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| A Man Named Jim Shady | Started by: TheRealJimShady on Oct 09, '08 20:46 |
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You walk to a corner where a man is delivering a speech, you walk up and are glad to see that this is the beginning of a story, and you haven't missed anything. The man stands casually and begins to speak "Hello people of the mafia. I am here today delivering unto you all a masterful story. The story of how i came to be in the mafia. Now i know many of you may suffer from a disorder known as ADHD, so i will try to keep this story broken up into parts, as to not bore you into a self mutilating mob of angry people... or something like that. Anyway, to business" The man steps down from the corner and disappears for a moment. He comes back with a chair of epic proportions. It looks to be carved intricately, and must have cost a fortune. A closer look reveals that it is more of a throne made of skulls... Human skulls. Taking a look into Jim Shady's eyes you see a look that makes you shiver. This is not a man to be crossed. He sets up the throne and takes a seat, speaking to the crowd. "It was a long time ago, in a land i can barely remember, however there were many things that happened that made me the way i am today. My father was abusive to my mother, and she in turn was cruel to us kids. Yet, i had deep respect and love for both of them. My father was a man who was in all sorts of affairs. Not with other women, but with drugs, the local mob, and in debt so far up his colon i don't think a three foot pole could have saved him. Jim takes a breath, and with a swig from a bottle of vodka, he continues "One day, i noticed my dad was being really... out of it. By out of it, i mean, he wasn't drunk, nor was he high. He was being rather passive which is a sign of suicidal people, and i was getting worried. Jim Shady looks up from the ground he was now talking to with a sly look on his face, and says "However, i have a party to get to, so the rest of my story will be for another day" |
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Walks over to where this man is standing with a grin on his face. He reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a skull. "I knew this would be handy someday." Flips the skull to Jim, and makes his way The_Dude has spoken. |
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| Reply by: The_Dude at Oct 09, '08 21:17 | |
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| Good work bro,cant wait to hear the rest of your storey.. | |
| Reply by: Johndillanger at Oct 12, '08 12:42 | |
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| great story, can't wait for the rest | |
| Reply by: pizza_guy at Oct 12, '08 13:04 | |
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| Well written, looking forward to the next edition | |
| Reply by: Brianna at Oct 12, '08 13:08 | |
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