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TheKing's Funeral Home | Started by: TheKing on Jul 22, '12 05:14 |
* A man dressed up in an unsual getup approaches the corner and starts annoucing his new business plan*
Ladies and Gentleman with the recent epidemic to hit the streets I come to you to announce that I will be willing to offer my services to conduct a Sermon at a loved ones funeral. During these difficult times it can be a real blessing for those of us left behind to find comfort in the words of others.
As such TheKing's Funeral Home is offically open for business and I will for a small fee of 10,000 dollars prepare a Funeral Service that you can be proud of and that will have your friends and family memebers talking about for years(if they are lucky) to come.
*TheKing walks away and prepares for a very brisk business* |
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DeadlySin will be needing a coffin.
What's your most modestly priced recepticle? |
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Reply by: KUKU at Jul 22, '12 21:27 | |
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Well a man like Dealysin would need the finest coffin available, a million for the latest in gold and platinum inlayed with silk would be the least for the Godfather. It would be very nice of you to purchase that so when Deadlysin finally passes his children and great-great grandchildren will know how much he was loved. |
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Reply by: TheKing at Jul 22, '12 22:41 | |
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Deadlysins will never get a coffin aslong as im here so get used to it ;) |
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Reply by: -Capino- at Jul 23, '12 02:19 | |
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Hence you are in an LA family. Pot kettle black. Deal with it. |
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Reply by: Krunch at Jul 23, '12 06:31 | |
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Minimum $20,000