In the middle of the night a man in a mask and hood leaves a body in the middle of the streets with a message tacked to his chest.

Fjvgpuoynqr qnqql
Tbg n xavsr gb lbhe guebng
Lbh’er jrnevat przrag fubrf
V guebj lbh sebz gur obng
Lbh jnyxrq bire zr
Naq gerngrq zr yvxr fuvg
Abj V’z cbhevat npvq
Ba lbh va guvf cvg
V yvxr gb jngpu gurz eha
Guvaxvat gurl ner serr
Gura V’z gnxvat nvz
Naq V pnc gurz va gur xarr
Gubfr gung guvax gurl’er hagbhpunoyr
Gurl unir xvqf naq n jvsr
Fb zhpu greevoyr qnzntr
N zna pna qb jvgu n xavsr
Lbh znl guvax lbh’er gbhtu
Lbhe zvaq znl or funec
Ohg gnxr n ybbx oruvaq lbh
V’z ynlvat bhg n gnec
Qevivat va lbhe Oram ng avtug
Yvxr n cbzcbhf yvggyr cevpx
Gura sebz gur onpxfrng
V wno lbh jvgu na vpr cvpx
Lbhe srrg jvgu xvpx nebhaq
Lbh’yy pbaihyfr yvxr n svfu
Gura jvgu gur zhmmyr bs n tha
V tvir lbh bar ynfg xvff…

There had been an obscenely large amount of stabbings in the area recently and authorities believed that there was one serial killer responsible for the string of homicides. 

SWITCHBLADE DADDY GOT A KNIFE TO YOUR THROAT YOURE WEARING CEMENT SHOES I THROW YOU FROM THE BOAT YOU WALKED OVER ME AND TREATED ME LIKE SHIT NOW IM POURING ACID ON YOU IN THIS PIT I LIKE TO WATCH THEM RUN THINKING THEY ARE FREE THEN IM TAKING AIM AND I CAP THEM IN THE KNEE THOSE THAT THINK THEYRE UNTOUCHABLE THEY HAVE KIDS AND A WIFE SO MUCH TERRIBLE DAMAGE A MAN CAN DO WITH A KNIFE YOU MAY THINK YOURE TOUGH YOUR MIND MAY BE SHARP BUT TAKE A LOOK BEHIND YOU IM LAYING OUT A TARP DRIVING IN YOUR BENZ AT NIGHT LIKE A POMPOUS LITTLE PRICK THEN FROM THE BACKSEAT I JAB YOU WITH AN ICE PICK YOUR FEET WITH KICK AROUND YOULL CONVULSE LIKE A FISH THEN WITH THE MUZZLE OF A GUN I GIVE YOU ONE LAST KISS

SWITCHBLADE DADDY

GOT A KNIFE TO YOUR THROAT

YOURE WEARING CEMENT SHOES

I THROW YOU FROM THE BOAT

YOU WALKED OVER MEAND

TREATED ME LIKE SHIT

NOW IM POURING ACID

ON YOU IN THIS PIT

I LIKE TO WATCH THEM RUN

THINKING THEY ARE FREE

THEN IM TAKING AIM

AND I CAP THEM IN THE KNEE

THOSE THAT THINK THEYRE UNTOUCHABLE

THEY HAVE KIDS AND A WIFE

SO MUCH TERRIBLE DAMAGE

A MAN CAN DO WITH A KNIFE

YOU MAY THINK YOURE TOUGH

YOUR MIND MAY BE SHARP

BUT TAKE A LOOK BEHIND YOU

IM LAYING OUT A TARP

DRIVING IN YOUR BENZ AT NIGHT

LIKE A POMPOUS LITTLE PRICK

THEN FROM THE BACKSEAT

I JAB YOU WITH AN ICE PICK

YOUR FEET WITH KICK AROUND

YOULL CONVULSE LIKE A FISH

THEN WITH THE MUZZLE OF A GUN

I GIVE YOU ONE LAST KISS...

Another night goes by and more killings litter the headlines of the daily newspaper. The front page though was strewn with the mysterious cipher left on the body the day before, and the fact that the man that solved the cipher woke up with 10 thousand dollars at the foot of his bed. Today, SEVEN bodies showed up on the street with another cipher nailed to the forehead of one of the victims. Some people wonder what happened to the other bodies – there were 26 victims.

Dlss, Hylu'a fvb h jslcly mve. Sla'z zll pm fvb jhu mpnbyl aopz jpwoly vba... 

Zv uvd, spaasl thu, fvb'cl nyvdu apylk vm nyhzz
SZK, nvvmihssz, jvjhpul huk ohzo, 
huk zvtlvul, wylalukpun av il h aybl mypluk,
zhpk, "P'ss puayvkbjl fvb av Tpzz Olyvpu."

Dlss ovulf, ilmvyl fvb zahya mvvspun dpao tl, 
qbza sla tl pumvyt fvb vm ovd pa dpss il.

Mvy P dpss zlkbjl fvb huk thrl fvb tf zshcl, 
P'cl zlua tlu tbjo zayvunly aohu fvb av aolpy nyhclz. 
Fvb aopur fvb jvbsk ulcly iljvtl h kpznyhjl, 
huk luk bw hkkpjalk av Wvwwf zllk dhzal.

Zv fvb'ss zahya puohspun tl vul hmalyuvvu, 
fvb'ss ahrl tl puav fvby hytz clyf zvvu. 
Huk vujl P'cl lualylk kllw kvdu pu fvby clpuz, 
Aol jyhcpun dpss ulhysf kypcl fvb puzhul.

Fvb'ss zdpuksl fvby tvaoly huk qbza mvy h ibjr.
Fvb'ss abyu puav zvtlaopun cpsl huk jvyybwa. 
Fvb'ss tbn huk fvb'ss zalhs mvy tf uhyjvapj johyt,
huk mlls jvualuatlua dolu P't pu fvby hytz.

Aol khf, dolu fvb ylhspgl aol tvuzaly fvb'cl nyvdu, 
fvb'ss zvsltusf zdlhy av slhcl tl hsvul.
Pm fvb aopur fvb'cl nva aoha tfzapjhs ruhjr, 
aolu zdllapl, qbza ayf nlaapun tl vmm fvby ihjr.

Aol cvtpa, aol jyhtwz, fvby nba aplk pu ruvaz.
Aol qhunspun ulyclz zjylhtpun mvy vul tvyl zova. 
Aol ova jopssz huk jvsk zdlhaz, dpaokyhdhs whpuz, 
jhu vusf il zhclk if tf spaasl dopal nyhpuz.

Aolyl'z uv vaoly dhf, huk aolyl'z uv ullk av svvr, 
mvy kllw kvdu puzpkl fvb ruvd fvb hyl ovvrlk.
Fvb'ss klzwlyhalsf ybu av aol wbzolyz huk aolu, 
fvb'ss dlsjvtl tl ihjr av fvby hytz vujl hnhpu.

Huk fvb dpss ylabyu qbza hz P mvylavsk! 
P ruvd aoha fvb'ss npcl tl fvby ivkf huk zvbs.
Fvb'ss npcl bw fvby tvyhsz, fvby jvuzjplujl, fvby olhya.
Huk fvb dpss il tpul buaps, "Klhao Kv Bz Whya" 

Uvd alss tl jopskylu, doha pz h 'ova-zova' dolu pa jvtlz av qburf-jbsabyl?

Dammit... Just finished deciphering to find someone was 10 minutes ahead of me!

WELL, AREN'T YOU A CLEVER FOX. LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN FIGURE THIS CIPHER OUT...

SO NOW, LITTLE MAN, YOU'VE GROWN TIRED OF GRASS

LSD, GOOFBALLS, COCAINE AND HASH,

AND SOMEONE, PRETENDING TO BE A TRUE FRIEND,

SAID, "I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO MISS HEROIN."

WELL HONEY, BEFORE YOU START FOOLING WITH ME,

JUST LET ME INFORM YOU OF HOW IT WILL BE.

FOR I WILL SEDUCE YOU AND MAKE YOU MY SLAVE,

I'VE SENT MEN MUCH STRONGER THAN YOU TO THEIR GRAVES.

YOU THINK YOU COULD NEVER BECOME A DISGRACE,

AND END UP ADDICTED TO POPPY SEED WASTE.

SO YOU'LL START INHALING ME ONE AFTERNOON,

YOU'LL TAKE ME INTO YOUR ARMS VERY SOON.

AND ONCE I'VE ENTERED DEEP DOWN IN YOUR VEINS,

THE CRAVING WILL NEARLY DRIVE YOU INSANE.

YOU'LL SWINDLE YOUR MOTHER AND JUST FOR A BUCK.

YOU'LL TURN INTO SOMETHING VILE AND CORRUPT.

YOU'LL MUG AND YOU'LL STEAL FOR MY NARCOTIC CHARM,

AND FEEL CONTENTMENT WHEN I'M IN YOUR ARMS.

THE DAY, WHEN YOU REALIZE THE MONSTER YOU'VE GROWN,

YOU'LL SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO LEAVE ME ALONE.

IF YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT THAT MYSTICAL KNACK,

THEN SWEETIE, JUST TRY GETTING ME OFF YOUR BACK.

THE VOMIT, THE CRAMPS, YOUR GUT TIED IN KNOTS.

THE JANGLING NERVES SCREAMING FOR ONE MORE SHOT.

THE HOT CHILLS AND COLD SWEATS, WITHDRAWAL PAINS,

CAN ONLY BE SAVED BY MY LITTLE WHITE GRAINS.

THERE'S NO OTHER WAY, AND THERE'S NO NEED TO LOOK,

FOR DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU KNOW YOU ARE HOOKED.

YOU'LL DESPERATELY RUN TO THE PUSHERS AND THEN,

YOU'LL WELCOME ME BACK TO YOUR ARMS ONCE AGAIN.

AND YOU WILL RETURN JUST AS I FORETOLD!

I KNOW THAT YOU'LL GIVE ME YOUR BODY AND SOUL.

YOU'LL GIVE UP YOUR MORALS, YOUR CONSCIENCE, YOUR HEART.

AND YOU WILL BE MINE UNTIL, "DEATH DO US PART"

NOW TELL ME CHILDREN, WHAT IS A 'HOT-SHOT' WHEN IT COMES TO JUNKY-CULTURE?

NOW TELL ME CHILDREN, WHAT IS A 'HOT-SHOT' WHEN IT COMES TO JUNKY-CULTURE?

Dean looks at the end of the Cyper Puzzled and decides to take a guess on it. 

Hmmm if i had to say a complete guess i would say a hot shot is a shot of heroin?

Dean decides he isnt on the mark just yet and comes up with a little more indepth answer.

I believe a hotshot to be when a lethal amount of heroin is given to someone to make it look like an overdose?

The Philadelphia morgue was full up last night as the now renowned cipher-killer struck again. This time, related to his last cipher, hundreds of people died in due to a ricin spiked batch of heroin. As the killer had done previously the solver of the last cipher received a stack of neatly manicured bills amounting to 70 thousand dollars this time. The now notorious cipher killer is the main focus of the US marshals and the Federal Bureau of Narcotics. Today a very large dead man was left on the street, with a cipher stapled crudely to his large belly. This time the killer wrote “Gluttony” in blood on the pavement…

Mwommcaw od ug xacre acm,
Bacmydcues gm ltfe.
Tb vlylnbtpyc xfguewae,
Zsum hbyw llcma qnl yecee.

Wg auymnfsf cbplrmvvlm tn lxsf,
Bkginkg njr tn vtb,
Gm yzgx wstpkp, cm wkrjrd qbmvvl
Zsy axoer uq yoxfl kgy.

Qx xog, yto ytm, oab kln tzovl,
Aynbe kr'pk zpxkkrgmsn.
Tgr gfky qx mfl ru aull huc hwufx,
Hb fkwj xqdyyoy ink tnrk.

Mom ycbb od hhm huc uyfr mvvlm 
Softbvre niglizcy.
Zok ycecyem tgr bsx dyoxb fcgd,
Qbez fmuy vxvczc ufl mhaoq.

Cp'lx fsnqacyw um gfk ebbguf uk zqg,
Hie rujm, tgr cpuaykmwrq;
Cp zhhzvqnws wxtvlk zok pcern,
Ms xtfgfrj fnqiegkd.

Nath'f unj nax vntk'd, ugw huc nlpx gcg'q
Jz vtmhyc lzl mawf nxttx.
Mvr uoyhxk wf rnp igx kum nlm
Mas zmye nhrg jfky bx wwrq.

Lzl ftb vq yfwa t bbzrp ltvs...
Cjklmx yceeogy fr vhkuc.
Bbl uyszeigr wf lue ogewxc
G xuebuayte nnfce.

Yto cy mvnr'y elnx, zrr gwf uxknpk,
Qik as jgrw hxose aklmx,
Vcaqaxcgz oyj zsy xtfgf vciobrrq,
Ctna gc ecmllw yce nklwx.

Nbggr hy vnfo mac uiisggzp,
Nabg vq ufl wxgggtj;
Nh ywyj g acm mvnr ilh'm us sgrwyw...
Mvr yisy hy uyszeigr.

Kuyz FM iksfgjphm pof kudn dgcjl lzl zxhggtr mmnqx gt ebx pvvrk sinls oyzsnnu?

Gluttony is an empty pit,
Impossible to fill.
An insatiable rumbling,
That only faith can still.

It consumes everything it sees,
Devours all it can,
To some degree, it dwells within
The heart of every man.

We eat, and eat, and eat again,
Until we're overweight.
And then we try to pass the blame,
To help explain our fate.

But food is not the only thing
Humanity consumes.
Our forests and our seven seas,
Will soon become our tombs.

We're measured by the things we own,
Our toys, and properties;
We foolishly define our worth,
By earthly luxuries.

That's why the have's, and the have not's
Do battle for this prize.
The winner is the one who has
The most toys when he dies.

For man is such a noble race...
Please forgive my humor.
His gluttony is not unlike
A malignant tumor.

And if that's true, let all beware,
For he will never cease,
Consuming all the earth provides,
With no regard for peace.

Until we curb our appetite,
This is our destiny;
To fill a pit that can't be filled...
The ache of gluttony.

What US president was most known for getting stuck in the white house bathtub?

William Taft was the president

The masked man slipped once again into a man’s bedroom with a stack of one hundred thousand dollars… He walked towards the sleeping decoder and suddenly the entire neighborhood lit up with flashing lights and police sirens! US marshals, local police officers, the Federal Bureau for Narcotics – all swooped in at once and had him surrounded at gunpoint. His heavy black overcoat wrapped around him thickly, fell sharply to the floor. Every gun in the city started firing due to the sudden movement and the noted prowess of the villain. Once the gunshots subsided the officers quickly checked and realized that there was no one there; Just one lonely cipher and the last winner’s one hundred thousand dollars. After inspection by police they notice that every bill has the word “SIN” written on it.

Xlr, vxt, iyr dy weww gj csx irr.
Cra’cp rhbvv gdztl qh, O’d xlh mzrkhxsvidj der.
L xrr juud xlh hroiu geh lly nmjh zfs.
Cra’cp rhbvv gdztl qh, tfx eqe fj cra.

Kli egbiv pgui e eup srh jrc
Aku ciesz wvsp zyi syke vidjp xs srrc.
Lh geh lly nmjh cvvi ukrhc wu vex
Wnv kmqmvvfukrh qdt nls kgu vyq jfar wnv wxukvx.

Vxt, iyr, uae ew igjx ev efy gdt,
Psy’or eizhx texfn di, M’p zyi kltxivexveh pge.
M vdt wvsp zyi fdqvv eqj ymw zowi xru.
Psy’or eizhx texfn di, rrz rrc rl psy.

Wnvr gdsv e tlm rrh fun erg nrvi
Znf nsltvh mq zyi gkgji euulrh wnv wuxgii.
Xkkp aiuk rpp kaekvb geh vhguc xr krx,
Fxz klew mzrkhxsvidj der zgj xsr wlmgn ue lmv lvix.

Uae, vyq, xlr ev lrwx dy psy fge,
Csx’rc riyki gewiy qi, L’s kli joekiuhiieg srr
M uge jvrs kli egbiv dtu lmv czji wuf
Csx’rc riyki gewiy qi, quk erb uw csx

Nv gepk ks e sueh xkgk fpribih koj tewn
Rrh joekiuhiieg svr hrt’k pmnk ks fdzy.
Syw plqthj r jsa cys wdou, “lss ue,
M alrc xenk psy vgwipb gtvsvy kli sueh."

Vxt, iyr, uae ew igjx ev efy gdt.
Psy’or eizhx texfn di, M’p zyi kltxivexveh pge.
M vdt wvsp zyi fdqvv eqj ymw zowi xru.
Psy’or eizhx texfn di, rrz rrc rl psy.

Kk tpmphvh ys uexs wnv jsa’y segn,
Cys plibih koj pmsy rrh zgexig zf wrdib.
Li frzqfhj frxr zyi jrd’j lidj,
Nls oumih wnv xevzv sj joekiuhiieg.

Xlr, vxt, iyr dy weww gj csx irr.
Cra’cp rhbvv gdztl qh O’d xlh mzrkhxsvidj der.
Kk kvyvzvh xkk wsb wu yips nzw toge
Erg zyex zgj xlh keh si zyi kltxivexveh pge

Run, run, run as fast as you can.
You’ll never catch me, I’m the gingerbread man.
I ran from the baker and his wife too.
You’ll never catch me, not any of you.

The baker made a boy one day
Who leapt from the oven ready to play.
He and his wife were ready to eat
The gingerbread man who had run down the street.

Run, run, run as fast as you can,
You’ll never catch me, I’m the gingerbread man.
I ran from the baker and his wife too.
You’ll never catch me, not any of you.

Then came a pig and cow and hare
Who joined in the chase around the square.
They were all hungry and ready to eat,
But that gingerbread man was too quick on his feet.

Run, run, run as fast as you can,
You’ll never catch me, I’m the gingerbread man
I ran from the baker and his wife too
You’ll never catch me, not any of you

He came to a pond that blocked his path
And gingerbread men don’t like to bath.
Out jumped a fox who said, “hop on,
I will take you safely across the pond."

Run, run, run as fast as you can.
You’ll never catch me, I’m the gingerbread man.
I ran from the baker and his wife too.
You’ll never catch me, not any of you.

He climbed up onto the fox’s back,
Who licked his lips and wanted to snack.
He climbed onto the fox’s head,
Who loved the taste of gingerbread.

Run, run, run as fast as you can.
You’ll never catch me I’m the gingerbread man.
He trusted the fox to help his plan
And that was the end of the gingerbread man