyone's behalf, Congrats Godfather!

Many moons ago a great ancestor of the great bussiness man of Las Vegas, PoisonousJelly, once fought against the ancestors of my family lineage. His name was Jono and my ancestor was MetalSkeleton, since then our family's have fought on opposite sides but always respected each other enough to work together on bussiness deals. More recently my father for the first time having lost his family due to wars and immigration found a place to call home with PoisonousJelly. So for the first time ever our family lines had connected, we joined our hubcaps to make stronger hubcaps than the world we know had ever seen.

Unfortunaltly my father died without leaving my clear instructions on what to do or where to go and I got lost joining a family which did not use me to my best ability and did not represent what my father and his father had represented but fortunatly the family I had joined was short lived and PoisonousJelly reached out his hand and let me strive in Las Vegas once more.

For that I will be forever grateful and will show to Las Vegas that my loyalites reside nowhere else but with Las Vegas and PoisonousJelly. I can't see any other more fitting for the job in Las Vegas, noone more experianced to run the place and more beneifical for the bussiness going's on in Las Vegas.

Congratulations PoisonousJelly, may your life be long and fruitful.

Congratulations PoisonousJelly you deserve it and I wish you all the best.

MrSilvers lights a cigar and takes a long puff. "Long live the new Godfather," he says as lets the smoke out of his lips.

All I can say is its about time you stepped up to the Godfather title. Las Vegas has become close to my families heart since it was opened up wild west style. Finally the city has got itself a Godfather even if its a plastic scouse.

Congratulations on the achievement, the land has three top Godfathers now, good luck for the future.

It has been a long and ardous road. I will never deny that. However looking back I can not say I am better for the experience. I mean look at me... I run around with a bunch of monkeys, I steal hubcaps, I dip the nearest bin, I authed WhereWasI, I authed Slash, I've not killed iocaste yet and i'm a lazy bastard. I should really start to get my act back together. Las Vegas is a shambles!


Jokes(kind of) aside...


Thank you all for your kind words and support. I really appreciate this and it is fantastic to know how many people from all over the country I had behind me in achieving what is usually considered an impossible task for someone of my ranking ability. You have all warmed my heart and Las Vegas will be forever grateful.

Thanks again.

She saunters in a wee bit late as usual.

Sorry for my tardiness, PJ had me tied up.. Doing the books. Yeah, that's it.

She looks at her beloved and grins.

Anywayyyyyyyyyys, I'd like to congratulate my Kingy on his successes in public, trust me when I say we celebrated vigourously in private.

She winks at PJ.

I can't wait to see Las Vegas, which he has now termed "The Fruit of his Loins", prosper under his tyrany, I mean rule.

She notices the stern look PJ is giving her and the tapping of his finger on his watch and wraps things up quickly.

Anyways, I must be going.. Apparently there's a private party we're meant to attend.

Congrats Kingy.