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| Revanoodle's Revenge | Started by: RevanoodlesRevenge on Aug 27, '08 03:44 |
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A young man walks down one of the many streets of Detroit; grasping his gun in his hand he looks around at all the people walking down the busy street and hold it above his head, letting out a round into the air. Watching as most of the people run away. Looking at the few who stay; he smiles and begins to speak... "Aiight guyz. Dis is how it gunna work ya digs? Imma kill u all reel quick. Dun try pullin any funny shit. My great father wus mindin' his own busyness when some'un popped a cap in his ass. Now, I kno da rules of the street. but this was uncalled for, ya see? cuz I know I be straight fly and ya'll can't handle dis shit." Taking a breath for a few moments he then stares back into the crowd of people who are still watching this poor little boy speak. "Now for realz. If ya'll wold kindly juss give up yo families so dat I can take control of dese here lands. All I be askin' for is a bit of 'spect, ya. Now ya see. If dis dun happen by two more hours. I will be shootin all of youse and takin all of da land myselfs." Letting out a sigh, he notices a man shaking his head. With an angry expression on his face; he pulls his gun to the man and a single bullet rings from the weapon and enters the mans skull. As the husk of the former being lays on the ground, blood gushing from his forehead. "Now, anyun else haz sumthin bad to say abot dis here thingamacallit? pleeze cum an tell me now. Rememba all I be givin yous is two hours to drop ya families and let me take mah rightful controlz. Tank u all fer ur time." Stepping down the man walks awau and goes on his daily business. |
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Rubs his eyes, plugs his ears and his nose Ohh thats so much better! |
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| Reply by: Coroner at Aug 27, '08 03:48 | |
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She holds a slip in her hand and reads it to RevanoodlesRevenge. Your accountant has made payment of $1 to revanoodlesrevenge. I give up! Here's your ransom! I am defeated. She walks off sobbing to herself. |
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| Reply by: Iris at Aug 27, '08 03:50 | |
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Coroner try these out. There Java Cartel Ear Plugs. They where made to save us from the revan's of the world.They help save you from loosing IQ when he is around. He hands Coroner 2 foam plugs and places his own in his ears SOUNDS MUCH BETTER NOW DON'T YOU THINK CORONER? Realizing he is screaming to hear himself he quiets down |
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| Reply by: Adam_Wall at Aug 27, '08 03:50 | |
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Thanks Adam. Coroner puts the plugs in his nostrils OMG It must be to late!! |
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| Reply by: Coroner at Aug 27, '08 03:57 | |
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wow I'm surprised you would snap oh well walks away slowly |
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| Reply by: Vito_Genovese at Aug 27, '08 04:15 | |
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Hands Revan a Microphone and snatches his gun There, just a loud yet less destructive. |
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| Reply by: StonedSilent at Aug 27, '08 04:19 | |
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| StonedSilent....you have done us in now! He will sing causing major window breakage and population decrease! | |
| Reply by: Adam_Wall at Aug 27, '08 04:21 | |
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| Did I just lose some IQ listening to him? | |
| Reply by: -Leo- at Aug 27, '08 06:11 | |
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will, dis jus eightn't guna apan nw iz it? Dese familiilie heds av bin ear far longa dan u an dey eighnt guna giv up der well resptard pozituns 4 u r dey? so, y dnt u just todle of dwn ze rod b4 i kil u wid my bb gun |
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| Reply by: Bloody at Aug 27, '08 06:59 | |
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Please don't take my family, you heartless bastard. Shields them protectively shouting "Get back, everyone!" while swinging her handbag in RevanoodlesRevenge. |
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| Reply by: Marietta at Aug 27, '08 11:17 | |
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"-Leo- did you have an IQ to start off with?" "Eye givez up redvannoodel. Uz iz 2 gud a man 4 me. How dos 1 get 2 bee az gret az u?? Eet must tak yrs of prackticc! Will u edyewcate me in ur mannerr?? Plz reply asassasp!" Dr Bunsen takes a deep breath and walks off to see what other business he can impose himself in |
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| Reply by: DrBunsenHoneydew at Aug 27, '08 12:34 | |
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