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Kuku's News: Who Placed The Hits? | Started by: KUKU_ on Nov 13, '12 17:21 |
Friends, it is with relish and panache that I come out here, to these Streets, or my relatives do, anyway, and reveal, to you, the peon masses, what's really happening.
Your lack of insight into the daily doings, coupled with my wit and intelligence, makes for a heady stew of the stupid being taught what's going on.
So imagine my surprise when it appears that, for once, the Kuklinski bloodline knows absolutely fuck all about who placed the hits or why.
But what is interesting is that they are very, very low value hits. Yet they have not been bought off.
It is clear that they have not been bought of because the bosses of the families where the wouldbe hit reside don't care about them.
If one casts their mind back to another time, an incompetant leader of a city treated his family with similar contempt. Prem spent all his cash on his own BGs, giving his subordinates nothing. This led to them being slaughtered.
So, it is the considered opinion of your intellectual superior that these hits are a prelude to some deaths, perhaps not of those on the hitlist, but deaths will follow. That these deaths aren't related to the hitlist will be seized upon as an accusation of happenstance - that's to be expected, and I make no apology for coincidence. But I urge you to put these feelings of inferiority to one side and try to learn. |
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Nobody would risk their own lives for such pittance and the hit lasts for 24 hours. There's your answer as to why they're still there.
Now.. shoo! |
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Reply by: Countdown at Nov 13, '12 17:24 | |
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Reply by: KUKU_ at Nov 13, '12 17:45 | |
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Insightful. |
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Reply by: Countdown at Nov 13, '12 17:46 | |
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Upon one of her many joyous jaunts around the Streets, Lilac's otherwise peaceful day of robbing and holding Durdens at gunpoint was suddenly interrupted by the voice of a strangeling. |
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Reply by: LilacDelaney at Nov 13, '12 18:04 | |
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Turning to face Lilac, KUKU recognised the person in standing there. A flicker crepy across his face. His grandfather had had her grandmother killed. Humiliated a few more of her relatives.
He smiled. At peace now, he went over to another street speaker to offer some advice. |
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Reply by: KUKU_ at Nov 13, '12 21:26 | |
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I'll say it for the sake of it, but I know others may still feel the need to respond... |
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Reply by: RobbStark at Nov 13, '12 21:34 | |
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" his alter ego's (Dupe accounts) " |
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Reply by: Squishy at Nov 13, '12 21:45 | |
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God has spoken. |
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Reply by: RobbStark at Nov 13, '12 21:54 | |
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I, for one, am grateful that someone of such superior intellect sees fit to grace us peons with His presence and impart upon us His infinite wisdom. |
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Reply by: Master_Bates at Nov 13, '12 21:58 | |
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Why does everyone get so upset when KUKU speaks? I look forward to seeing his thoughts in the streets. Nobody and I mean NOBODY gives these streets more life than this man does. KUKU, i have alto of respect for you my dude. LONG LIVE KUKU!!!!!!!!! |
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Reply by: Heisenberg at Nov 13, '12 22:17 | |
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Thank you to the Gods for clarifying my continuing dignity and moral correctness.
It is true that the Kuklinski bloodline has contained no "dupes", despite being accused of such crimes many times. It is also true that members of this esteemed bloodline have, at times, been struck down by the Gods. Later events showed that the God perhaps were not in possession of all the facts. But these things happen and this bloodline contains not a drop of bitter blood.
So it is that we get to today - a bizarre situation in which imitators claim to be relatives of mine.
They aren't. |
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Reply by: KUKU_ at Nov 14, '12 09:52 | |
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Ok, ok, I admit it.
I put the hits on myself to seem more popular.
I’m that kind of guy. |
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Reply by: Chuck_Bartowski at Nov 14, '12 10:14 | |
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So it was you Chuck who put the screw in the Tuna.
Whyyy for the love of God Whyyyy would you do such a thing????? |
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Reply by: kurgan at Nov 14, '12 10:36 | |
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Nobody put a screw in the tuna.
This is a code - there will be deaths. |
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Reply by: KUKU_ at Nov 14, '12 12:51 | |
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Ok I admit that as well. There is no screw, there never was a screw, the screw is a lie.
I did however kill Mufasa, so in many ways I deserve to be on the hitlist. |
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Reply by: Chuck_Bartowski at Nov 14, '12 13:58 | |
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I'm sure whoever eats that screw will be dead... |
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Reply by: GoldenGun at Nov 14, '12 14:31 | |
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Baaahhhhd men did this! Baaaahhhfore you jump to conclusions you should baaaaahrace yourselves for an onslaught of baaahhhd puns. |
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Reply by: Lamb at Nov 14, '12 14:58 | |
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Calling the New York crew leaders incompetent? Strong words for a thug. Sorry to bust your bubble, but not responding to these hits is the best decision. It’s just some lost soul trying to stir the pot. Wait, to think about it, you definitely have something in common with the person who’s making these anonymous hits.
Are you related? |
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Reply by: Jacob at Nov 14, '12 20:38 | |
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So I guess the class action lawsuit we have against the tuna company is screwed? It really wasn't bad tuna... I just wish they put less mayo in the tuna salad etc. |
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Reply by: SpikeSpiegel at Nov 15, '12 06:08 | |
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