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| My Story. | Started by: Revan_ on Oct 03, '08 01:03 |
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Walking down the flight of stairs, Tony looks at the phone and begins to sweat, letting out all of his anger; he throws it against a wall. Shouting with all of his might, Tony then runs out of the house and slams in to a wall. Falling on to the ground, he quickly stands up and looks around. Realizing that he is somehow stuck in a glass box. Pushing at the sides with all of his might the man tries but to no avail... he remains in the box. "Damn, this is some prediciment I am in. Darn glass boxes. Hate when this happens!" Pulling out his gun, he lets out a quick succession of shots, breaking the glass wall around him. After a few moments of whiping shards from his body; he then continues down the road, abruptly stopping at a tiny house. This house not familiar to Tony means only one thing... "Aliens came from outer space and put this house here. The United States are not safe. I shall warn them all!" Running down the street some more screaming things such as "The end is near!", the man then reaches the police department, running up the steps the man rushes in and tells of the police what has happened. Yelling and screaming with all of his might, the police finally decide to help the man. "Okay, we finally have decided to help you." Getting on to their shopping carts, the police ride down to the corner store and buy some taffy for protection, as we all know this is the only cure for Alien attacks. Rushing in to the tiny home they kick down the door. After moments inside, they run back out with seven men in handcuffs. Going to Tony they laugh and shake his hands. "You have just helped us put back the most notorious criminals on the face of this earth." and this is why the Seven Dwarfs are in jail... |
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| :o once again you seem to amaze me everytime I hear you speak. | |
| Reply by: Navy at Oct 03, '08 04:19 | |
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| I'll surely be tuning in for the next installment, keep up the great work. | |
| Reply by: NoOdle at Oct 03, '08 05:46 | |
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Renegade faints, shortly after regains himself I laughed, i cried, i wept! This man deserves an award! |
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| Reply by: Renegade at Oct 03, '08 05:51 | |
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