A random young thug walks up to OG_BloodShawty

Random Young Thug: Wut up OG_Shawty, West Up or Vest Up. (Hello Mr. OG, I claim the Westside of town and people that don't should wear body armour)

OG_BloodShawty: West Up or Vest Up. Wuts good lil homie? (I also claim Westside and will also shoot those that dont. What have you been up to my friend?)

Random Young Thug: Same old shit. 40's and 187's. Puttin in work for the set. (Nothing much. Enjoying 40 oz alcoholic beverages & shooting people. Just helping the gang out)

OG_BloodShawty: Bet dat den lil homie. Wuts good, wut you need from OG? (I agree & would place large money on the fact that I agree. Why have you come to your gangleader)

Random Young Thug: I aint need shit OG, just came over to rep the set and stack up. (Nothing at all gangleader, just wanted to stand here wearing red and twisting my fingers)

OG_BloodShawty: Dats cool lil homie. Su Wo to the BloodGang, bang wit us den. (Sounds good. I acknowledge you're a Blood gangmember, and you may stand with us)

Random Young Thug: Bet dat den OG. (I agree & would place large money on the fact that I agree with my gangleader)

OG_BloodShawty: It's all good. (Im fine with that)

Random Young Thug: Look at these fools riding up on the set OG. (Take a look at those guys riding our way in that car my gangleader)

OG_BloodShawty: Dem crabs got us fucked up. Stack on dem fools lil homies. (Those are Crips & they are in violation of our territory. Twist your fingers my young gangmembers)

OG_BloodShawty: Damn dem fools packing!! They slow rollin too! Strike out!! (The Crips have large guns! They are about to perform a drive-by. Run!)

OG_BloodShawty heads for the alley.

Random Young Thug starts to run and falls.......

Shots are fired!

TO BE CONTINUED........

Next week on Gangland For Dummies Episode 2

The sound of medical equipment echos through the room. You hear the sound of a slow beep over and over again. The sound of a young man breathing and struggling to survive. OG_BloodShawty stands at the young mans bedside...

OG_BloodShawty: Them crabs don shot my lil homie. It's 187's for dey whole set lil homie if you can hear me. (The Crips shot one of my gangmembers. We will kill everyone on their side of town that claims their gang for you, hopefully you hear my words)

OG_BloodShawty yells out a "YayYayeeeeeeeee" that echos down the hospital halls.....

stands on the corner, screaming west up vest up. he stopped, looked around, then flashed some fancy hand signs. was he doing it right, he wasnt sure, but west up vest up was pretty funny to scream.

Yo OG thats some FUCKED UP SHIT  for the lil essays man. if you ever wanna roll through da cribs hood with da windows down let us kno homie n ill make sure to bring the 30 shot !

It's like he is speaking in two different languages.......

*taps OG politely on the shoulder.*

Excuse me, kind sir.  Do you happen to have a light?  I hope I am not infringing on your territory.

*holds out her cigarette and smiles sweetly.*

Can anyone translate this in English or at least give me a quick run-down of what he is talking about

Haydunn, I think that is what he has been saying in an undertone(inside the brackets). I believe OG here has taken on the noble and laborious task of teaching us about his way of speaking.....

hes saying, he was having a walk then meet a crew member, the crips showed up, OG n the lil homie who are bloods were driven up on by the crips, the crips shot and the lil homie was hit and is in hospital, and now OG gunna smoke the crips side of town !

thats wat i understood

and i say all the homies in NO are down to Light up da BLOODS,

                                                                                     just let us know wen ur gunna roll up OG

Ah thanks for the help Warwick.

Now only if I could somehow tell him that i will be waiting for part 2, in his language. This is fascinating :D

I am sure he understands us, Haydunn. It's just us who lack the knowledge of his language.

I too await part 2 with bated breath.

The Hulkster lets out a tremendous applause. He was so pleased to finally understand the hidden meanings of the underground workings of the new breed of organized crime. That OG blood gang shawty really helped Hogan and plenty others out in taking the time to do this.

Well you know something little homie, i was just strolling the neighborhood with my 24's when i noticed that i wasn't speaking hood enough for my partnahs! So OG i thought after i took the time to reflect on the message from you i would eventually learn what the little young homie hulk-a-maniacs were talking about dude! You know buster i learned that this life that they lead out there in the mean streets of west lynn oregon is tough take it from my young homie and fellow hulk-a-maniac Chael Sonnen! Im sure you will be happy brother!

The hulkster then rips his shirt flexing his mighty twenty four inch pythons! He leaves behind his good friend, The American Gangster Chael Sonnenl!

Yo this be some heavy shit for realz bro! Hit em up for the lil hommie yo!

Tyrion hops on further down the street, confused about what he said and hoping that it made sense somewhere to someone

Certainly an interesting speech, definitely unlike anything I've heard before. I'm still not quite sure I understand what was being said but in any case I look forward to the next part.

I am definitely waiting on the next one. I would have not known what you was saying if you hadn't put in parentheses what it meant. Guess I'm a dummy :).

5 poppin 6 droppin im bout to eat these kit kats food