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| Revan's super crazy story that is crazy. | Started by: Revan_ on Oct 02, '08 03:32 |
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Walking down the street, A man runs from his home and falls down a flight of stairs on to a humming bird named jake; when he stands up, he pulls out his fake eyeball and rubs it clean with some glass shiner, just to make sure what he is looking at is real. The humming bird turns in to a person and pulls out a gun, shooting the man in the face. Running off the man is left to die. Staring up at the cold lifeless moon, he grasps on to his side and falls over. "I am going to fall over now... that really hurt." Lying there for what seems like hours, the man stands up and looks around, only able to see through one of his eyes. Staring around for a few minutes he runs towards the police department to tell them of the horrible thing that had happend what seemed just moments ago. As he reaches the station he realizes that it is not a police station at all, but a secret smuggling ring of exotic animals and turkey burgers. Gasping at what he has just bared witness too... the man runs off and hides inside a barrel for the rest of his life. "I will sit in this barrel for the rest of his life. I swear on it." After four days of no food or water the man dies. |
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FlyingPig walks down the street munching on a bag of potato chips. He passes by an old wooden barrel when suddenly a putrid smell hits his nostrils. It appears to be coming from the barrel. Removing the lid, he peers into the barrel and sees the decomposing flesh of a man with one eye. "That remaining eye socket will make a good dish for some chip dip" FP dips a potato chip into the bloody eye socket and pulls it out, then munches on it with the discriminating taste of a food critic "This man's eye juices are of excellent quality. I give it four stars. |
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| Reply by: FlyingPig at Oct 02, '08 13:40 | |
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