Claudio was never the lucky one when it came to love, he fell short every time and was never the one to settle down, he really wasn't the hip, good looking, sexy boy his mumma always told him he was.

She was here again. He felt his face light up.

He would never forget the first time he saw her. He stops a while and looks up as if he is in deep thought, thinking back to that very day, he had just been taking the trash out when his eyes were met with the most beautiful sight.

She was lying back in a beanbag chair; her knees lifted and spread apart, her upper half sunk into the bag, which closed over her like a straitjacket. She was wearing blue jeans and suede clogs. Her long hair fell over her shoulders. She had a cigarette in her mouth, the long ash about to fall.

As soon as he saw her he knew,

His mother always said "Son when you know, you know".

'This is it' he thinks to himself as he spots her across the street, but he couldn't find it in him to say a word, he walked past quietly.

Eris will never know.

Renekton walks up to his friend claudio and pats him on the head

'One day buddy.. she'll know and not request a restraining order , keep your chin up mate.'

Claudio hadn't realized but he must of dropped his notes he was working on…

You pick it up and have a read

To Do:

#1 Sweet talk Eris.

#2 Fight to death Vs Jin in his cornfield.

#3 Beat the corn maze, hide the body.

#4 Marry Eris

#5 Profit.!?

Renekton was looking over the shoulders of his short friend and noticed the note.

'Best of luck to you buddy on your list .. if you need help with uh ..corn disposal just hit me up.'

This just in, Claudio is now cheating on Eris with Leather. It's true. I heard it from the horse's mouth.

Leather and Laces baby!

My thoughts exactly Leather.

Claudio pets you

Leather looks over at that Zombie fellow and shakes his head.

Could I have some of whatever you're smoking? It could make my drunken state even better, eh?

Also, since when am I a HORSE?!

Luger snickers as he walks by.

"That's Claudio for ya!"

Tommek looks at Claudio.
"You sir are a big Slutje!"