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| I can't quit you, Briana_Arao | Started by: ThomasRourke on Oct 08, '08 17:33 |
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*Tom brazenly walks into the limelight and prepares himself for one of the most embarrassing things he'd ever done. He pulls out a crumpled piece of paper and clears his throat.* I am here today to come clean about something. I have lusted for a woman. I hope that this letter combined with the masculine scent of Aqua Velva can convince her to belong to me, even though she seems a free spirit that shouldn't belong to any one man... *Tom looks down at the letter he had written last night by candlelight while eating strawberries and drinking champagne. He clears his throat and begins:* Dear Briana_Arao, Where you came from I don't know. You seem the exotic type, from where I could not say. Classifying you into one nationality seems too unfair, as beauty like yours transcends any label. You are your own blend of sex appeal, something so undefinable you can only be blinded by trying. If I had to plant a guess on it though, I'd say maybe something Hispanic-y with an Asiatic twist, yeah, just my style, you ferociously mixed cougar. When I look at you and see you wandering around in such a threadbare shirt and your undergarments I can't help but think about us rolling around in the sand on the Jersey Shore snarling at each other in passion and listening to you speak the tongues of your varied cultures. Your mind, sharper than the knife that pierced Juliet's bosom, astounds me with its limitless ends and knowledge of Seven City BBQs. At first glance I knew that you are a girl that enjoys the finer things: Opera, theater, and slow, deep penetration in an alley outside of those venues. I know other suitors have been put off by the hint of stubble across your face, but I am quick to remind myself that in the jungles of whatever homeland you've emerged from, the grainy feel of face hair might signify royalty and decadence. It is with that acknowledgment that I intend on rubbing the finest of floral oils into your skin to give it the glow it deserves. Be mine Briana_Arao, I will give you the world you deserve, and if I can't, then the slow, deep penetration is still on the table. Adoringly, Tom *Tom nods approvingly and waits for his maiden.* |
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Stop trying it on with my BF. I've warned you once before. Don't fuck with the mandrake. |
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| Reply by: linuxmandrake at Oct 08, '08 17:41 | |
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Thomas, I must know. Are you coming to my barbecue tomorrow? A fair soul known only as "Hi" has offered to not only bed me, but provide legal counsel in my lawsuit against Mr. Creamcheese. WindowsVista has promised to bed myself, my mum, my nan, and my grandnan whilst also providing me with computer support. I_Hate_Edinburgh has promised me a rimjob. What can you offer? |
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| Reply by: Briana_Arao at Oct 08, '08 17:43 | |
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| WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT A SLICE OF MY ICE??? | |
| Reply by: linuxmandrake at Oct 08, '08 17:44 | |
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| You are inferior. | |
| Reply by: WindowsVista at Oct 08, '08 17:44 | |
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