Walking down the street you suddenly get a bag shoved over the top of your head, too suprised to fight back or struggle you get pulled in in the opposite direction from where you were walking and shoved into what you think is vehicle of some sort...After lying in this moving vehicle for several minutes you feel it come to a sharp stop and you can't help but roll around the floor where you had been put...Suddenly! You feel many hands grabbing you and carrying you somewhere unknown until you are stood up and told to "keep calm" by some unknown voice. The unknown voice started to murmur a little hurriedly and then he spoke up..."I'm going to remove the bag from over your head now"...

Welcome to Transformax™!!!!!!! In association with Tailored Tentacles.
Turn that T-shirt upside down and inside out! Tye Dye like a hippie pie! Make it whirl and make it twirl!

Upon realising you were brought into a very colourful and moving suit shop, you see the suits on the racks spinning and twirling...workers running around trying to grab certain suits, that people seem to be pointing at, but having very little luck.

You know you had some questions to ask this man but they had all been long forgotten about when you saw the suit that he was wearing, it was almost like the suit was mechanically being removed by some man behind a curtain and then a new one placed on him.

All you have to do is press this Big Red Button and then say TRANSFORM ME! (While holding 200k in the air)

Vince Noir hands you a little plastic box with a red button on it.

Before you have time to think a bag is placed over your head again and you feel lots of hands groping and tugging and carrying you off to the vehicle again...Several minutes later... Your pulled out of the vehicle again the bag is pulled off your head and you realise you were back were you where before...

You look around but don't see anything or anyone around...