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Oh yeah baby just like that! | Started by: -AphoticProphet- on Dec 06, '12 00:51 |
While the crowd stood silent and the streets grew weary, a loud moaning arose from an alley nearby. Screeching, shouting, noises that just engross one's curiosity of what the fuck is actually going on. Although sensual, it sounds painful. Similar to a goat having a pineapple shoved up it's rectum. Poor goat indeed. A brave young man from the crowd, also known as Oscar Meyer (not spelled the same but how fucking delicious he can be) walked up slowly and peered into the darkness. |
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Phil_Steak walks straight to the middle of the street carrying a bucket named IzzyCreamCheese. |
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Reply by: Phil_Steak at Dec 06, '12 00:57 | |
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Brings out a bucket by the name of Talleywag, flips the bucket over and sits down |
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Reply by: -AphoticProphet- at Dec 06, '12 01:10 | |
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Stinsonati, after a crazy night of booze and drugs, woke up from some kind of commosion. Seeing an unfamiliar street of which he's quite sure he's never been before, he draw all his courage faced the strangers and bravely spoke out.
"I have no idea where I am and I can't remember what have I been doing last night, did I just hear panties being thrown? It's I am exactlyn the place where I wanted to be!"
He brushes his arms in attemp to clean he's fine suit and scanned around for a fine young lady below 30 while he waits how this interesting crowd is going to develop. |
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Reply by: Stinsonati at Dec 06, '12 17:31 | |
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Lilac wanders sideways onto the street, narrowly missing Stinsonati as she drops her bottle of rum and gives chase by hollering, ''Ahgedbackere! Smadrink!'' before teetering to an unsteady stop as she notices someone giving words. |
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Reply by: LilacDelaney at Dec 06, '12 18:13 | |
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-AphoticProphet - Amen my friend! You have just touched upon the finer things in life that really makes me tick, and it is a little word called FUN.
Sings in the voice of Little Richard.
He hops onto a giant ball, three bowling pins in hand, and he begins to juggle, walking atop the sphere like a Russian dancing bear, circling you as he talks. I'm ToyMachine, resident funkateer, and all-around master of the boogie. Some say I'm actually a superbad, superfly super-hero, with my James Brown cape - able to stop riots with a single, "UNH!" As an old buddy once said to me: “Make Funk Not War”. Now were has my bucket got too... |
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Reply by: ToyMachine at Dec 06, '12 20:00 | |
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The man smiles in satisfaction of those coming forward in their opinions or just straight out having a good time. |
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Reply by: -AphoticProphet- at Dec 06, '12 22:49 | |
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It has been quite some time since i last roamed these streets. I have only recently returned. It is true that there is something about this world of us, no matter what you always end up coming back. However... this time compared to the last, things seems to be a little... different.
I am not sure if my nostalgic memories have been somewhat corrupted over the years, or whether the small developments that have been made are too much for my little self to cope with... i do not know.
No matter what, things have moved on since the past, maybe there is a new crowd in town, and maybe we are more goal orientated?... Or maybe things have all become too refined and mature for my childish ways, but the chemistry for me definitely has not been the same. |
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Reply by: ToyMachine at Dec 07, '12 18:35 | |
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I think its a bit of both. Its difficult to come up with genuinely new and interesting material. I think newbies may be scared of coming up with something for fear of it not being new, being rehashed over and over again. And rightfully so, because more than likely its a topic more beaten than my last hooker. So my question is this... what is the solution? |
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Reply by: Wanderer at Dec 07, '12 22:13 | |
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Wanderer I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say emmmm stop beating your hookers. That's the obvious solution. Although you could beat them a bit more and see if that helps... |
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Reply by: VinceNoir at Dec 07, '12 22:27 | |
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Startled by LilacDelaney brute yet enchanting entry, and moved by men that spoked before him, Stinsonati knocked out a passerby and stood up him, removed his hat and spoke bravely infront of men that poses to be superior than him. I Stinsonati, am new to this shores. I speak differently and I don't even know if what I'm doing, like knocking this man right here and using him as my stage is disrespectful and would violate these streets norms. In defense though, my intuition says that this man whom I am standing on will someday father a son that would enjoy music that will be created by a Beaver and K-Pop groups. Going back, this is exactly my point. I think that new comers like me are hesitant to participate and speak out on the streets is because "the streets" are nowhere to be found. Looking at all the busy people walking around here, sitting at the corners playing checker, the majority of these people are pioneers here and have partied on this once vigorous streets. I am speaking for all the new comers in here when I say that the old dwellers here are not making a good example for us, not anymore maybe. I see a few gentlemen, I consider them heroes, but where is the rest? He raised his voice louder I know, judging from how everybody speak about the streets, it sure was once great. But where are these men that would set example for us new bloods? I do hope that they're not tired speaking, settling down in doing crimes and walking past by us alone. Now, if you'll excuse me ladies and gentlemen, I have to wander around and get myself a real bucket to stand up on. Stinsonati puts his hat back on and walked away hoping to find an awesome bucket and come back to a much more livelier street
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Reply by: Stinsonati at Dec 08, '12 03:29 | |
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Startled by LilacDelaney brute yet enchanting entry, and moved by men that spoked before him, Stinsonati knocked out a passerby and stood up him, removed his hat and spoke bravely infront of men that poses to be superior than him.
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Reply by: Stinsonati at Dec 08, '12 03:30 | |
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