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| The Hulkster | Started by: Hogan on Oct 12, '12 00:26 |
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The Hulkster looks out into the middle of the street. He was in Vegas and apperantly so was a lot of mobsters from around the way. He turned his head to the right and then looked at the bright lights. The people going in and out of the casinos wasting their hard earned cash just trying to make a buck. He always felt for the ignorant ones in life. If only they knew they would never win. Sure you get the occasional winner but is it ever you? No. The Hulkster thought about how much history lay here. For years his ancestors have ran around these parts shaking hands with the same people. Its a very lonesome feeling really to consider that so many people have not changed and could have been doing more with their life then just robbing banks and knocking over post offices. Hogan laughs, What better life is there dude!? He continued on his way thinking about being discreet. No one would know he was here. He would be like a ninja, Yeah Hulk Hogan the Ninja! He continued to stroll down the street meeting many people shaking plenty of hands and listening to the horror stories of the streets. It would seem as if the creativity had been lost. It would seem as if the life of Mafia has turned more into a slavery of obsession rather than the joy it could be for so many lost souls. Pity. He continued to walk when he ran into a young man. The boy was around 5'10 and pretty overweight. He was one of those that was real bold when he was with his friends but alone he was a coward. He ran his mouth off about how this was 'his hood' and how 'Hogan is in danger' The young man probably did not know who the Hulkster was. It probably only took about fifteen seconds before the kid realized he was messing with the wrong dude. Hogan was back and you were an absolute idiot if you werent on his good side. He made that very clear to all the folks around him. As a crowd gathered he looked around and stared at them in the eyes. He felt like a speech needed to be given! So he spoke over Mean Jean who was about to ask him some questions and he started talking to the crowd. Well you know something brother, its been a long time since i have been around here. You know when i look out into the streets i hear the people begging and pleading for a hero! Their is so much corruption and bad mojo going on dude that you dont know what to do anymore. I got a call from a friend last night and he said, Hulk if you arent going to comeback im going to kill myself. You know what i thought dude? I thought, if this world needs a Hogan a Hogan will be there for this world brother. The fans started applauding. They began yelling out words that Hogan recognized immediately like Superstar Incredible Needed Great Entertaining Rebellious. All these random words were being shouted out. one fan came up and immediately started speaking to the Hulkster himself. He looked hogan in the eyes and began screaming. "God created the Heavens, he created the earth! He created all the Hulkamaniacs! Then, he created a set of 24-inch pythons, brother!" The Hulkster Smiled. Lifting the young one up he said to him in the hogan that replies best. If you want to be like me little dude, you need to have more umph in your voice. Train, Say your prayers, Take your vitamins, and be true to yourself. If you are looking for a shirt you little Hulk-A-Maniacs all you need to do is ask and ill give you one! The Hulkster than points to all the youth out there and begins flexing for all the youth. Ripping off his shirt he throws it into the youth and begins wondering if the crowd of about twenty people are louder than the other side. He then runs out to the airport to find a 'crew' to join! |
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waves his hands and tries to get the Hulkster's attention |
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| Reply by: Valium at Oct 12, '12 04:46 | |
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Kurgan struts down the main street of Philly proudly wearing his Autographed Hulk a Maniac Shirt |
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| Reply by: kurgan at Oct 12, '12 05:06 | |
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The Hulkster smiles at the young fan and throws out one of his autographed shirts to him! There you go brother! His attention was grabbed by another man wearing his hulk-a-mania shirt. Whatchya gonna do when Hulk-A-Mania runs wild on you MafiaReturns! |
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| Reply by: Hogan at Oct 12, '12 05:10 | |
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"Woooo WOooot!!!" |
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| Reply by: Valium at Oct 12, '12 05:16 | |
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Hulkamania!!!! Hey there brother I'm going to need one.of.those t-shirts. Hogan is back and I want to represent THE MAN! |
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| Reply by: jimmy_the_gent at Oct 12, '12 06:18 | |
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The Hulkster shakes Jimmy the Gents hand. Sure brother i will have one sent directly to you as soon as possible! Now dude i just want you to know that you are the Man brother! The Hulkster immediately starts posing and flexing with Jimmy and Valium. |
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| Reply by: Hogan at Oct 12, '12 06:36 | |
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Gent slow walks and makes his way through the crowd... he pushes them all aside until he is face to face with the Hulkster... |
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| Reply by: The_Gent at Oct 13, '12 03:20 | |
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The Hulkster accepts the generous chants from the gathered. He waves at them and decides a little flexing was in order. He put on a new Hulk-A-Mania shirt just to rip it off for the young fans. Well you know The_Gent, these streets need to have someone here for them making sure that this life stays what it has always been about. I intend on making that happen brother! With all the little Hulk-A-Maniacs out there and the force of these twenty-four inch pythons dude you have to wonder, Whatchuya gonna do when Hulk-A-Mania runs wild on you! The Hulkster starts flexing and listens to the crowd go crazy. |
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| Reply by: Hogan at Oct 13, '12 19:45 | |
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Say your prayers, take your vitimns, and make sex tapes with your friends wife. Those are the ways Brothas, those are the ways! |
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| Reply by: Ragnarok at Oct 13, '12 19:46 | |
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the hulkster looks at rags and points you must be one of those macho man followers! Well ill tell you something dude if you have some crazy obsession with being a macho man but never could get those twenty four inch pythons dude then that's on you brother! So don't you come out here and take it out on all the little hulkster a compadre rags! the hulkster starts flexing besides that story isn't even the whole truth dude! |
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| Reply by: Hogan at Oct 13, '12 21:50 | |
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In the honor of the return of the Hulkster I want everyone here to join me in giving him the rightful enternect he deserves.
MrOutOfStop pulls out a boombox and plays the Hulkster Theme.
Everyone sing it with me.
"When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside; |
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| Reply by: MrOutOfStep at Oct 17, '12 20:21 | |
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