Hi all!

Look at me.... Godfather! Ha!


I basically just wanted to come here and show my complete and utter appreciation for everyone who has helped push me to achieve this rank after so fucking long of procrastination and sheer laziness. Now, I'm not deluded and know that the majority just had their eyes on the prize and that their are some of you out there who genuinely wanted me to pull my finger out of my arse as well as the prize and then I know as well that their are those of you out there who didn't give a damn about the Durdens but just wanted to see me achieve this rank after such a long and rocky road and so many many many years.

So regardless of which fence you were sitting on I truly thank you all. I know for a fact it would have taken me at the least another month or two to do this in my own lazy time but this bet with Squishy and the support of the masses gave me the kick I needed.

You all know who you are.

Thank you very, very much.

<3

We've got our durdens. You can go back into the shadows again!

you brown nosing kant! :P

It was the threat of birday with the gimp suit and the whip, wasn't it?

I knew I should have used that threat earlier...

Oh most definitely. That was enough to replace my jail screen night mares.

Correction. We have some of our Durdens.