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| Start Spreadin' The News. | Started by: Taskmaster on Oct 09, '08 09:18 |
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What's that? You'd like to be a part of it? New York, New York? Then you've come to the right place. Welcome to the Family. Let me introduce myself, for those of you who don't already know me. I am called the Taskmaster. I've spent my life training would-be criminals for the empire formerly known as the Java Cartel, along with my associate, The Space Pope. While talk is cheap, time is not. If you have not done so, now is the time to find a Family. I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists! In other words, we're looking for a few good men and women to come to New York. With the Space Pope, we're looking to usher in a new era of prosperity in the big apple. If nothing else, it's gonna be one hell of a ride... |
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| I hear Azuela is the biggest bull-dyke around. | |
| Reply by: Senility at Oct 09, '08 09:22 | |
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Did I hear Mexican Bandit? mutters to himself... Sombero? check. Serape? check Phenomenal mustache? check Pistola? Si Hawt Mexican Accent? Si! I think I fit he requirements senor. Signe me up gringo! |
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| Reply by: Azuela at Oct 09, '08 09:24 | |
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By the way, our illustrious leader in his haste and desire to list hings, forgot to mention our name. Ladies and gentlemen I give you.. The Academy! |
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| Reply by: Azuela at Oct 09, '08 09:32 | |
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| I don't like it, The Academy, it takes to long to say. I'll forget where I am by the time I get it out. | |
| Reply by: Senility at Oct 09, '08 09:36 | |
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| Congratulations sir, and best wishes to you in The Big Apple. | |
| Reply by: Amber at Oct 09, '08 10:13 | |
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| Also, my friends, as a reference, I'd like to mention that I'm currently the oldest living mobster. Which means, my friends, that I am well qualified as a candidate for preside... I mean I'm well qualified as a crewleader. | |
| Reply by: Taskmaster at Oct 09, '08 10:21 | |
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She smiles as she listens to the voice that schooled her from a young age... Not always about her way of life, but also the ways of perverted old men. Taskmaster, it is great to see you again... Especially in your new suit. That old one was looking tattered and worn.. I just wanted to stop by and say congratulations. This has been a long time coming and I can't wait to see what you do.. Hey, eyes up, quit looking there.. HEY, I am right here you know... She shakes her head and gives the big man a hug. Congrats my dear, tis a pleasure to see. |
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| Reply by: tiggy at Oct 09, '08 10:34 | |
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Congratulations Sir, Never had the chance to meet you personally but I hear great things. I would like to wish you the best of luck with your new family and city, and hope to see do something wonderful with New York. I wish you and your family the best, and again major congrats Sir. |
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| Reply by: `Romeo at Oct 09, '08 10:38 | |
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| Congratulations on your new position.I cant wait to visit New York! | |
| Reply by: FatalRage at Oct 09, '08 10:53 | |
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Taskmaster my father had the chance to work with you. I remember him coming home at nights saying wow that Taskmaster he has more wisdom that a 95 year old monk.I am guessing he meant you had the brains of a genius! My father always told me the truth that is why I know New York is in good hands.I am sure it will prosper with you and Space running the show.It has been a long time since New York actually shined but I am sure you will restore it to its proper graces. May your ride be long! |
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| Reply by: JimmyTheLionHeart at Oct 09, '08 11:03 | |
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| I don't have the required phenomenal mustache, so I guess I can't attend, so I just wish you the best of luck; except for Senility, I just hope you live another day without your cataracts fogging up more. | |
| Reply by: Troy_McClure at Oct 09, '08 12:00 | |
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| Congrats Taskmaster, and i wish you the best of luck in the future. | |
| Reply by: SaulSilver at Oct 09, '08 12:04 | |
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| Congratulations. Wish you luck and prosperity for your family. | |
| Reply by: BigBoss at Oct 09, '08 12:05 | |
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Doyle Laughs and smiles as he heres the speech from the man. Getting a little closer he walks over to shake the man's hand. You will be a fine auth sir. Good add to NY. Live long and well. |
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| Reply by: Doyle at Oct 09, '08 12:31 | |
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| Congrats man! Sorry, I got here first so I get the good parking spot! | |
| Reply by: TheSpacePope at Oct 09, '08 15:08 | |
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Congratulations to you, nicely done! Looks like New York is all taken care of, best of luck to both of the new auths there we all know you will do great things. |
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| Reply by: Juggalo at Oct 09, '08 16:53 | |
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| Congratulations | |
| Reply by: sleep at Oct 09, '08 16:58 | |
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| Congratulations, sir. New York is a wonderful city- I hope to see it flourish under your operation. | |
| Reply by: ThesaurusRex at Oct 09, '08 20:02 | |
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