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| Title.more like tit | Started by: Dante_Balboni on Sep 06, '08 06:06 |
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A nondiscript figure falls out of the bar and lights up a smoke What...who are you people, why are you in my house!!!! Get out dammit I tell you I'l chase you with the broom!!!!! spins around looking for a broom and falls over Dammit....why dear lord why, what have I done for you to forsaken me....Oh help me please I can't control myself. I'm not drunk well that a lie I am drunk but I shall sing!!!! Or play air guitar I haven't figured out yet. clumsily stums in the air I'm just a goomba, so really you can't expect much more than this. It's a good feeling though to be over the edge, many of us hide it away and don't share what we are feeling. So I shall share mine! looks at his broken cigarette and castes it aside OH really so what has happened, a war big woop! People died, people always die. Wars generally always happen. So it's kinda old news but dammit I wasn't drunk the morning it broke so I'm here now!!!! In closing....It's been such a long timeeeee I think I should be goooing yeah... |
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| I have a feeling someone will be getting a call from their parole officer. | |
| Reply by: Syriana at Sep 06, '08 06:08 | |
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What... I have one of those....really when did I get one and is it expensive? Who are you anyway.... how can you just start talking and not even introduce yourself!!! |
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| Reply by: Dante_Balboni at Sep 06, '08 06:11 | |
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I'm sneakier than your parole officer; I come without warning. Besides, we belong to the same organization. In your drunken stupor you managed to forget who your family is. Perhaps you need a bit more education.. The "Waffle" Method. |
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| Reply by: Syriana at Sep 06, '08 06:15 | |
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We do... OH dear god my mind is slipping away...to drink is not to think. As for these waffles you speak of, they sound good are they toasted? |
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| Reply by: Dante_Balboni at Sep 06, '08 06:19 | |
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| The "Waffle" method is highly overrated and usually ends up with a corkscrew pig wiener in your bum. Happy times! | |
| Reply by: AlexisVonWaffle at Sep 06, '08 06:19 | |
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Pig weiner...pigs have weiners? I thought it was just that cute curly tail... Dammit now I want some bacon....no not like that get your minds out of the gutter!!!! |
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| Reply by: Dante_Balboni at Sep 06, '08 06:22 | |
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I think his coming this way... so is mine... *Jumps into a car and spins out. A cop car comes after it.* |
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| Reply by: Mikey-McKnight at Sep 06, '08 18:58 | |
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