BlackSuperman swoops down. Know what I'm saying? Because quite frankly, this world needs a hero. He swoops down and the ladies swoon. His boots touch ground, hair luxurious.

"BlackSuperman, you ain't shit. Snatchin' purses." says one of the many, many, many ladies in attendance of the luxurious hair spectacle..

"I don't snatch purses, baby," says BlackSuperman. "My achievement bar is LONG since FULL!"

"How full is full?"

BlackSuperman shows her his achievement bar

"Full, baby. 25 purse snatchin's long. Real shit." says BlackSuperman

She faints. BlackSuperman flies off to both commit and fight crime simultaneously, hair still luxurious, raising eyebrows from both police and ladies. BlackSuperman checks his pimp hand as he flies through the New Orleans night. Notices it is strong. Real strong.