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| Daze Craze Radio 420 - Episode 2 | Started by: BuddahBear on Sep 14, '08 00:52 |
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Once again, you find yourself hunkered down in your HQ, tuned into your favorite station, Daze Craze 420. You look at your clock once more. Only 5 more minutes until the next episode. You wait impatiently, and decide to listen to the music that's coming over the air. After the song an announcement comes over the radio Are you READY! The most anticipated show around the community, the two craziest Mafioso's you'll ever meet, return for yet another edition right after this commercial! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Are you sexually frustrated? Are you looking for a little excitement in your life? Contact AlexisVonWaffle today! She'll help with all your needs ranging from Massages, to Chiropractic work, to foot rubs, to plain down dirty rough hot and steamy pleasures. All you have to do is mail her with your request, and state how much you'd love to cover her in thick sticky syrup! Don't wait any longer, let her satisfy your needs today! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Tired of the MAN telling you what to do? Then read Tea Time- a gossip tabloid written by women, for men and women and about- well, everyone! Look for Tea Time on your nearest newsstand every Tuesday! ------------------------------------------------------------------ A tune begins to play and after a short time Fades to BuddahBear's Voice BuddahBear: Welcome back Listeners. We at Daze Craze would like to thank you all personally for our success. It wouldn't be possible without you all. With that let's start a segment we here at Daze Craze call, "The Morning After." Adamine would you like to explain? Adamine: Yeah, yeah.... isn't that like, when you have sex and then wake up in the morning? Pretty self explanatory title if you ask me. Once again you hear a few slaps in the background BuddahBear: Maybe not everyone in the community exactly know's what that is like so let the people know what the first day airing brought the community. Although when I wake up in the morning after sex, my urination process seems to hit the ceiling, if you know what I mean. Adamine: You too? Damn I thought only I had that problem.... Anyways, let's recap what happened yesterday. You hear a few papers rustling around BuddahBear: Sounds good, well first I really like the random cash giveaway, even though it went to a drunken blackjack player, it's still giving to the community in my eyes. Adamine: After that we had a nice little interview with Denver, who insisted that both Iris, and Marietta are great in bed..... or a "Riot" to be exact. BuddahBear: I am glad you brought that up, before we continue i'd like to pass on a personal message from one of our sponsors, Branston to be exact. The message reads as follows, "Denver you are dead shit." Woah! I sense some hostility there. Adamine: Somehow I sense that too. Anyhow, back on subject. Marietta has agreed to do a few editions of "Talk sex with Adamine & Buddah - Pornstar Edition" with us. Although who knows if we can depend on her, she was pretty drunk when she agreed to do it. BuddahBear: Oh I'm sure she is a woman of her word as a matter of fact why don't we surpise her later in the show with a quick session? I think that may go quite well. Adamine: You know me all to well Budah, I love quick sesh's. BuddahBear: I hope just not as quick as that evening you had with Mania`. Yes I have heard the rumors. You can't hide that from me! Adamine: God. That's not becuase I'm a minute man, that's because Adamine's voice drops into a whisper She is a he. BuddahBear: Well there is where your wrong. I assure you there is no sausage between those thighs. Anyhow, how about that hangman competition? That went rather well. Adamine: Just seems like nobody wants free money. Speaking of free money.... Let's give away some more cash. BuddahBear: Time for a random giveaway? I THINK SO! Adamine: How about we do two giveaways? BuddahBear: I couldn't agree more, you call the first lucky winner. Adamine: You might have a scientific way of doing this, but I don't. Adamine lowers his eyes and starts pointing his finger Adamine: Marcus! Let's see if we can get the young man on the phone Ring! Ring! Marcus: Hello? Adamine: Why hello sir, my name is Adamine from Daze Craze 420. Were a local radio station, and would like to inform you that you have been selected for a random cash giveaway. Marcus: Woooo! Really? Thank you :) Adamine: Well that's no problem. We here at Daze Craze 420 are commited to making people happy. I am having my accountant wire you $250,000 now. Enjoy it, and don't go gambling it all. Marcus: Thank you that is great. Walks over the slots. And I love your station Adamine: No problem man, enjoy. Click Adamine: Well he seemed pretty happy. Hell, who wouldn't be? Free money! BuddahBear: Yet another happy listener taken care of by the Daze Craze 420! Should I give my selection a call? Adamine: Let's do it! BuddahBear picks up the phone and begins to dial BuddahBear: What's better than our job besides sex? Not much I promise you that! It begins ringing Rorschach: Hello? BuddahBear: Hello sir, how are you doing this fine evening? Rorschach: Not bad. Yourself? BuddahBear: I'm doing great! I'm BuddahBear from Craze Daze 420, this evening you have been selected as a random cash giveaway! How does it feel? Rorschach: It feels all warm and tingly inside.Craze Daze 420 is absolutely the greatest radio on the air- even if that air does have adverse effects on your ability to go out and make money for yourself! BuddahBear: Hope he enjoys the cash sitting in his bank. There you have it folks, two lucky listeners awarded with cash for absolutely no reason. How can get get any better than that?! The voices fade and a little bit of background music is played ------------------------------------------------------------------ Marietta: I used to be concerned and nervous about the future. Sometimes I'd get scared before an important event, such as childbirth or a family funeral. Hey sometimes you need some help navigating through life's trouble spots. That's when I discovered Equinox. `Naamah`: After the divorce and losing little Tommy, life was getting me down. I couldn't focus on anything at work. After trying Equinox, I've been employee of the month 3 times in a row. Denver: I used to fall unconscious for hours at a time. Now with Equinox, I never need to sleep. x_Factor: Equinox is new from Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals. Ask your doctor about Equinox today. Shadow: (fast tone) Equinox may cause nausea, loss of sleep, blurred vision, leakage, kidney problems and breathing irregularities. Do not take Equinox if you are operating any machinery, driving a car, pregnant, a child of low age, unhappy or if your family has a history of mental disorders. LuckyLuciano: Equinox, softening life's harsh realities. ------------------------------------------------------------------ From 420 Studios here are the Congratulations sent out from those who requested it Sent in by Denver I would like to personally congratulate Shagggyd for making the rank of Consigliere. It's well deserved Sir! Sent in by Branston Great job Primal on the rank of Made Man! It's the first step to a love life within the Pickle Posse! Sent in by Marietta Maxie, congratulations on Boss! I would lose my mind without you, and thank you for everyone. And no, you're not getting your black pair of panties back. Love, Marietta ------------------------------------------------------------------ A tune begins to play then fades into voice BuddahBear: So what do you think time for a surprise session with Marietta? Adamine: Sounds like a great idea... lets her here now. Mysterious voice: Marietta grew up in the booming town of New Orleans. She graduated high school in 1902 from NOHS. After this she discovered she had major talent in the acting department, although she couldn't find anyone to strike a deal with. After years and years of misfortune, she stumbled upon a man named Jason Ridgewood, who suggested she try her luck in the porn industry. Since then she has had numerous accomplishments, and has left that industry. Now, she is acting Mob boss of New Orleans. Ladies and gentlemen, GIVE IT UP FOR MARIETTA. All of the audience screams out BuddahBear: How are you doing this evening Marietta? Marietta: Oh, you know. Splendid yourself? BuddahBear: Doing great, keeping busy as always. Just another life for a talk show host Marietta giggles Adamine: I'm doing alright, been cramped in this studio, filled with smoke. Damn buddah BuddahBear: Not my fault! BuddahBear laughs Marietta: Oh, poor Adamine. BuddahBear: Ok lets take our first caller shall we? Marietta silently prays to herself. Adamine: Lets see, x_Factor has a question for you. My girl and I were getting it on last week and i accidentally moaned another girls name, now she's gone and I need her back, what should I do? BuddahBear: Hmmm good question Marietta: Oh boy, you sure screwed that one up, kid. BuddahBear: You think so? Marietta: Well, it's not unfixable, of course. Adamine: Oh really? Marietta: Nothing dozens of flowers and public apologies won't fix. Adamine: Public apologies eh? Marietta shrugs BuddahBear: That being said, my recommendation x_factor? Many many night's of pure attention based solely on her Marietta: A girl likes to be shown that you love her, in front of other people. BuddahBear: Adamine once called out a females name his lady told me, turned out it was his dog's name. His lady forgave him after his pleading Adamine: Excuse me? Marietta: Really, a dog? Adamine: No, that's his translation for his wife BuddahBear: Oh no! Low blow! Ok next caller Adamine smiles Marietta: Oh dear me... BuddahBear: Fabio-Paim asks, What do you prefer? Twenty year old's or Thirty plus? I would have to stick with the mid range myself. Experienced but not there yet far enough to be considered for hip replacement Marietta nods Marietta: Well being a lady in her mid-20s, I would have to say older men do it for me. Adamine: Well I can't say that's not a surprise. Exactly how old are you anyways Marietta? Marietta: A lady never tells her *exact* age, love. BuddahBear: Oh classy yet sexy! Marietta: Hell, even when I'm 40 I'll be in my mid-20s. Adamine: Fair enough. Lets get on to our next caller Adamine: Ducky from Philadelphia asks. What is the best sex position in your opinion, and why? BuddahBear: I know Adamines! Marietta: ...Oh dear me... BuddahBear: Doggy! BuddahBear chuckles Adamine: Hey, my pills aren't hallucinogenic. I know what I'm fucking, when I'm fucking it. BuddahBear sighs Marietta covers her eyes and shakes her head. Adamine: Marietta? Come on. Marietta: Oh... I... couldn't possibly say... Adamine: Don't hold back, I mean, you were a porn star and all Marietta: ...I was young and made mistakes. Adamine: You call that a mistake? I call that awesome. BuddahBear: Fair enough Marietta: And who is to say I even have a favorite? Can't someone just like sex? Adamine: Yeah but not you. You were a porn star. (I know, I watched all your movies) Marietta: Oh God BuddahBear laughs Adamine chuckles BuddahBear: Ok on to our next question. Blah asks, Ass to mouth? NO! Adamine: Definitely not Marietta: Ewwwwwwwwwww! Adamine: Never ever ass to mouth BuddahBear: But what with green egg's and ham? Marietta: Not even in my nightmares does that happen. Adamine: BuddahBear you have another caller on your side? BuddahBear: Adam_Wall asks, What is a Donkey Punch? Marietta shudders Adamine: Oh dear lord Marietta: Something you don't want to try. Adamine: Have you tried it? Marietta: ...No. Adamine: You wanna? BuddahBear smacks Adamine! Marietta: Next question. Adamine: Sorry, it's these damn pills. Anyways. I have a question BuddahBear: Go ahead Marietta: Should I be afraid? Adamine: Marietta, what is your opinion on female sex toys? Good, Bad? Do you use them? Have you ever? BuddahBear: Can I have a say in them? Marietta: Hahahaha, Oh my. Um, to each their own, I suppose. BuddahBear: We'll take that as a yes.... Marietta: I personally like doing things the... er... old fashioned way. Adamine: Me too Marietta: hehehe BuddahBear: NEXT QUESTION! Man it's getting hot in here Adamine: Now, I have one more if we don't have any callers BuddahBear: We have a caller. Hold your hormones! Marietta giggles again BuddahBear: Shagggyd asks, How many of the Male Crew leaders would you sleep with? Marietta: Of the male crew leaders? Hmmm. None. Adamine: Ouch Marietta: Now female crew leaders... BuddahBear: Oh please do share Marietta: Well there's only one besides myself, yes? I'm sure you can put two and two together. Adamine snickers BuddahBear: I bet we can and when two are put together, Fireworks! Adamine: Ok, my turn. Now, Marietta. I have been hearing quite a bit about your "Mystery Man". Is this true? Do you have a "Special Someone"? Marietta: Hahahaha. I do, indeed have a mystery man. Adamine: Ahh BuddahBear: Oh really? May we ask who? Marietta: You can ask, sure. BuddahBear: It's me isnt it? I knew it! Marietta: Ahaha! BuddahBear rubs his tummy BuddahBear: No I kid, I have a girl myself. She makes me happy. Unless she steals me briefs and hangs them on the light post again Adamine: Who is it? Marietta: I suppose that's for me to know and you all to find out on the big day... BuddahBear: Ahh come on give us the exclusive! Adamine: We here at Daze Craze 420 would like to offer you a million dollars if you spill the beans! Marietta: Ouch, I earn more than that in a day, though... Marietta giggles and nibbles on her fingernails. Adamine: I still want to know Marietta: I'll ask him if it's alright to tell. He's not big on the public eye. BuddahBear: Well may I take a crazy guess? Marietta: Go for it BuddahBear: Branston? Marietta: Oh, dear me, I wish. Branston won't look at me and if he does he thinks I'm a maid. BuddahBear: Ahhhh. Marietta in a maid outfit? Adamine: Hot BuddahBear: And you think that's a bad thing? Adamine: Very hot Marietta smacks BuddahBear on the nose. BuddahBear rubs his nose Adamine: Anyways, What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together? BuddahBear: You said that perfectly Marietta: If you play your cards right you can have a chance with any girl. Never discount yourself or sell yourself short. Adamine: Ohhh. Sexy BuddahBear: There you have heard it first listeners! Sadly. We have held miss Marietta up long enough Adamine: Thank you very much Marietta: No, thank you very much.I love what you two are doing Adamine: Well thank you! Although I think it's the drugs. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Want to be a guest on the Craze Daze 420 show? Submit your application to Adamine and BuddahBear today! Enjoy all the humor live from the studio! ------------------------------------------------------------------ A little boy yells "Mom, Timmy down the block stole my lunch milk again!" The mother replies "Well I'm a just about tired of this. I'm calling Tommy Boy!" That's right Tommy Boy is here too deal with all your daily problems. Whether it be a need of some roughing up of a few school kids, or a real man to show your gal a good time, call Tommy Boy Today! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Music begins to play and fades to voice BuddahBear: Well another day another show. How do you think it went Adamine? That Marietta is a real firecracker wouldn't you agree? Adamine: Firecracker?!?!? She's like a damn Atom Bomb. I bet every mobster in this country will be calling her after this! BuddahBear laughs BuddahBear: I wouldn't be surprised. Before we go though tonight would you like to remind our listeners about the upcoming competitions between the next show? Adamine: Sure thing. But first I want to have a few words myself. Shagggyd, congrats on making Consigliere. Daera, thank you very much for your sponsorship. I didn't have time yesterday to thank you enough. BuddahBear: I second that! Adamine clears his throat Adamine: Alright guys, just a reminder, keep your radios dialed for a chance to win some cash. If your smart, you'd request a pamphlet. In this you will receive insider tips that's sure to make things easier on you. In addition to this, the 15th caller will receive $100,000 BuddahBear: Yes make sure if you don't have a pamphlet, send us a mail in request of one. It will make things much easier and will make your pocket's much larger. I would like to dedicate this show to my true love `Naamah`. Without her I would be lost. I love you baby! Oh and have dinner ready for me when I get home of course! So Adamine think it's time to say farewell? Adamine: Yeah, it's about that time. Although I would also like to dedicate this show to my true love Marietta. (Although it's a one way street) BuddahBear: Until next time this is BuddahBear.. Adamine: And this is Adamine. BuddahBear and Adamine: Good Night to all! A friendly Reminder Want to be a part of the Daze Craze show? Have a Segment Idea or a shout out you'd like to give a love one or friend? Just contact Adamine or BuddahBear TODAY! |
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| after tuning into the latest show, and listening to Marietta's fiesty responses... x_Factor runs through the streets after chugging whiskey screaming "I love daze craze!" | |
| Reply by: x_Factor at Sep 14, '08 01:01 | |
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Wise_Guy turns his radio off as the show ends Man what an entertaining show that was, this really is the best radio talk show out. Wise_Guy walks away from the radio quietly singing "Move it over short dog cause the Tall dogs moving in" |
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| Reply by: Wise_Guy at Sep 14, '08 01:19 | |
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Mania`s eyes nearly pop out of her sockets LIES!!!... |
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| Reply by: Mania` at Sep 14, '08 05:24 | |
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Packs his bong fires it up and tunes his radio to 420 for yet another episode of Daze Crazed radio.Calls up the radio station. You guys rule!I enjoy listening to your talk show,and I cant beleive all the money that is being given away.Hope to hear your next episode real soon.By the way am I the lucky caller? |
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| Reply by: IllFated at Sep 14, '08 08:14 | |
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Thank you for your compliments. Illfated, no sorry then 15th caller into the show show win's the cold hard cash. Keep trying! |
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| Reply by: BuddahBear at Sep 14, '08 09:07 | |
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And yes, I said show show. Lik it or leave it! To those who were not Familiar with the first Episode there are going to be many competitions to come from now till the next episode. Keep checking back for you chance to partake and win cash and prizes! BuddahBear takes a hit of a water pipe and smiles devishly while rubbing his tummy |
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| Reply by: BuddahBear at Sep 14, '08 09:09 | |
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Nice show guys, I enjoyed it! Thanks to Equinox! Winks. |
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| Reply by: Denver at Sep 14, '08 11:37 | |
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| Equinox, softening life's harsh realities. | |
| Reply by: LuckyLuciano at Sep 14, '08 11:40 | |
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You hear a few grunts over you speakers Adamine: Sorry guys, took the wrong pills last night. I've been out every since. Did Buddah say something about money? How about another contest? Trivia Time! Whoever is the first to answer both questions correctly, will get $100,000! First Question: Deviant was the boss of New York. After his death, A captain was authorized to start his own family. Who was that mobster? Second Question: After the death of Intervention, a new captain was authed in New York. Who was this man? |
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| Reply by: Adamine at Sep 14, '08 11:46 | |
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I must say I was hoping for a full explanation of what a donkey punch is. Hell I would have even taken Adamine explaining it even though he probably would have said it was when a donkey kicks you. Another great show guys keep them coming. Yours is truly the most entertaining I have read seen in a while. |
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| Reply by: Adam_Wall at Sep 14, '08 11:48 | |
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| Fantastic show guys, I am very impressed. A highlight of my day. I can't wait for more.. | |
| Reply by: Iris at Sep 14, '08 12:00 | |
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| Happy there's some every day! Now I'll always have soemthing planned =P | |
| Reply by: Alice at Sep 14, '08 12:08 | |
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Picks up the phone and rings in waiting for an answer when someone picks up Major_Jerkovski I think is the answer to your first question and John Gotti the answer to your second. |
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| Reply by: LuckyLuciano at Sep 14, '08 12:37 | |
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| Calls in and says hey guys when is episode 3 coming on the air? | |
| Reply by: x_Factor at Sep 14, '08 12:39 | |
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| I'd also like to say you guy's have a great show I love it and hope you guy's keep up the good work. | |
| Reply by: LuckyLuciano at Sep 14, '08 12:43 | |
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Congrats Mr. Luciano! You are caller number 15! What did we say you'd get? $50,000? Oh wait, IT WAS $100,000! Your hear the sound of a pencil writing on paper Once again, congrats. Looks like your name says it all. "Lucky" |
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| Reply by: Adamine at Sep 14, '08 12:46 | |
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Major_Jerkovski & John Gotti Are correct! Wow, once again Congrats Mr. Luciano. Please, share your secret with us! |
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| Reply by: Adamine at Sep 14, '08 12:53 | |
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| Well thats easy you see, its all about getting on the same level rather it be with your enemy or your best friend get in there mind. So I smoke 2 joint pop a couple pills and bam the answer's come right to me. | |
| Reply by: LuckyLuciano at Sep 14, '08 12:58 | |
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Noria calls in and waits for some one to answer, covering a sob and finally as some one answers she cries I can't stand this place any more! I'll die soon, but I wanted you guys to know I loved your show before I go. click |
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| Reply by: NoriaNightingale at Sep 14, '08 15:50 | |
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