Today comes as no surprise i am a short young italian man and i lost my penny

i went looking for it near a garbage can in front of the local post office and it hurt because i tripped and fell and i met a man by the name of grizzlyson he told that if i wanted

a penny that bad that he could make it turn into a dollar so i did what i was supposed to do and i made a bad choice i joined la famigila the family and it was supposed to be a quick decision

and said "How" and and it started from there....