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Uncool People | Started by: EvenTubbier on Aug 26, '12 16:06 |
Once upon a time there was a Earner by the name of Tubby. |
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With a heavy heart, Oranges thinks back to her childhood, as she watches the dead body of Tubby be removed by 10 or so heavily musceled men. When they finished, she swallowed hard in an attempt to hold back the tears of gratitude. Speaking to anyone nearby who might be listening she spoke.
"As a small child, every night my mother would tuck me in to sleep, and would relay to me this story of the man who saved her life. She told me that if Tubby's enormous belly had not squashed that horrible clown, that I may never have been born. It was quite the tale of heroism and friendship! Although I find Neon to be incredibly cool indeed, I do only wish I could thank the man who saved my mother's life for honoring her last request."
She looked around awkwardly, and scampered off even more awkwardly. |
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Reply by: Oranges at Aug 26, '12 16:47 | |
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'rofl rip' May they forever become as infamous as 'lol not me matey' |
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Reply by: Ragnarok at Aug 26, '12 17:42 | |
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Well EvenTubbier, may got rest your soul... seems to me like your father has been framed. Everyone knows it is never a good idea to disrespect funerals, no matter what circumstances are. I surely hope your next of kin has learned well from this. Tubby was a good man, it is a shame to see him killed that way! RIP tubby! |
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Reply by: The_Gent at Aug 26, '12 18:22 | |
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BA da na da nAH!
Tubby was sitting in the coffee shop minding his own affairs
Ba da na da nAH!
When this button man caught him unawares
Ba da na da nAH!
He said "You ROFL'ed a funeral?"
Tubby said "Ah, yeah I guess so."
Ba da na da nAH!
"Then go ahead and pee cause you're the man i been lookin for."
"Wait a minute man, I been FRAMED! No No really man. I been framed! AWWW ,I never do nothing wrong man, but everytime I get the blame. I BEEN FRAMED!" |
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Reply by: Doubletap at Aug 26, '12 18:42 | |
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Being fair to Neon, if I saw someone had said that at my family's funeral, they would be dead too.
However, a bit of communication over both sides of this line wouldn't have gone amiss. A note from Tubby explaining the situation could have stopped any aftermath of this. Lesson learned, I guess. It's just a shame it had to happen this way. |
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Reply by: Countdown at Aug 26, '12 18:59 | |
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Insert sympathetic comment here. |
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Reply by: TyrionLannister at Aug 26, '12 19:09 | |
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"Rolling on the floor laughing at a funeral isn't something I would do whether I knew the person or not."
Luger heads on to the cemetery to show the two respect. |
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Reply by: Luger at Aug 26, '12 19:12 | |
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Its ok Luger, this isn't about what you would do, this was about Tubby. |
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Reply by: TyrionLannister at Aug 26, '12 21:23 | |
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Poor tubby, it 's just a shame it had to happen this way . You're exceptionally true honest mayte
[b] Insert sympathetic comment here [b] |
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Reply by: KissMyArse at Aug 27, '12 06:46 | |
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John Stamos. He isnt cool anymore |
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Reply by: -NightMan- at Aug 27, '12 16:57 | |
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So at first I was going say that indeed there were uncool people, that I found incredibly uncool that somebody would disrespect a funeral by just rolling on the floor laughing. |
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Reply by: Aidan at Aug 28, '12 03:35 | |
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