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Don't get Shafted by Dick | Started by: RichardWad on Jul 13, '12 16:37 |
A funny looking man, yet handsome and very strong, steps out onto the streets wearing a "Nice Shaft for a Dick" tee shirt. Receiving odd looks from the crowd he chokes down his pride, "and yes pride you dirty bastards," he thinks to himself. Stepping up to the podium he strips off his pants and reveals his under garments to grab the remainder of the street life's attention. |
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Brucie steps out from his '28 SSK, the ladies frown as he brushes them off to speak.
Metaphors, they add spice to life wouldn't we all agree. As for me, I understand them and just how, deeply, some of them can penetrate the dark folds of this thing of ours. That said, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes it can turn a life into a perfect graveyard of buried hopes. I will join your crusade to speak like I have sack RichardWad, and maybe attend a speech now and then, instead of just listening very closely and smiling and nodding.
Brucie steps back into the Mercedes and motions the girls to come on back. |
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Reply by: Brucie_Kibbutz at Jul 13, '12 17:35 | |
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Ohhhh I get it. He means penis. |
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Reply by: Vasily at Jul 13, '12 17:45 | |
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Dank continues to stare at Dick confused and with the look of a lost catholic school girl who happened to step into the wrong Bordello and later finding it to be what she'd always been looking for. |
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Reply by: DanK at Jul 13, '12 18:15 | |
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DanK's out and now he is staring at a Dick... |
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Reply by: G_man_ at Jul 16, '12 06:14 | |
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Reply by: Slash at Jul 16, '12 07:28 | |
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"Token" last time I checked we followed your lead... Sir |
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Reply by: G_man_ at Jul 16, '12 07:46 | |
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G_Man.. I've told you before, what happens on Tour, stays on Tour! |
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Reply by: Slash at Jul 16, '12 07:51 | |
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