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| Seven Cities Barbecue - Are You Going? | Started by: Briana_Arao on Oct 08, '08 16:33 |
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Briana_Arao, the busty young lass you remember from your wildest, wettest dreams jauntily walks down the street to the nearest lamp post and begins pasting up a piece of paper. The paper falls to the ground and as she bends to pick it up; you catch the slightest glimpse of her panties and you immediately feel the fire begin to burn in your loins. As she finishes placing her piece of paper, your dirty fantasies subside and you stroll over to read the posting. Hello friends! I will be holding a barbecue tomorrow at 18:00 Detroit time for all of my favorite mafiosos! I look forward to having all of you attend with special guests of honor WindowsVista and MSDOS. Feel free to let me know if you are coming! XOXOXOXOXO, Briana PS I will pay each person $500 if they bring a grill to the barbecue! I'm low on grills at the moment so I'd love to put MY meat on YOUR grill! |
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| Will there be any vegetarian options? | |
| Reply by: Assailant at Oct 08, '08 16:38 | |
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| Currently I'm only bringing meat to the barbecue. Meat like hot dogs! I love hot dogs! I could eat hot dogs all day long! Hot dogs seem to fit in my stomach PERFECTLY! | |
| Reply by: Briana_Arao at Oct 08, '08 16:41 | |
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| Consider my grill there. | |
| Reply by: Matos_Black at Oct 08, '08 16:44 | |
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| I will be happy to place my meat on your grill for a lovely barbecue! | |
| Reply by: Briana_Arao at Oct 08, '08 16:48 | |
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| I'm going to bring a massive piece of meat and slam it on your grill Briana. | |
| Reply by: linuxmandrake at Oct 08, '08 17:42 | |
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| Thank you linusmandrake, but WindowsVista has already offered to place some meat on my grill! Looks like you are inferior yet again! | |
| Reply by: Briana_Arao at Oct 08, '08 17:46 | |
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| I'm gonna fuck you. | |
| Reply by: linuxmandrake at Oct 08, '08 17:47 | |
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BigBoss grabs linuxmandrake by his collar and starts slapping him around Hey, why dont you respect the lady and why dont you respect these streets with that filthy language? She isn't just any whore from the streets. She has friends. Respect tough guy! |
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| Reply by: BigBoss at Oct 08, '08 18:34 | |
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Opens his freezer.. looking at all the finely wrapped steak and hamburger Im down to bring food.. There better be a lot of alcohol and some blackjack tables though.. or im not showing up. Enough said. |
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| Reply by: StripheCorelli at Oct 08, '08 18:36 | |
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You know, can't say that I will be there =[. The_Dude has spoken. |
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| Reply by: The_Dude at Oct 08, '08 18:41 | |
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| If I am not in jail or in another city... I will be there! | |
| Reply by: BigBoss at Oct 08, '08 18:43 | |
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| ill come and ill bring the most expensive grill i can find in Philly :) !! | |
| Reply by: Mikhail-Faustin at Oct 08, '08 18:44 | |
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Bigboss, She's my whore. Watch yo mouth. |
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| Reply by: linuxmandrake at Oct 08, '08 18:58 | |
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| As you bent down I noticed another paper fall down, but it appeared to be wadded up pieces of toilet paper. Why did those fall out of your shirt? Either way I'll be there with bells on. Really. Someone padlocked bells to me and they won't give me the key. Do you have any idea how hard it is to pickpocket someone this way. | |
| Reply by: Troy_McClure at Oct 08, '08 23:03 | |
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Just a reminder that the barbecue is today and I am ready for all the meat! Admission is going to be free, so make sure to bring all your friends, enemies, and lovers! As a quick reminder, WebSpider is not allowed to come! XOXOXOXOXOXO, Briana |
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| Reply by: Briana_Arao at Oct 09, '08 11:18 | |
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O'rly? |
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| Reply by: Cassidy at Oct 09, '08 12:19 | |
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Gets his BBQ bib out that says " Kiss me, even if im not cooking.". And gets ready for the fun. I bet i can eat more BBQ then anybody there! He said while rubbing his belly. |
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| Reply by: Doyle at Oct 09, '08 12:56 | |
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I'll be the entertainment Rick Begins to sing and Dance And I love tomatoes so throw them all you want |
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| Reply by: Rick_Roll at Oct 09, '08 13:01 | |
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| I, for one, am pumped for the barbecue. I'll certainly be there. | |
| Reply by: ThesaurusRex at Oct 09, '08 13:06 | |
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