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Fort Of Mute Assassins | Started by: PoisonousJelly on Jul 13, '12 03:16 |
PJ had just climbed out of a bin. Smelling of raw chicken and last nights casserole he dusts himself off and takes a look at his watch. His eyes widen as he realises he was late and he hurriedly made his way to the park about a mile north of the strip. It wasn't hard to find his friend sitting on the park bench near the lake. His mass of ginger locks and a ravishing red beard that almost scraped along the floor as he walked gave him away easily. The profilers down at the FBN must have had a field day with him. On approaching it became more apparent that Sgt_Baker was feeding the ducks and by the way he was regurgitating chewed food in to the young ducklings mouths as they protruded from his beard. They must have made their own little Fort within the forest that was the ginger beast beard. |
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Sighs |
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Reply by: Slash at Jul 13, '12 08:34 | |
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He looks to his boss and then to his Godfather |
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Reply by: G_man_ at Jul 13, '12 10:51 | |
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Congrats Sarg you Fort is a welcome addition to Vegas i look forward to working along side you
Axl hands the Sarg a bottle of Whiskey then heads back to Fort Eden to dance with Mr Brownstone with Slash and a gropup of scantly dressed Women he had picked up |
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Reply by: Axlrose at Jul 13, '12 11:06 | |
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*dons a ginger wig and a sky blue shirt*
PimpG is a fan of this move.
ALL HAIL THE GINGER BEARD!
(Sorry to go OOC but... http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/306600_10151022026817155_980561384_n.jpg) |
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Reply by: PimpGravy at Jul 13, '12 11:13 | |
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I am immensely proud to know Sgt Baker and how pleased I am at the Auth of him going bold..
good luck my ginger friend :)
PG |
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Reply by: -PUREGOLD- at Jul 13, '12 11:19 | |
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Congratulations on the auth Sarge! I'm sure you'll run it with the authority and dilligence it deserves.
Now I need to get back to looking at the best thing in this game. Moi!
MissPiggy turns back to her mirror and like what she sees |
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Reply by: MissPiggy at Jul 13, '12 11:29 | |
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A hubcab bindipping scouser
Has there ever been a city with so much potential such as Vegas?
Good luck to Sgt_Baker, although you could of at least names your Family Fort A-Team! Is your HQ in The City a Lego House? My advice on leadership is do not get Drunk and take the train. If you do, wear a Wake Me Up sign. Never say to PimpGravy to Kiss Me or Give Me Love. Be careful of any Small Bump and finally, remind your family that You Need Me, I don't Need You. Now you are bold, do not be a Wayfaring Stranger. |
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Reply by: DanK at Jul 13, '12 11:53 | |
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A ginger crewleader, never in my day !!!
Hahah just kidding bud, congrats and good luck pal :) |
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Reply by: Sweetums at Jul 13, '12 12:03 | |
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Sgt_Baker returns from his HQ with a small sharply dressed man. He walks up to the podium and begins to sign. As he does the short man begins to translate for the masses |
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Reply by: Sgt_Baker at Jul 13, '12 13:44 | |
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Rangerr walks through the streets to see a friend of his going bold, he stops and approaches the newely bold man and smiles,
Congratulations on your crew Sgt_Baker your a great addition to the fine city of Las Vegas.
Ranger Shakes Sgt_Baker hand and Salutes him. |
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Reply by: Ranger at Jul 13, '12 14:19 | |
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There had been rumblings that the ScouseFather was now demanding a hub cap tax for those entering his fine city. Meph heard an anouncement was to be made so he made his way through customs where he had to fight a monkey to keep possession of his offering to the ScouseFather. It took a while but eventually he managed to make his way to where there was a collection of Mafiosa's.
PoisonousJelly here I give to you a fresh new chrome hubcap, stole it just before jumping on my flight from the motor city.
He throws it to PJ like a frisbee when out of nowhere a monkey dives for it catches it in mid air and brings it to the ScouseFather.
Well then now that is out the way... Sergeant Baker it is fantastic news you have got your own fort, will it have monkeys sporting FOMA brands on them, or have you had enough of monkeys.... He realises he has 30 monkeys and the ScouseFather staring at him.
Sorry didn't mean to offend anyone. He gulps nervously
Congratulations Sarge I hope you prosper and achieve the things you want from life. He pulls out his hipflask raises it to Sarge nods his head and takes a swig.
To Sarge Baker and the Fort of Mute Assassins. |
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Reply by: Meph at Jul 13, '12 16:34 | |
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Congratulation on the auth Sgt. I do hope you can rank as high as *General soon :)
Btw you owe me a monkey, jk :D |
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Reply by: Abnormality at Jul 13, '12 18:48 | |
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raise his flask that Clutch always carries with him
Cheers on the Fort of Mute Assassins. Long live Sin City.
Heads out to find some backdoor gambling spot to waste some money
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Reply by: Clutch at Jul 15, '12 18:36 | |
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Congratulations Sgt, I wish you the best of luck in the fine City of Las Vegas, and should you ever need a crew crest free of charge my door is always open if you can open your lips to ask. |
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Reply by: StanPython at Jul 15, '12 18:50 | |
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