Few more from Ireland

Are ye well or wa? - How are you?

How's the form? How are you?

Hammered/Smashed/Gone/F*cked/Rote/Kettled/W*nkered - Drunk

Mouth as dry as a nuns f*nny - Very dry mouth, usually when a hangover is involved.

Scran - food

Feed of pints - A few pints of beer

Dirt Bird - Someone who is very easy to bed, usually used as an insult "You absolute f*cking dirt bird!"

Po Po - the Police

Horse - Used when you can not be bothered to say someones name/or if you do not know their name "Well horse how's the form?"

“Don`t sweat much for a fat lass”.......... Your perspiration level is considerably lower than expected from such a grotesquely overweight female

“You`d look good in a bag”.......... Continuation of your present stance and verbal onslaught will result in actions hazardous to your health

“Nips like Massey Ferguson wheel nuts”.......... The protrusions from your t-shirt are akin to the securing nuts on the wheels of a famous earth moving machinery manufacturer based in central England

“Spank mi whelk”.......... Would you kindly handle my genitalia in a rough manner

“Hung like a hoss”.......... Having been blessed with a well above average length and girth of ones reproductive member

“You fakkin spanner”.......... Your abilities fall considerably short in both practical and theoretical terms

“Get yer tits ooot”.......... One would be immensely grateful at the exposure of your entire upper body

“His best attribute went down his mammies leg”.......... His father had neither the ability, or presence of mind in passing his virtues on to his offspring

“Orright neck down”........... Close your eyes whilst engulfing ones tool within the luscious confines of her love peach. Failure to do so may result in embarrassment, due to your acute gag reflex

“Down boy!”..........Oral encapsulation of what you see before you would be the preferred reaction

“Lickin` floor”..........Having completely lost control of all bodily functions due to the self imposed alcohol level, you are avoided by the general public as you hold on for your life, verbally denying yourself any further ventures into the bottle, whilst blissfully unaware of the impromptu bladder and bowel activity taking place.

On that note:

Granna Kournikova - Someone who looks great from the back, but old from the front
Bobfock - Body off Baywatch; Face of Crimewatch
A right Kronenburg - As in Kronenburg 1664 (a beer) Someone who looks 16 from the back and 64 from the front! 

haha, some crackers on here :)

WAIT!!!!

I can't sit idly by and not get Texas into this!  LOL!

Here are some of the words and old sayings that I grew up with here in Texas...Enjoy!

1. "It's hog killing weather- means it's really cold outside

2. "it's cold enuff to freeze the balls off a brass monkey" - refers to the rack -which were called brass monkeys- used back in the day to hold cannon balls 
3. ya'll - means you, used for singular and plural
4. all ya'll= definitely the plural form for ya'll or you
5. Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicken contest- pretty busy
6. Drunker than Cooter Brown-- refers to Cooter Brown who stayed drunk to avoid fighting in the Civil War
7. sumpin - something
8. bizkits and grayvee-- biscuits and gravy, a true Texas breakfast
9. "He's "throwed off". -- means he's crazy...as in thrown off his horse and onto his head too many times

10. If dumb was dirt, he'd cover about an acre.-- no explanation needed.

11. Sweating like a whore in church on Sunday-- means really nervous 
12. I gotta  hankerin’ for – means I have a desire or craving for something
13. He's walkin in high cotton-- he's very wealthy
14. He thinks his shit don't stink-  He's arrogant

15. younguns- kids
16- Playin' possum- playing dead
17. I dun did-  means I've already done that
18. gimmie some sugar-- means kiss me
19. Catty wompass - means something is sitting crooked
20. catty cornered - something is sitting at an angle, like his house sits catty cornered to mine