Imagine yourself as a candidate for presidency, under what platform will you decide to run under? Do you place a greater emphasis on guns or butter?
I call guns. As a military threat, many counties will want to ally with you in order to gain your military benefits. In return, you will most likely receive aid of some sort, and obviously the aid will include what the country lacks such as butter and many more superfluous resources. |
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I have Absoloutly no idea whatsoever, what the fuck youre talking about. |
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i think this should probably be in the outside or ooc forums |
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guns being...military. butter being...food.
so basically would you spend money on building up your defense or feeding your family? |
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This speech reminds of the speeches Stagger_Lee used to give. Completely incoherent, yet oddly enjoyable. |
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Butter. You can have all the guns you want, but you can't eat them. You can't use them to farm, or get food. All you can do is kill, and unless your going to eat people, that won't help you very much. on the other hand, if you've got a lot of butter, you'll never be hungry and you'll always be big and strong. As my mummy used to say "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but butter keeps me healthy" |
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What if I had a way to make guns out of butter? That's my choice. Guns made out of butter. Kill someone, spread the murder weapon on toast. |
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Ok i say guns cause with guns I can have food. Deer ducks chickens turkeys boar elephants zebra's. So bring on the guns baby. |
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Guns or butter. Guns or butter. People should think outside the box- a third option exists. Guns that SHOOT butter. Perfect for movie theaters, when you get near the middle of the bag and the butter runs out. Or just have the wife toss a couple slices of bread in the air before dinner. POW! POW! No more spreading for you, you rockstar. Just pure deliciousness, concentrated in a buttery bullet. |
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So what if the gun fired bread bullets? That sounds ingenius!! |
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What the hell is this? Lol. Maybe butter, I need butter right now. :D |
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One of the most annoying things in the world is when you finish burning your toast and you have no butter!! I mean what the hell can you put on that burnt mess?!?! Butter is its soul! I vote butter! And yes, I do choose to take the topic at hand literally. |
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Butter, All the butter in the world. Everyone would love you and in retrospect you'd get all the guns, because the starving gunners would lay them down for some grub. |
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butter definitly.you could have all butter in the world and would create world piece for butter,then youde team up with whoever had all the bread,and whould go down to the eqauter and create toast,you would then become the ruler of other countries for the awsomeness of your toast,then rule the world with a toasty fist! |
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I have to say butter, because my mornings would be a living nightmare without my butter on my grill cheese with my morning coffee.
*Starts to drewl over the though of another grilled cheese sandwich.and snaps back to reality.*
so Butter is my pick! |
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I would get guns because all those people who have food but no guns can give me their food and then i have both...making me the super-power to control the world or facing my buttered missiles. |
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Definitely guns. The way this world has progressed over the years, with the advancement of technology, nuclear weapons, etc. This country is having to keep competitive pace in acquiring ammunition etc, which we do indeed have alot of. If the United States didn't have any guns, you might as well take away the "Free Country" label as well. It would only be free for takeover by the other countries. So yeah, guns are a must to keep around. To hell with the butter, we still have margarin, tastes half ass the same.
-Slug |
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Mr47 steps out from the crowd and shakes his head
Excuse me? Perhaps you would like to inform me on what the purpose f this topic other than a silly question. For I find it quite lets go with "out of place" maybe you might take into consideration where you post these senseless topics?
Just my opinion...
-Mr47
mr47 turns away and continues down the sidewalk till he is out of sight |
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Err....I would pick butter because Im a fatty |
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Licks his lips.
Bread and butter.... sounds good Denver.
Run's to the local bakery. |
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