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| Chicago's New Don | Started by: CarbolicSmokeBall on Sep 22, '08 14:29 |
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I wouldn't be lying if I said I thought this day might never come (cough, you lazy git.) The Pickle Posse have held their collective breaths for days, nigh even weeks now in the hope that somehow a veritable miracle might occur and our leader's ambivalence might be translated into the delicious rank he now holds. All joking aside though - this is much deserved. Your bloodline has been one of the most articulate and outspoken in these cities since I made its (un)happy acquaintance many moons ago, and this has been far overdue - as has your chance to prove yourself with a proper family of your own. And since you've had that chance, I don't think that there's been any doubt that you have shown yourself anything other than worthy. On behalf of myself and the rest of the Pickle Posse (It's bolder than finger banging a hungry lion!), I present to you... Don Mong!! Sorry. That was both inappropriate and insensitive. I apologise. Don Branston!! Pickles everywhere rejoice and make love to dairy products. CSB |
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Well done sir you truly deserve it long live Don Branston |
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| Reply by: Rodge at Sep 22, '08 14:34 | |
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Many congratulations Don Branston. There are very few family lines in this thing of ours that over the course of the years have put in as much effort as your bloodline. It is great to see you hit this rank - DON Branston. That has a certain ring to it matey skip. Bravo. |
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| Reply by: shelly at Sep 22, '08 14:36 | |
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Now THATS a man indeed. He would make us romans proud of him. Come to think of it, he has a roman nose...(or is that pickle?) SALUT BOSS PICKLEMAN! |
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| Reply by: Sulla at Sep 22, '08 14:41 | |
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Today I heard a rumor amongst the coffe shop patrons, that my boss Branston has officaly become the new Don of Chicago. and I returned home in Chicago, I've found that the rumors was very much true. Congrats boss, on this very much deserving promotion. Now all Pickles, great or small let us celebrate this special moment, with our beloved boss Don Branston. |
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| Reply by: Uncle_Rizzo at Sep 22, '08 14:42 | |
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| Damn...I had a bet on hom wackbacking at consig...ummm, I mean congrats boss..Salut!!! | |
| Reply by: GhostlySilence at Sep 22, '08 14:48 | |
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BuddahBear passes his joint to Branston Your day to celebrate. Smoke it up! BuddahBear then smiles after taking a chug from his whiskey bottle Congrats Sir, hell of a job! |
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| Reply by: BuddahBear at Sep 22, '08 14:53 | |
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Adamine sees a group of people huddled around CarbloicSmoke. Interested, he listens in. Way to go Branston, keep up the hard work..... And watch out for them gangsters |
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| Reply by: Adamine at Sep 22, '08 15:07 | |
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| way to go boss. I'm so happy for you. | |
| Reply by: Dino at Sep 22, '08 15:29 | |
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| Congratulations on achieving this honor, Branston. | |
| Reply by: Maxie at Sep 22, '08 15:37 | |
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Congratulations my old fella, I can't think of anyone more worthy or deserving of this achievement. As far back as my forefathers' diaries go, your bloodline has always been one that has had the respect of the majority and one that has never failed to impress with the quality of the street speaking on show. I suppose the big difference this time, with you being a Don, is that people might actually listen!! I jest....a great effort Branston and it's a joy to see. Congratulations! |
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| Reply by: Caligula at Sep 22, '08 15:47 | |
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Walks over to Don Branston hands him a Cuban cigar shakes his hand Congratulations Don Branston.I proud to be a pickle before and this just makes me even prouder.Where is the after party at? After praising his boss he walks off down a back alley |
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| Reply by: IllFated at Sep 22, '08 16:02 | |
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Gives Don Branston a bottle of his rum Sir its an absolute pleasure to see you atain this rank, my bloodline has gotten to know yours over its generations and can only echo the words of CarbolicSmokeBall. Congrats bud |
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| Reply by: JackSparrow at Sep 22, '08 16:11 | |
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Watches in the crowd "Nice to see a new Don, Well done Branston." |
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| Reply by: LilWayne at Sep 22, '08 16:11 | |
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Nice done! Congratz! |
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| Reply by: Maria at Sep 22, '08 16:30 | |
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| Congratulations, Branston! It's great to see you achieve this honor. I'm so happy for you!! | |
| Reply by: Lily at Sep 22, '08 16:30 | |
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Again I come to these streets full of joy. Its always nice to see a new Don around, its even better when the new Don is one of your close friends who you have grown up with during you life. Don Branston comes from a family line which always seems to be robbed from this thing of ours just as they are at the start of something good. A wise person once said "Only the good die young" never was it said truer than when mentioned about his family line. Today Im glad to say Branston is without doubt the worst person I know, why is he the worst some of you might ask? Well if the good die young, then this old fooker must be a bad bad bad lad. Congrats Don Branston, now get that lazy ass RH of yours to get the whiskey in. |
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| Reply by: Mont at Sep 22, '08 16:55 | |
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So much for a race, eh? Way to kick my ass. On a serious note, though, congratulations, Branston! It is a very heart-warming experience to see you achieve this honor, after much misfortune in your long family line. This is well deserved, and I'm sure all your millions of great-grand pappys are extremely proud. |
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| Reply by: Marietta at Sep 22, '08 17:01 | |
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| I can't believe it, I demand a recount! | |
| Reply by: Henry_Jung at Sep 22, '08 17:26 | |
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Congratulations Branston! Well deserved. |
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| Reply by: GeorgeAgdgdwngo at Sep 22, '08 17:43 | |
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