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Oh, will we ever be high ranked again? Started by: YinYang on Oct 07, '08 02:03
Twin Asian Transvestites packing swords and Tommy Guns walk into the street and after flaunting their stuff, they begin a drag show/song dance number that is only fitting for twin transvestites to do if their lineage died in the last war and they were still in mourning.


Oh, will we ever be high ranked again?

All the pettys, the jailbreaks

the emotional felonies

so many robberies,

and purse snatchings,

bribery and IA wackings,

friends alive, but more of them dead

cadavers filled with lead--

friendship and treachery,

getting killed in our sleep,

Oh, will we ever be high ranked again?

Will we ever be high ranked again?


Oh, will we ever be high ranked again?

Oh, how we miss Iris,

A great Don who should've lived,

She didn't turn into a frog prince,

when we blew her a kiss,

But there's no disrespect,

to anyone who made this mess,

Like Messy or Caligula,

In another life we would've loved ya!

But it simply wasn't meant to be,

Because Marietta set you free,

and Oh, will we ever be high ranked again?


Oh, will we ever be high ranked again?

Branston and Daera

Are out of our hair(ra)

And all the rogues fell

(perhaps they are now in hell)

just like my patronage,

(who also sported sausage...)

Let them all rest in peace,

and also to stay deceased,

They made a power play

and now in their graves they lay,

Just like Cali and Mont,

Who got killed because of their want,

and Oh, will we ever be high ranked again?

There's not a dry eye in the streets as the twin trannies comfort each other, blow kisses to the crowd, and bounce away, leaving everyone to ponder and mourn the losses of the last war.
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*Walks by and takes an interest in the twin trannies*


Well that was a very interesting poem, it's at least worth a couple of bucks. Good luck with your street performances.


*puts some money in their tip cup*
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Thanks Troy. We got your $50, which is a good donation for sexy trannies singing on the street.


Next week we'll dress like dinosaurs. We'll be.....

drum roll occurs



Trannysaurus Rex's!!!!!!!



Ba--du--ba--ching!



thank you thank you we're here all week. Send money or you won't ever have an erection again.
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I know a Pimp-O-Saurus Rex
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There will be a bunch of ten day old Capos soon enough to pick up where things left off.
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BigBoss tips his hat to YingYang


Very nice. Clever performance.

Takes out a $100 bill and puts it in the tip jar
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