To start things off right I would be remiss if I didnt give credit where credit was due!
Thank you, Marietta! Damn you to anyone who put the bug in her ear that I should take this job. You know who you are. Not forgetting a BIG thank you to IRIS who, in 6 LONG years, has always had something new to teach me and has yet to run out of patience.
Yes, I have been authed to set up shop in New York. I wont waste my breath in saying that my intentions are strictly honorable because most of you would start laughing and stop reading the rest of this little speech. I suppose I'll just leave that up to history to decide.
By way of an official business proposal I would like to state that one of my chief goals is to see a flourishing of local business, bars in particular, and I hope soon to provide some sort of reward or incentive for those adventurous enough to set up shop and maintain an establishment that contributes to New York's reputation as the City that Never Sleeps! There's no reason why this shindig has to be all business and no pleasure!
So with the understanding that most of you suffer from severely unmedicated ADHD, I'll end this now with the OFFICIAL INTRODUCTION OF.....
The Zealots of New York! "Just like the Jews, but you get to keep your foreskin!" |
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Congrats SpacePope. You are one of the oldest members of this society. Its nice to see you have a family. Can't wait to see your work. |
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She wipes a tear from her eyes and smiles. Remember the tales her mother told her... And her grandmother... And her great grandmother.. And the diaries of her family from the old country...
This is fantastic, a wonderful decision.. Although I worry about the good name of New York. I cannot wait to see how you defile the Big Apple.. I shall have my camera ready.
She grins and nods knowingly.
I'm sure your HQ will need portraits of you adorning its walls. |
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Its about time we saw some holy boldness. I cannot wait to see what you have to offer. Congratulations Popey. |
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New York just became the New Las Vegas, only less whores and more altar boys.
Congratulations TheSpacePope! I can't to see how our very own pariah of the religious community plans to clean up New York with your brilliant yet filthy mind. |
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Its time to get some sense of spirituality back in this city! FREE CHARLIE FOR EVERYONE! DONT STOP TILL YOU SEE GOD! |
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Congrats...this oughta be interesting. LOL!!! |
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Congrats Space.
I cannot think of another person more suited to wear a heavenly space suit than you.I am sure you will bring many great things to your city.
I feel a heavenly presence in your city when I am there. I wonder if this is due to all the praying you do...
Either way I wanted to wish you well on your new journey.
Congrats. |
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Congrats Space pope on your auth. I've heard good things about you and im sure you will bring NY into glory once more as a great city for mafioso.
He claps his hands as he stands with everybody else in the crowd showing there support. |
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Well done TheSpacePope, you deserved it and i wish you the best of luck with your family. |
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I Look forward to the papal violation! |
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Congratulations Im sure NY will be in safe hands |
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Well done! Sure you will do great. |
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Congratulations your eminence. With you and Taskmaster here well, NY certainly won't be boring now will it? |
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Wow congratulations TheSpacePope on your new family.I'm sure you and your family will bring good things to the City. |
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