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| Harry The Mafiosi Turkey | Started by: Revan_ on Oct 02, '08 19:48 |
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There is a story from not so long ago... in the early 1910's I believe, of the pioneer for the animals of the underworlds. The rabbits of the mob, the frogs of the mafia, the cows of the darkside. This animal will be known forever as Harry the Mafiosi Turkey. Harry was no ordinary turkey, nay. He was a turkey that held a special ability. The ability of having four heads... and this is his story... "So, we have a package to deliver. To Bob the Butchers One Stop Nut Shop." Harry nodded and then continued to masturbate all over the midget standing in the corner. After he had finished up, he walked out the door with the man, placing a fedora on to each of his heads. He then got in to the car and then realized that they have been invented yet, landing on his ass. "Well that was weird. I seemed to have fell on to my ass." Brushing off his butt, Harry and the man walked over to Bob the Butchers as they dropped the package off, looking inside Harry saw something horrible. Pulling out a gun he ran inside and was shot immediatly. Apparently, having four heads does not mean you are granted with four lives. Falling over he is then chopped up. "We should have a holiday to honor this moment." and thus, Thanksgiving was born. |
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| Absolutely magnificent. This reveals so much to me about the holiday, ThanksGiving. Thank you, Revan_. | |
| Reply by: Alchemist at Oct 02, '08 20:27 | |
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| The life of a jew, is at times, difficult. | |
| Reply by: WebShister at Oct 02, '08 20:32 | |
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this is the biggest load of twaddle i think i have ever had the misfortune of reading. intentional twaddle but twaddle never the less. |
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| Reply by: Yates at Oct 02, '08 20:34 | |
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Wow, I think its clear the writer of this work has some kind of learning disability, that's clear. But coming out here sourly to discourage this poor child, shame on you. Keep it up little man, keep it up. |
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| Reply by: WebShister at Oct 02, '08 20:42 | |
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Tosses some spare change at Revan There ya go lil man. Nice story. |
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| Reply by: King_Cav at Oct 02, '08 21:17 | |
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| Thank you. You would not believe the struggles I had writing this. It brought tears to my eyes every time I thought about it. I hope this encourages us all to think a bit more about the holiday we call thanksgiving and the true meaning that the American goverment is covering up. | |
| Reply by: Revan_ at Oct 02, '08 21:31 | |
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After reaing this revan, I have to say you on continue to amaze me... and not in the good way N1NJ@! |
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| Reply by: Navy at Oct 03, '08 00:05 | |
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| Who let Revan out of his cage? | |
| Reply by: Armani at Oct 03, '08 00:11 | |
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I believe we can blame his mother for that one :o ILU REVAN! |
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| Reply by: Navy at Oct 03, '08 00:53 | |
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Renegade looks up at the old story teller, awe in his eyes You are a fantastic teller, please, inform us all of how christmas really came to pass! |
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| Reply by: Renegade at Oct 03, '08 01:39 | |
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