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| Ode to King_Cav | Started by: Mozart on Sep 21, '08 02:54 |
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As the world's most prominent and famous musician of all time, I feel obligated to compose a wonderful sonnet in honor of King_Cav, a truly wonderful and enlightened Lord of this world. So, without further ado... Mozart raises his hands and conducts a symphonic orchestra as a truly sexy diva sings in Italian... I' m. l'intero world' sogno di s e I' m. pidell'sembro perchI' m. meglio che ci anche quando prendo un whiz I' m. oltre tutto altrimenti perchI' m. il re di piio stesso di I' m. estremamente e I' media di m., S I' m. il re! Il re.... allineare la migliore persona nel mondo perchil re.... allineare god' vaso di s per questo mondo Costutto pupiegarsi gialla mia parte superiore maestosa It' s non una parrucca, I' m. il re I' m. il re!!! You're all moved to tears through the utter genius of Mozart as King_Cav sits back and applauds in appreciation. Mozart bows and points to King_Cav with respect. |
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Yes, it is a wig. Stop bluffing, Mozart. Other than that, fantastic piece. |
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| Reply by: Syriana at Sep 21, '08 02:59 | |
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As the attorney representing King_Cav, I will being filing an injunction on the release of this sonnet until the lyrics can be translated. I want to ensure that there is no defamation of my client's character or libelous actions on the part of Mozart. If there is no defamation or libel, I would be happy to meet with your attorney, Mozart, and we can work out a royalties agreement. For promotional use of my client's name and likeness, King Cav will accept no less than 50% of all revenue generated from sales of this musical piece in any format, as well as royalties from live performances and any commercial usage. |
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| Reply by: FlyingPig at Sep 21, '08 03:05 | |
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Well, there is no direct translation from a love language to a vile "break away from Great Britain" language, but I guarantee that there's nothing derogatory in any way. Even though I'm well known for spoofing political figures, I would never do that to my direct patron. And King_Cav has personally hired me to write this song for him, so I've complied. And as for royalties, FlyingPig.... in honor of King_Cav, I will simply keep the agreed on fee and you can distribute all the royalties as you see fit. bows once again to thunderous applause I'm doing this for love of music, after all. And.... a shitload of unpaid debts due to my dilettante lifestyle..... |
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| Reply by: Mozart at Sep 21, '08 03:44 | |
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im not going to be impressed until i know what it means good effort though |
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| Reply by: Giovanni_Moretti at Sep 21, '08 04:29 | |
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| A great piece man. I a fan of Mozart, Well done! | |
| Reply by: Red_NecZ at Sep 21, '08 04:52 | |
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Stands tall applauding the Great Mozart Its fine Pig, he has been paid for this fine work. |
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| Reply by: King_Cav at Sep 21, '08 05:47 | |
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I think Mr Cav should be put on radio. My reasoning: Famous people on the radio get shot more often. Enough said. Folds a 10$ bill into a airplane and throws it at FlyingPig..the wind softly blows and the airplane hits Cav, poking him in the eye..as cav starts to cry Walks off laughing evily |
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| Reply by: StripheCorelli at Sep 21, '08 06:23 | |
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| It's not and ode or a sonnet. If I had a glass of milk right now I'd smash it. Glass shrapnel is unpredictable. That is how deeply perturbed I am. | |
| Reply by: VagInATube at Sep 21, '08 15:42 | |
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I'll see you in court Mr Corelli! I am now blind in one eye and you will pay for this! accidently drops his cigar into Striphes gas tank |
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| Reply by: King_Cav at Sep 21, '08 17:15 | |
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| Good idea Striphe. We'll make sure to put him in our next show! | |
| Reply by: Adamine at Sep 21, '08 23:03 | |
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