It was a typical day in the streets of Orleans. I was having a chat with a buddy of mine when I realized somebody had picked my pocket. Now, this might have been embarrassing but then again, I figured, whoever this person is, he or she has got some major cojones! 

I have a penchant for people like these as I myself is just finding my way around to make it to the top and it's either you have the balls and the brains to get there or you don't. Well, whoever you are, let's hook up some time and maybe we can have a cold one.

Easy target with no protection my friend, im afraid incidents like this will be the least of your worries if you dont find yourself a family soon.

So I've heard. I'm working on it, chief. 

Good to hear, and a nice choice might I add.

Welcome to Philly.

For once, I can truthfully say, it wasn't me.

I bet it was Rhaziel.

Ill have to agree with Tyrion that Rhaziel has always got her hands in someone's pockets.

She sure does. Mostly why I have a hole in each pocket.

When youve been robbed, always blame the Imp

Hmm, so Rhaziel would be the one referred to as the Imp? Or we're talking about a totally different person here?

Her hand just left my pockets.

Valium nods.

Belias, the "imp" refers to Tyrion. Rhaziel could never be mistaken for an imp!

Looks at Belias aghast...

(smacks forehead)

How silly of me. Seems I'm learning who the busy soft paws are in the streets.

Its ok, we can always blame Tyrion. 

Pats the hand of Belias

In my experience Belias it's best to blame Tyrion for absolutely everything. He's got one of those guilty looking faces.

And stumpy little legs.

Magnus put my own thoughts into words. Tyrion is so easy to blame for just about everything...

You know what they say Aidan... "Great minds think alike".

The easiest way to avoid the Imps thieving hands is to walk away. His stubbly little legs just dont allow him to keep up with a normal person.