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| Daze Craze Radio 420 - Episode 1 | Started by: BuddahBear on Sep 12, '08 18:18 |
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Every radio in every Family across the world is now tuning there radios to 420 to catch the Daze Craze. Static with a tune in the background begins to come in and as you adjust the dial it becomes more clear. Advertisment You have tuned in to the Daze Craze with BuddahBear and Adamine. Buddahbear? Adamine? Music DUN DUN DUN Sponsored by the Lovely Iris, the always bold Daera, the Charming Marietta, the not so shabby ShaggyD, the tough guy Mr. Branston, the beast from Mid East Caligula, and the mountain high Denver. This is Tommy Two Shine reminding everyone to pick up there issue of Tea Time each week for exciting news from around the community. Another Tune begins to play then fading out to the voice of BuddahBear BuddahBear: Welcome to the Daze Craze, this is Buddahbear speaking and I'd just like to say, what an honor it is to serve you all for your entertainment purposes. *Coughs* Sorry, I blame the habit. Sitting next to me is my favorite pill popper Adamine. You hear papers rustling and what sounds like pens falling to the floor Adamine: Pill popper? Well I guess you can call me that if you must. Anyways, I would like to thank our listeners for tuning in today. If you don't me, well then you probably don't know that I love giving away COLD HARD CASH. Throughout the show, we will have multiple things to keep you entertained. Including games, interviews, sex talks, bad advice hours and MUCH, MUCH more. (Including the ever famous Talk sex with Adamine & Buddah) BuddahBear: Sex talks huh? Why wasn't I ever told about that? Hey can't go wrong with it though, just another reason to tune in to the show. Like Adamine said, he is crazier than hell, he loves to give out cash. Hell we both do to be honest, that's why it's important to tune in every day to catch the what chances you have to make that cash. Isn't that right? Adamine: That's right. These games won't be hard to win either, actually it will be quite fast. Winning a prize will only take a few minutes.... that's why you need to keep your radio on all day! Best of all, this is COMPLETELY FREE!! BuddahBear: That's right the man said FREE! All you have to do is request a Pamphlet from either myself or the colleague here by mail and follow the instructions on how to listen for your chance to win. It'll show you exactly what to look or listen for. Adamine: Damn it! you mean they have to read something? I thought this was gonna be easy money?!?! BuddahBear: Well yeah, but what's a few lines of reading compared to a large cash amount of prizes? Within this upcoming week alone we'll be giving over 2 million away in cash and prizes if not more. So I think out listeners can live with reading a small pamphlet on how to win! Adamine: Well, not only that, but there is gonna be LOADS of large cash prizes BuddahBear: Yeah I just said that. You hear a smack in the background BuddahBear: You knucklehead. So as a reminder to our listeners. Make sure you send us a mail requesting the pamphlet or it may be much harder to compete in competitions. Well enough of that let's see what we have on the agenda today... Papers begin rustling in the background BuddahBear: And on a side note, just to ensure you know this is no fraud, our sponsors whom you will hear about almost every commercial break makes it possible for this to happen Financially. So I would personally like to thank them myself. My hat goes off to you all, unless it's for protection of course. Then it remains where it's at. So what do we have in store for today? Adamine: Hmmmm lets see... How about an interview? You wanna do one of those? BuddahBear: Yeah, I think that sounds good. Adamine: Good? That sounds fantastic.... But first, let's give away a little cash. BuddahBear: I couldn't agree more. Let's see, how about we start with a random cash give away. Here let me draw a name from random off the active listeners at the moment. You hear some tapping and a few jingles BuddahBear: And the winner is..... Toaly from The java Cartel. So let's get Mr. Toaly on the phone why don't we. The phone begins to ring BuddahBear: Hello sir how are you this fine day? Toaly: I’m fine thank you, you enlightened carnivorous mammal. How are you? BuddahBear: I’m doing fantastic. I’m BuddahBear from Daze Craze 420 radio and I'm notifying you that you have been selected for out random cash prize winner. How does that sound? Toaly: Sounds fantastic, feels like I’m on some sort of hallucinogenic trip. Oh wait I am…. BuddahBear: Well sir your wrong and as a matter of fact to prove how wrong you are. I have just wired you One Million Dollars to your Bank account. How I got your account number is for me to know! How does it feel to be the first winner on the Daze Craze 420 talk show? Adamine: What the F*^#. A million dollars? Are you crazy? BuddahBear: Well of course I am! Didn't we just say how crazy we really are? Toaly: Wow, words cannot express my disbelief at this generous donation to my Blackjack Dealers pocket. I wish I was more sober and not steaming drunk as I am now as I cannot fully appreciate this prize from your show. I promise to follow your show all the time from now on. Daze Craze the show that er……. Payze? You rule! BuddahBear: Either way sir, I hope you enjoy! Tune in to the show for more chance at winning Cash prizes. The phone hangs up BuddahBear: I bet that's one happy Mafioso right there wouldn't you say? 10 minutes later - Adamine's phone rings. [14:16] Toaly: Hey man [14:16] Toaly: Not taking some money and running heh [14:16] Toaly: Not a shit [14:17] Adamine: haha [14:17] Adamine: No worries [14:17] Adamine: Congrats man [14:17] Toaly: I just been down the pub [14:17] Toaly: tooooooooo long [14:17] Toaly: So what are you guys doing then? [14:18] Toaly: How are you working this Angle [14:18] Adamine: Well, we have started a radio station. It should be pretty great. [14:19] Toaly: Yeah OK [14:19] Toaly: By the way [14:19] Toaly: I really don't like free money can I give it back to you but you can say I kept it. [14:20] Adamine: Sorry man, it's your money. you get to make the decision. In no way will we accept it back. [14:20] Toaly: Dunno if you know me [14:20] Toaly: How long you guys bee around [14:21] Toaly: sorry about the slurring [14:21] Toaly: alcyhol [14:21] Adamine: Sorry sir, you won. It's all yours [14:22] Toaly: So if threaten to give it away to someone else, you still won't take it back? [14:22] Adamine: Not in any form. Congrats once again. Adamine hangs up the phone Adamine: So what do ya think of that guy Buddah? BuddahBear: I think he's hell of a chap, and one lucky son of a bitch. I hope he has more luck at the casino than me! Adamine: Well that's for sure. Anyways, lets get on to our next segment..... How about an interview? BuddahBear: Sounds good too me..... right after this commercial break. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Are you tired of the same day to day lifestyle? Are you bothered by blisters that irritate the trigger finger? Neither are we. That's why here at Jack and Joe's Armory we supply some of the best gloves any happy killer may find. Made out of Syntex material imported from china we have the latest line of comfortable hand wear. So make your way to Jack and Joe's today and see what specials we have in store ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have a business you would like promoted? have that special someone who just moved up into the ranks and you'd like to send a special congratulations out there too? Well look no further anything you want to say can be said during the Daze Craze 420 talk show! Just send you information along with a $25,000 fee and anything you want heard will be said. No edits, No censorship. You may also have your announcements made without your name being involved for a total of $50,000. So what are you waiting for? Get your word out today!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A tune begins to play The Daze Craze 420 show is brought to you by, BuddahBear, Adamine, Iris, Marietta, Caligula, Branston, ShaggyD, Daera and the newest sponsor Denver. The music fades out BuddahBear: Welcome back listeners. What we have next is a special treat, we have the one and only Denver, the Current Right hand of the Scoundrels. Adamine: Well!??!? Dial his number dummy! The phone begins to ring Denver: Hello? Adamine: Hello Denver, you are now on air with Daze Craze 420. We would like to conduct an interview with you..... Do you have time? Denver: Sure do, let the questions fly BuddahBear: So, Denver how is Life up there in New York? The sewer rats getting any larger these days? Denver: Well, I recently switched from Shagggyd's crew to Daera's again. So it's a change for me. BuddahBear: How come the sudden change? Denver: OhCrap is busy with his family life too much to keep up the right hand position Adamine: Well shit, if that's all it is he should have called me up Denver Chuckles BuddahBear: The only thing your right hand is good at is............ well you know Adamine: Actually, my right hand IS good for many different things. *Cough* Unlike Buddah *Cough* BuddahBear: Exactly. So Denver onto serious Business, who's the gold ticket in the bed, Marietta or Iris? Denver: Oooo, I think if I answered that one, I'd die a painful death, either way I answer it. So I couldn't possibly comment. Adamine: Come on, be honest Denver: Alright, alright. I'll "spill the beans", so to speak. The coffee in Philadelphia has gotta mean that Iris is a particularly energetic sexual partner...but Marietta is that one step further..... A riot! Adamine: Oh God Denver: Both are gorgeous women though BuddahBear: I must agree with you on there. But Iris does have the slight advantage toward that little boost of energy provided by her caffeine intake. Adamine: True True Denver: Marietta was a riot in bed though. Close competition I assure you. The latest Tea Time has brought up that there is a ring on Marietta's ring finger though. Adamine: Are you holdin back? Not telling us something? Denver: Adamine, I've got very little choice in the matter Adamine: So it's forced sex? Denver: Well, uhhhh. Adamine: We'll leave it at that. Wouldn't want your little "Escapades" to get out over the air. BuddahBear: So Denver what were your thoughts on this past war? Denver: A shambles Mr.Bear. The majority of the first shots fired missed their target. Alessia, and indeed StonedSilent, were relatively disorganised. Adamine: Yep they should have left some planning up to their HSL's. Denver: They did, Adamine. The Hitsquads shots were missed, and key hitters were offline such as JMK and Czar. Retribution from Philly and NY was swift though. BuddahBear: Yeah the organization wasn't the greatest in the world I hear. Denver: It was reminiscent of the planning for the LargeHamster war to be honest. BuddahBear: Who would you say the scariest Mafioso would be? FlyingPig or Revan? Denver: Stiff competition there. Adamine Laughs Adamine: I would have to go with Revan. No competition. BuddahBear: Yeah Revan is a bit Frightening Denver: Revan does scare me. FlyingPig has kept himself to himself when it comes to me. Adamine: Oh my god, Please share your secrets. Garlic Breath? Denver: haha who Mr. Pig? Adamine: No... You, how do you get him to stay away? Denver: Well, I've not had any conflictions with him as of late. My father scorch had many altercations with him on the other hand. Adamine: Well wait until poeple hear this!! Denver: I'm sure he'll agree that Revan is a scary fella. BuddahBear: Well Mr. denver it was short but sweet. Anything further you would ilke to add my friend? Denver: I think I've said too much already, when it comes to the sexual issues, I just have to pray that there wont be consequences from the CLs of Detroit and Philadelphia. Adamine: I would suggest steering clear of both cities for awhile Denver: I'll be keeping my head down, that's for sure. Marietta's fiance will not be pleased. BuddahBear: Well there is always love for a little sarcasm I assure you. After all, It's not Marietta you should be worried about. I caught Don Iris eating a fish burrito the other day, now that is tough if you can ask me. If your stomach can handle that, you can pretty much take on the world. That's scary. Well, thank you for your time sir. I'm sure your a busy man, so we will let you get back to work. Denver: Have a good evening Mr. Bear, Adamine. The phone hangs up BuddahBear: There you have it all straight from the man's mouth, sex, war, scary people all wrapped in one basket. Not too shabby, what you think Adamine? Adamine: Well, I'd be watching my back if I was him. Anyways, that's all we have for now. BUT REMEMBER, throught the next week, you will all have a chance to win some cash. Quite a bit of cash. I will be holding competitions througout the day.... So listen in, and request a pamphlet on how YOU can gain the upper edge. As well as this, if your the first person to respond in this thread, you will secure yourself a niffty little $200,000. So Until next time, I'm Adamine BuddahBear: And I'm Buddah Adamine & BuddahBear:Wishing you guys a wonderful day. Want your on Segment on the Daze Craze? We are always open for new segments for the show. Of course this was the first of many to come, so expect it to be longer and bolder in the episodes to follow. Interested in running your own special section and becoming part of the team? Just mail BuddahBear and Adamine for more details. |
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| Reply by: Lady-C at Sep 12, '08 19:53 | |
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Lady-C giggles and calms down.. haha wow.. i LOVE this show.. Cant wait for the next one!! |
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| Reply by: Lady-C at Sep 12, '08 19:55 | |
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screams and yells OMG!! this radio show was real good :) and omg BuddahBear and Adamine were so sexy <333 Can't wait for the next show you guys!! :D Rocked my socks |
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| Reply by: MrsTM4ever at Sep 12, '08 20:06 | |
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Sep 12, '08 19:57 Your accountant has made payment of $200,000 to Lady-C. If you read my last "Statement" You would have seen that we were giving away 200K to thr person with the first post..... In addition to this, we will also give away 100K to whoever has post #39 |
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| Reply by: Adamine at Sep 12, '08 20:15 | |
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| A messenger arrives at the post radio show gathering, and passes on a message to say that Denver has relocated and changed his name in a hope that Marietta and Iris will never find him to rip him apart. | |
| Reply by: Denver at Sep 12, '08 20:16 | |
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Turns the radio on and dials it in to 420.Roles up a fatty and listens to Dazed Crazed with BuddahBear and Adamine, when the show is finished he calls in the station but gets the answering machine and leaves a message I really wanted to tell you guys that the was a great show and cant wait to hear the next episode. |
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| Reply by: IllFated at Sep 12, '08 20:23 | |
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You hear crackles over your radio. That distinct voice you love comes over the air once more. "Alright ladies and gents... and pigs. This is going to be a game. Winner will get $50,000." Name That Mafioso All you gave to do, is correctly guess who this mobster is..... Could be from the outside.... of could be from "This thing of ours" Hint #1: This person was the leader of an organization Hint #2: This person was alive years ago Hint #3: He mysteriously survived a "holocaust" that was put forth by his own leader. Hint #4: This person's bloodline, is still around today Hint #5: But maybe he isn't a "Mafioso" anymore..... Hint #5: (Scrambled) iThs eos'spnr odilenlob is onw an aaitmrsntoidr |
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| Reply by: Adamine at Sep 12, '08 20:26 | |
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Denver rings Adamine on the show. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Ganelon? I'm not sure though. |
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| Reply by: Denver at Sep 12, '08 20:35 | |
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Well Denver, looks like your somewhat on the right path.... But that's not quite the answer were lookin for! Thanks for trying, remember, you get unlimited guesses! |
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| Reply by: Adamine at Sep 12, '08 20:37 | |
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Denver rings again - clearly nothing better to do with his time. IzzyCreamcheese, possibly? |
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| Reply by: Denver at Sep 12, '08 20:46 | |
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BLUEWINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER! $50,000 has been transfered to your account. So, tell me... how does it feel? |
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| Reply by: Adamine at Sep 12, '08 20:48 | |
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| Pretty good my friend, even though it took two guesses to get the final answer! | |
| Reply by: Denver at Sep 12, '08 20:51 | |
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Oh well that's no problem at all. You know, I have a feeling that if a couple broke thugs were listening to their radio, they sure would be happy. Anyways, You see how easy that is? (And on a personal note, have you heard back from Marietta?) |
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| Reply by: Adamine at Sep 12, '08 20:53 | |
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That was rather easy hehe. Easy money for me, if there's not going to be much competition from these other guys. Thanks for the 50k! Answers are easy to find on these streets and OOC avenue :D (If I had, do you think I'd still be talking? My tongue would be in a box. And not the same box as I would be in. She'd cut it out first.) |
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| Reply by: Denver at Sep 12, '08 20:55 | |
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| Ahhh first winners of the competitions since the show went off air. Congrats Denver and Lady-C. Glad you enjoyed the show. | |
| Reply by: BuddahBear at Sep 12, '08 20:57 | |
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Noria grins wickedly after hearing the show and Calls in, disguising her voice with a valley gal accent. Oh My Gawd! You guys are like Totally Sexy! Can I like get you to, like, sign a hundred dollar bill and, like, give it to me? I'd so Love you, like, Ten Times more if you'd, like, do that for me... |
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| Reply by: NoriaNightingale at Sep 12, '08 21:10 | |
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That is the biggest piece of f$%&ing garbage I have ever heard! Screams echoed through the Riot! headquarters shortly after the Radio 420 broadcast segment with Denver in it. Everyone made sure to steer clear of the Boss' office as possessions could be heard being hurled against the wall and gun shots erupted every five minutes or so. Pray for no consequences... oh I'll give you consequences... It was time to take action. Picking up the phone, Marietta angrily dialed the number to the radio station. Quickly grabbing a spare pair of panties, she covers the receiver to the phone to muffle her voice. Eventually the ringing ceased to be and a voice met hers on the other end. Uh... um... ahem... yes, the blond stated, dropping her voice several octaves and pressing her chin to her chest to make it even deeper, I'm calling about that interview with Denver. I never slept- I mean, uh, I know Marietta personally, and what she does in her spare time is her own business. It was just a dinner da- ahem, I... uh... she has a fiancee, you know. And he would be very furious to hear these sort of rumors so I would just like to warn Denver to not say anything in the future. Unless he doesn't want anymore tea. ...Thanks. Quickly dropping the phone back onto it's cradle Marietta sighed and sat down behind her desk. Fucking hell, I'm losing my mind. |
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| Reply by: Marietta at Sep 12, '08 21:23 | |
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Picking up the line and listening in to the muffled voice he begins to chuckle. I'll make sure to pass that on to Denver for you Madam. Opps I mean Sir! Yes Sir, it will be passed on. Hanging up the phone BuddahBear sat back and enjoyed a few laugh's with his partner. Man what a day huh? First woman who sound like they enjoy using the word like, then men who sound like woman! Or wait was a woman trying to sound like a man, dammit?! Now it's got me all confused. BuddahBear then chugs on a bottle of whiskey |
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| Reply by: BuddahBear at Sep 12, '08 21:33 | |
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Once again, you hear Adamine's voice come over the air Who is that guy?. "If you were listening earlier, you heard that woman call in a few minutes ago (Yes, the one with the sexy deep voice). Anyways, she has informed us that Marietta has a Fiance.... I myself did not know about this.... SOOOO, The first person who tells me who this man is... WILL GET $100,000. |
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| Reply by: Adamine at Sep 12, '08 21:41 | |
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