Walking out into the streets, Lust nails a few posters to posts reading
Buying Souls, Whats yours worth?
I will buy your soul... if you have one... I'm offering 100$ for Any one of your souls, Want more? Then give me a good reason to pay more, My mother, The recently departed Caim, Had a small collection, including these notes of ownership (Willed over to me):
* Sep 15, '08 01:36 You've received an envelope, inside it you find 1800andJose's soul.
* Sep 15, '08 01:50 A strange man walking by hands you a zip-lock bag. Inside is RealityGone's dried & de-seeded soul.
* Shadow's heart and soul
* Caligula's soul
* Tribute's soul
* MrsTM4ever's soul
* GermanSolistice's soul
* little_guy' soul
* V's soul
* Jesus—-'s soul (for a bag of cookies)
* Alchemist's soul
* Spiny's Soul
* FreddyTheRobot's soul
I will pay as much, if not more, for your soul... So tell me, What is your soul worth at 1-415-356-9833?
As she finishes posting a few posters she notices a crowd gathering around one of the posters and grabs a soap box.
"Ladies and Gentle beasts, I am here to Buy Your Souls." Lust pauses at the low buzz that ripples threw the crowd Buy my soul? for what?... She can't really want MY soul... "Yes, Your souls, And theres nothing to it, you simply sign this paper, and I give you cash. No Pain, no after effects to worry about. I simply take ownership of your soul.
"What will I do with it? Simple, I'll add it to my collection. Other then that, you can only guess, But I promise, No damage will be dealt to said souls, and if you wish to buy it back, I will happily sell it to you at a fair price. So, Please, feel free to contact me for more info on how to sell your soul. I'll be reachable Via Mail. Have a good day people, and a happy life, with or with out your soulz." |
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Suddenly, a masked figure runs up to Lust and attempts to steal a soul! They struggle for a bit, wrestling on the ground like wild animals in heat. Reluctently, the masked man admints defeat... this time. He sprints down the street, with a somehow stolen soul in his hand! He calls back
"You will never catch me Lust, NEVER!!!! |
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Saddened by the sudden attack, Lust checks over her papers and sighs in relief, glad she hide the real paper work away from Pick Pockets hands...
Fool! You Really think I'd CARRY them on me?
Lust tosses her hair and reapplies her lip stick and eye liner, hawtily running a hand over her hair and dress, Muttering about men laying their hands on women and how they have no respect these days under her breath. |
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Looks down at the fake soul. He tosses it back at Lust, growling with frustration
I will get them Lust, and as for your ground play just now, you weren't half bad! Only wish it wasn't for such a measly outcome. |
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I surrender to you, my angel. You won't be forsaken. |
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Lust catches the fake soul and slips it back into her collection, calling after Virtue.
Now, now, so violent, you know how much it cost me to get those made? Also, I hope thats not how you wrestle with all gals, cause you need a bit of work, I doubt you'll ever have repeat callers with that rough handed manner.
Then, shaking her head, Lust turns and smiles happily at Remy, excepting his soul with a slight blush.
My dear gentleman, if I was an angel, I'd be an angel fallen from grace, as my mother and her sisters were said to be, I do thank you kindly for this though, I will quite happily add it to my collection. |
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Well, a fallen angel is an angel indeed. Or they will call it with 'fallen not-angel-anymore'. :) |
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This may be true, but what do you call the child of a fallen angel... A sin... ;) |
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Nothing with a soul would break as many things as I do. Your collection will always be Vista-free. |
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And yet there are people out there that'll still buy vista systems... Like prostitutes with aids, Windows will have a steady stream of buyers until the day it dies a horrible slow death. |
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Comes sprinting around the corner again with a bag. He runs over to Lust's table and snags all the SOULS! He then pulls out a lighter
Nobody move, or the souls get it!!!
Back away slowly down the corner |
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Sees Guerrilla turning down the corner about to destroy Lust's souls.Sneeks up behind him and grabs them walks to Lust and hands them to her
Lust you have to be more careful with those souls they are real important , they cant be replaced.I know you will take care of them so here go take mine too please.
After Lust takes his soul he walks away |
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As FatalRage is walking back to Lust with the souls, Guerrilla pulls out a huge hunting knife. He sneaks up behind Fatal rage and cuts the bottom out of the bag, the souls falling out over the pavement. Guerrilla scoops them up
You cannot thwart me! |
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I actually keep a jar of souls around, just for a special occasion. I find them very refreshing, nearly as refreshing as the juice of freshly crushed dreams. |
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I would be willing to part with my soul for the tidy sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
Of course, I would be willing to part with my brassiere for much less than that! |
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Walks up to Lust and looks at her as he smokes a cigarette.
Maybe for 5 mill i could possibly let mine go. Got to afford my bootleg booze somehow. |
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*chuckles sadly* you know that this is a evil world we inhabit with all the drugs crime and death. Who's to say i was born with a soul? Not that i wasn't, but even if your evil you still need a soul to pass on moral judgement to others.....think about it, could you dole out mercy if you had a soul? or love another? i'd think carefully before giving such a valuable thing to a fake reaper of souls
As BD walks away you notice an almost invisible dark aura surrounding him and see the glint of a scyth out of the corner of your eye. When you look again it's gone. |
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Ah yes and bringg fake souls to deterr pickpokets was quiet clever Lust bravo! |
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You aint taking my Soul buddy hehe u can have my GirlFriend's Instead here ya go hehe |
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lol you can have my soul :) <3 :p |
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