I am here today to announce to you all that the great one, the sexy beast out east and joyful face of communism will be running for PC!


I have been here for over ten years. I have been a good man, never breaking a single law!

You may have heard earlier lies, theories about my beginning, but I assure you, they're all false, as I am a man of great integrity and courage.

I once wrestled Chuck Norris, and won.

I have been shot, mugged and harrassed by Striphe on a daily basis for the last ten years, showing my true strength.

I believe no one has equal rights, as the government shall countrol you all. And don't think twice about back talking.

I believe Im a great decision maker which makes me great for this oppertunity. Im all for greatness within this world of ours.

I once out ran Oprah at a luncheon.

I am the right man for this job, vote now and vote wiseley, I am the right man for this job!

I think Cav would rule PC with an ironfist!

Anyone see what I done there? heheh

Due to the economy I now rule with an aluminum fist.

You should check the prices of aluminum before stating that haha go with a nickle fist and save some cash :O also be advised Oprah is a fatty I highly doubt many people would be beaten by her espically if you throw a sour cream pound cake her way but either way good luck sir it would be nice to see some faces of LA working on helping the game :D

Haha, thank you sir.