Before the eulogies start, let's remember what TyrionLannister did and who he served.

This man brokered a non-aggression pact with The Brotherhood, sold out his city head not so long ago and was notorious for HQing his own members.

I have been brought in to quash the false eulogies and to prevent a funeral love in.

Warrior was a thief, a murderer, a traitor and a scumbag.

He is dead, his death was planned.

But his own finger was on the trigger.  He did it to himself.

Rest in Peace?  Perhaps.

But his son should learn from his father's mistakes.

Hey man I don't mean to make you sound like a human paraquat or anything but we're all thieves and murderers here. Often times being a traitor and a scumbag is only a matter of perception and which side of the thievery and murder you find yourself on. Anyway I'm looking for my rug, man. Any chance you've seen it around?

Nothing about this, including the title, makes any sense.

That's because its all irrelevant to what occured this morning.

I think you should read book mate

A thief, a murderer, a traitor, and a scumbag?

Sounds like my kind of guy.

Ah, and next, he will tell us to be careful because he heard about an organization called the Mafia, and that they're mean people ? Come on. By the way, I think that the bloodline you are talking about as "they should learn from what happened" has done quite a few things in the past, while trash talkers have rarely done more than trash talks. Quite amusing, somehow.

iocaste you're calling out a dead man in defense of another dead man. Remember that you're French and retreat before one of them appears to be resisting, angry, or confused.

Sanction looks at WhereAmI with confusion.

"Just because A nation has been known to retreat in warfare does not mean that every person of that nationality follows the same trend. Try to not judge a man before you know what he is really like, as a mobster you should know that you never underestimate anyone."

There is a long standing set of jokes between myself and iocaste, Sanction. I apologize if it's not apparent to everyone but he's actually Belgian and he would probably say something if he was offended. As for not judging a book by its cover, I actually first got to know iocaste by speaking about how offended Belgians get when they or their ideas/inventions are called French. Also, be careful when telling someone not to assume when you yourself judged me based on your stereotype of people who make jokes about the French. People run their lives based on assumptions because we don't have time to make sure the door knob isn't 300 degrees every day, or make sure the floor boards are strong enough to support our weight. Assumptions are nasty little things you can't live without.

Also, seeing as he was my former RHM, I highly doubt anyone but me has more right to underestimate Frenchy.

I most liked the part where Sanction looked at WhereAmL with confusion. Must have been fun for him to see the same look he gives everyone else all day.

And stop your lies, the Lion is French dammit. If we start to concede now and call him Belgian, he'll start forcing us to eat his Chocolate!

Oh my God, what have I done. RobbStark you are right he is French and I must be on shrooms because no one could confuse that French bastard for a Belgian without being high!

Maybe you should keep these jokes between private mails. It is not for me to assume or know if you have a 'Friendship' with the man, if you say something out here and people are around they can hear it. Then they make their own judgement on what is said. I didn't judge you based on my stereotype of people who make jokes about the French, I judged you on what you said. What you said could offend people when you say it out loud so maybe consider that before it is said.

WhereAml begins laughing,

Well then I suggest you stop pissing yourself over spilt milk because lots of people say far more offensive things on a regular basis and if you don't learn to live life a little you'll never get out alive. I've made fun of him in the streets for being French for over a year now, bud. Hilariously, lots of people get offended by me all the time, but no one has ever been offended by the French jokes.

I am not offended by the joke, I just didn't like the manner it was aimed at a fellow family member of mine. I of course did not know you two had a private joke going on. If you look at it from my perspective you can understand why I got defensive.

No I can't, because iocaste is a big boy who can stand up for himself. If he wanted help, he would've come to a friend (like me) or his CL (who probably knows I'm friends with him). Have you ever even spoken to him? So again, grow thicker skin or avoid the streets because trust me, the streets will most likely be filled with far more offensive material in the near future.

This thing off ours is about helping out family members and having their back. If you have forgot that then I don't think the streets are a good place for you either. I will not continue this conversation though because I don't appreciate the way you are adressing me at all. 

You came out here to blindly take up a cause that didn't exist, and family member or not that's stupid and dangerous. Doing things without understanding should get you yelled at, but more than likely my CL will receive a mail and I'll get yelled at (and not care, sorry Cory).

Nothing I done here is dangerous or stupid. Good luck to you in the future.

Sanction chuckles before tipping his hat and walking off.

Blindly sticking up for anyone is dangerous and stupid. So please enlighten me of what homework you did to make sure I was a legitimate threat to this member of your family.