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| Daze Craze Radio - Episode 3 | Started by: BuddahBear on Sep 17, '08 00:19 |
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It's that time again, everyone is huddled around their headquarters Radio awaiting the minute the Daze Craze tune begins to play. In comes the tune, people begin tapping their feet and suddenly it fades to voice BuddahBear: Welcome to the Daze Craze 420. The show where cash and prizes are handed out more than sanitary napkins at a private catholic schoolgirl facility. This is our third show and Adamine and I are extremely excited. You hear the sound of a prescription pill bottle in the background Adamine: Now I am certainly exited. What's on the agenda for today Buddah? BuddahBear: Well we can start with the morning after, which is a recap some of last episodes events. For instance, our surprise sex talk seemed to have stirred up the chatter amongst the Mafioso in the community that's for sure. Adamine: Nah, it wasn't the sex talk that stirred them up, it was my striking good looks. BuddahBear: Yes that must have been it. What is your feelings on OhCrap's decision to take out one of the Java Cartel's Boss's on a suicide mission? Adamine: I think he should have thought it out a little more. How about you? BuddahBear: Honestly? I think it was a disgrace to his Family in my opinion. Not so much because of his actions as much of the position he held within that Family before he made his decision. Any listeners out there wanting to give an opinion feel free to call in. Phone rings and BuddahBear picks up BuddahBear: That was quick, caller your on the air. Unknown Caller: Well I don't know much, I just know he had a meltdown and shot Philisophical_Psycho, although I dont think shooting him was the right thing to do. BuddahBear: Do you think it should be debated that since his bloodline is a legend around the community that it should just be looked at as a goof up and nothing more? Unknown Caller: No. It shouldn't no matter how much of a legend he is. He knew exactly what he was doing. BuddahBear: Thank you very much. Caller 2 your on the air. Unknown Caller: Well to be honest, I know OhCrap comes from a very well known family line, and his great great great great grandfather is indeed the Godfather of_____ (sorry I forgot). I am actually surprised someone from his such family line would pull something so stupid. If he wanted to comit suicide, why didnt he just kill himself, instead of taking another persons life with him. What did he achieve? Nothing. Just tattere. BuddahBear: Thank you very much. Next Caller your on the air, may I ask who this is? Maxie: This is Maxie, from Detroit. BuddahBear: Oh in that case, would you have my baby? Maxie: Are you fuckin' serious? BuddahBear: Sure why not? I mean I am a cute cuddly man in a bear suit. Adamine would! Adamine: Buddah, if i was a woman, I'm sure I would have anyone's kid. So don't flatter yourself there. Maxie: And you better keep that suit on. If you take it off around me I'll fuckin' shoot off your family jewels. BuddahBear Grunts and Trembles BuddahBear: Ok, I get the hint. On a serious note, what is your opinion on OhCrap's actions he committed? Maxie: I personally don't care because it didn't effect my family, but in my opinion it was dishonorable and disloyal. It's not a good example for new blood, but I hear some people talk like it was ok because his ancestors did good things in the mafia years ago. As Hitch said, that's the way it's always been and probably always will be here. It's the same in every business. Whores working in offices get away with not answering phones because they show the boss some cleavage. Here if your relatives did something good a few hundred years ago you get a slap on the wrist for fuckin' up once or twice. BuddahBear: Thank you very much dear. On with the next caller. May I get your name please? Animal: This is Animal, son of the Philisophical_Phsycho. I'd just like to say, he wanted to go out with a bang, I chalk my father's death up to being in the wrong place at the wrong time. That and sleeping with OhCrap's wife prolly didn't help pops situation either. BuddahBear: I imagine that didn't help at all your right. Adamine: You know, after listening to these callers, I can't help but think about what FlyingPig thinks in this matter. Shall we get him on the phone? BuddahBear: Sounds good to me, let's see if we can get a hold of him. First, a commercial break. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Fernando's new beginnings Advertisement: Fernando: Has your marriage gone stale? Has the spark gone out of your love life? Looking to add a little adventure the monotony of monogamy. I am Fernando Martinez, founder of Fernando's New Beginnings. A revolutionary new way of saving your marriage. We understand how two kids and a mortgage can take the passion out of your love life. With our three-step program, you will rediscover romance, guaranteed. Phil: Hi, my names Phil, I've got three kids, two cars, and a mortgage. My love life was going stale even before my wife's car accident. Then I called New Beginnings. Thanks to Fernando, I'm still married, but on Wednesday afternoons, I meet Barbara at the motel by the turnpike Fernando: See the passion is back. Phil's marriage is saved and his kids will have a daddy to look up to. Call New Beginnings today. Cinco, Cinco, Cinco, Nuevo, Dos, Nuevo, Dos. It will be a miracle, I guarantee it. Fernando's New Beginnings, we turn a ending into a new beginning. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The music dies out and fades to laughter BuddahBear: Welcome back listeners. Just having a few laughs with Adamine in between the break. So we have FlyingPig who decided to stop by the station to do an interview. Adamine: Hello, and welcome FlyingPig. Thank you for stopping by and taking the time to do this interview with us. Although we do have much on our agenda, you are our first priority. So if you don't mind, we'd like to ask you a few questions about recent events. Sound Okay? FlyingPig: Sure BuddahBear: Sir, there has been a lot of questions on OhCraps decision making. Debates on whether his actions were to be just looked over since his bloodline has been around these parts for some time, and since he has so many *Coffee shop friends*. What's your opinion on the whole subject? I know it makes it hard being your relationship with the Famiglia he was representing, but do you feel it should just be seen over as it being a, oh he's a good man so his bloodline is allowed a screw up here and there? FlyingPig: No, I don't think it should be brushed off like that. A fuck up is a fuck up, no matter who is doing it. Whether or not his Grandpappy was an upstanding mobster is irrelevant. OhCrap was in a position of trust in his family and he betrayed that trust. On top of that, he attacked the family that authed his leader. His descendants might be honorable mafiosi, but OhCrap was a disgrace and a disloyal mobster. BuddahBear: I seem to agree, sadly the masses feel differently. Does the loyalty from one Family to the other, prevent any further action to be taken? FlyingPig: Buddah, I suggested that when a representative of a family takes such action, it can be seen as an act of war. This is because any decision made on the part of a RHM or LHM is not an individual decision, but a FAMILY decision. Therefore, it is a family attacking another family, not just some asshat attacking another family. FlyingPig takes a breathe FlyingPig: In this case, we trusted that Daera would not condone, nor did he order OhCrap to attack, and with Daera being a valuable ally, no further action was needed or desired. Although, in theory, an attack on Daera could have been justified, But why would we want to attack a useful ally? BuddahBear: Well said. Adamine: That being said, should his son be branded as an "Unloyal Mobster" FlyingPig: His son is not yet a mobster, as far as I know, much less a disloyal one. BuddahBear: So how are you feeling with all the positive street attention on behalf of yourself? FlyingPig: What street attention are you talking about? I always receive street attention. The funny thing is, it is always either pure love or pure hate, and I love that. I have said before, that if some high rank isn't sacrificing his life by pissing on my grave when I die, then I probably have not done my job as an Enforcer. Adamine: Which do you prefer, Hate mail, or Love mail? BuddahBear: I would have to say hate. FlyingPig: Depends on my mood. To be a legend, you need ass kissers. No legend has ever been without ass kissers. Adamine: Which you have. FlyingPig: And no legend has been without hater. Adamine: Which you obviously have. FlyingPig: WHAT?? WHO??? Adamine laughs Adamine: Alright, a couple more questions and we will wrap this up. BuddahBear: So is there anyone that you can just never be up upset at? Someone who always keeps you in a good mood? FlyingPig: Will-C always did BuddahBear: R.I.P indeed. He will be forever missed Adamine: Now, in our inter view with Denver, we asked him who was scarier. You or Revan. We all voted Revan, what do you have to say about this? And do you consider Revan on the scary side? FlyingPig: Revan is a force of nature. Woe to he who crosses his path. He dare not look the mighty Revan in the eye. BuddahBear laughs Adamine: Alright FlyingPig, once again thank you for taking the time to do this interview. FlyingPig: You're welcome. Can I say one more thing? BuddahBear: Why of course. FlyingPig: You're all retarded. Now fuck off and let me out of here. * FlyingPig was kicked by Adamine, and the door slams shut BuddahBear starts laughing uncontrollably. BuddahBear: Love him or hate him, he's on hell of a stand up guy. Now let's get on with a commercial break. We'll be right back here at Daze Craze. Don't go anywhere. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Tired of being looked at funny? Well remove that acne today with Jimmy's street Tar! Yes that's right, the new solution to that much hated issue is in the Tar. Just apply, leave on for about 45 seconds, and the tear off through a lengthy and slightly painful process. Yes I said painful, but what's worse? Pain or Acne? My thought's exactly. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Pets Overnight Advertisement: Man: Are you bored with man's best friend? Boy: Sorry Fido were gonna have to drown you. Man: Why not try mans first cousin? At PetsOvernight we've got every primate in stock from spider monkeys to gorillas. You'll love your new best friend. Boy: Mommy, Jim-Jim bit me. Mom: Oh yeah,then you just bite him back then. Ok honey? Man: PetsOvernight, delivering little bundles of love in box, directly to your door. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Congratulations from Daze Craze 420!!! Congratulations to Fabio-Paim form the Mocha Syndicate on his promotion to Made Man! Congratulations to Mont his new Family in Las Vegas. Make us here at 420 Radio proud! Also we expect free casino tokens of course. Congratulations to AlexisVonWaffle, for pleasing men over a decade. Mob Mail her today for your pleasurable needs! -------------------------------------------------------------------- The music starts to fade too voice BuddahBear: Welcome back my pretties! Who wants a free spanking? Adamine: You know I'm always up for a good spanking, but only if it's coming from Caim. Heard her and her whip can satisfy every mafioso's needs. BuddahBear: Caim is one hot mamma jamma. VRRROOOM! VRROOOM! They both begin to chuckle BuddahBear: First I'd like to give a big shout out to those fans that are now currently housing the graveyard, SuckMyBallsBuddah, budahbeariscrap, buddahbearisafagget. You will always have a spot in my heart! Adamine: I would also like to point out that we now have a new legend. His name is BuddahBear As you heard in our previous inteview with FlyingPig a legend must have A) Haters - See above B) Ass kissers - x_Factor. BuddahBear laughs BuddahBear: Far from it my friend. Only thing legendary about me is my weed smoking habits. So what do we have next? Adamine: Well, how about we do a little business review? BuddahBear: Sounds good to me. Before we do that how about a quick cash giveaway? Adamine: You know I won't complain about that! BuddahBear: Ok let's see who we can get on the phone. BuddahBear picks up the phone and it begins to ring. Finally a voice answers BuddahBear: Good evening Sir? How are things going for you? Adam_Wall: Great. Been lots of petties and felonies done as well as a little lady keeping me company. How bout yourself? BuddahBear: I'm great thank you very much. As you may know I'm BuddahBear from Daze Craze Radio 420 and you have been randomly selected as our free cash prize giveaway. Tell me Sir, how does it feel? Adam_Wall: It feels great I mean now I don't have to stare at the ladies. I can actually buy them a drink! Thanks Daze Craze! You guys have helped my social life big time! Adamine: Your very welcome! That's what we are here for, to save people's love lives. Adam_Wall: Thanks!! Hey there goes Iris. I am gonna go buy her a drink. He runs off after the fine lady, fist full of cash in each hand Adamine: Another Mafioso happy. BuddahBear: Can't complain with that! So on with the Business report from Philly. What do you have for us? Adamine: Well I spent many hours in Philly testing all their local Business's and here's what I have. Adamine clears hit throat and reads the report off aloud Adamine: The Hawiian Bar Owner: Hawiian_Punch Food/Drink rating: ∗ Service rating: ∗ Staff rating: ∗ Overall rating: ∗ Comments: This place is the true pit of Philly. The service is horrible, I don't think a single drink has been served yet. The staff is sloppy in appearance, and you can hardly tell what anyone is saying. This is surely a place to stear clear of while in Philly. The BlindHorse Saloon Owner: Alfredo_Mussolini Food/Drink rating: ∗∗∗ Service rating: ∗∗∗∗∗ Staff rating: ∗∗∗∗∗ Overall rating: ∗∗∗∗ Comments: The full bar is great, although it would be nice to see some specials from time to time.The service is superior. The owner takes all orders himself and is very friendly. Although the the inside of the place doesn't look great, the service and drinks sure make up for it. If you are stopping in Philly sometime soon, this should definitely be on your to do list. Tasky's Insult Comedy Lounge Owner: Taskmaster Food/Drink rating: ∗ Service rating: ∗ Staff rating: ∗∗∗∗ Overall rating: ∗∗ Comments: As you walk in the door, you are greeted by an ass hole of a man. Although I found him to be quite amusing. This voice belongs to the owner of the joint Taskmaster. His jokes are alright, and if people were as funny as him the joint would be alright. Sadly though, he has given anyone free reign to stand up.... this is a downfall. It makes the place smell bad, and dirty. If your in Philly, I would suggest stopping by for a quick second, just to see if any new material has been brought to the table. Grand Opening: Gino's Pizzeria Owner: Gino_Macelli Food/Drink: **** Service: n/a Staff rating: **** Overall Rating: *** Comments: It has a great menu, and I have heard nothing but good things about the owner. There has yet to be any business so I recommend everyone to stop on by. BuddahBear: There you have it folks. Make sure you drop by Philly and make some stops while you are there!!! Adamine: Yes definitely do. I think all places are worth a stop in regardless of how I might have rated them. BuddahBear: Well lets go to commercial. When we return, I'll give some final insights on some things that have been on my chest and wrap things up. -------------------------------------------------------------------- A long time ago my husband asked me to lose weight. So I tried and nothing worked! Until I found HydroxySlut. HydroxySlut gives you the non guilty feeling of cheating on your man, and the abilities to hump like a jack rabbit. I lost 30 pounds in one week! It burns those unwanted calories quicker than you can say Java Cartel! The slut sold separately. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Tune fades to voice as the show returns to air BuddahBear: I know I said I wanted to get some thing's off my chest. But honestly, I'm dog freaking tired! Adamine: Yeah tell me about it. On another note though. I think i'm going to buy some of that HydroxySlut for my girl! BuddahBear: Well if you need any help with that send her on over! Adamine: Yeah, yeah kiss my ass. BuddahBear: I have to pass on that but I bet Alexis could help you out. Both laugh Adamine: Well that about closes things for tonight. This is Adamine... BuddahBear: And this is BuddahBear saying.... Adamine & BuddahBear: have a great fucking evening! !!Reminders!! Ask today for your pamphlet to make sure competitions go much smoother. Competitions will be held until the very next episode. Like what you hear? Help the team keep up the hardwork! Donations accepted within. Thank you all for listening! |
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"Calls in and gets put on speaker phone with Adamine and BuddahBear" I love you guys and the show rocked my socks! Keep it up and I will be wait for the next episode. |
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| Reply by: Ducky at Sep 17, '08 00:53 | |
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| keep it up guys, another great episode! | |
| Reply by: AlexMac at Sep 17, '08 01:00 | |
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| Great job guys, looking forward to the next one. | |
| Reply by: Gregory_SpitZ at Sep 17, '08 01:34 | |
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Good job guys. Can't wait your next edition. Love your interview with FlyingPig, a superb-figure. |
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| Reply by: Arabesque at Sep 17, '08 01:49 | |
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I Love Daze Craze Radio!! <3 Keep it up guys. |
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| Reply by: Mania` at Sep 17, '08 06:55 | |
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| great episode guys! :) | |
| Reply by: FabrizioGambino at Sep 17, '08 09:07 | |
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| Grade A stuff there guys! Excellent work, might have to take your reviews of the bars and pop along and check some out for myself. | |
| Reply by: JackSparrow at Sep 17, '08 09:15 | |
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I Love Daze Craze Radio!! You guys are smexy!!! <3333 |
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| Reply by: MrsTM4ever at Sep 17, '08 09:50 | |
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Daze Craze rocks! And now I know which bar to go to... |
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| Reply by: Alchemist at Sep 17, '08 09:59 | |
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| Nice going guys. I'm still certain that Revan is scarier than FlyingPig. When I see Revan in his various forms, I avoid as much as possible, but FlyingPig is just a sight to behold as he plummets to the ground from the Java Cartel rooftops. | |
| Reply by: Denver at Sep 17, '08 10:00 | |
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18 leans forward and clicks off the radio in his room Ahh another fine show With that 18 picks up his gun and sets down his drink. It's time to get back to work. |
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| Reply by: 1800andJose at Sep 17, '08 10:09 | |
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Best Radio station ever guys. Marcus turns his Radio up to listen to more |
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| Reply by: Marcus at Sep 17, '08 13:13 | |
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Thank you all for you compliments. The first competition will be up today, make sure you keep checking back at your chance to wins some cash! BuddahBear lits up a joint On another note. If there is anything you would like to hear us do on the show, make sure you submit your idea's. |
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| Reply by: BuddahBear at Sep 17, '08 13:51 | |
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| By far the best radio show to be on the air. Well done guys, got me listening to it non-stop...it's an addiction. | |
| Reply by: Shadow at Sep 17, '08 14:26 | |
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| Another great episode keep up the good work | |
| Reply by: Mr47 at Sep 17, '08 14:41 | |
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| More excellent work fellas, really like it, well done. | |
| Reply by: Caligula at Sep 17, '08 14:45 | |
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I'll be conformistic and say somthing along the lines of: Great job guys, good show as always waiting for more! Or is that just a little to regular? |
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| Reply by: Alice at Sep 17, '08 20:58 | |
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| Great work!!! Can't wait for the next one | |
| Reply by: `Naamah` at Sep 17, '08 21:11 | |
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| haha awesome episode i'm lovin it | |
| Reply by: Riley at Sep 19, '08 02:06 | |
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