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| I'm Pretty Gangster Myself | Started by: CharlieScene on Oct 11, '08 14:49 |
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Walking down the street I notice an old lady needing a hand crossing the street, so what do I do? I snatch the bitches purse, steal her walker and pawn it at the local shop around the corner. I have money so what do I do? I go to the local drug dealer, get a deal on some coke, snort a couple lines and then ditch off the rest at a higher rate. I have more money so what do I do? I sneak up behind my buyer, slam him unconcious with the butt of my gun, take my drugs and cash, now I'm even more wealthy. "What if they are bigger than you and come back to get revenge?" Then I use their cash and seal their own fate by paying a crack head to stick a screwdriver into their abdomen. "What if they survive that?" Then I rob their apartment while they lay in the hospital bed, pawn those items off, buy some cyanide and pay a nurse to lace his Jello. "Wow that's pretty gangster!" That's what I said. I'm pretty gangster myself. "What else do you do to keep yourself occupied?" Pimping hoes has always been a hobby of mine. Nothing like waking up in the morning hungry, hungover with empty pockets and being able to walk to the corner, ask for my money then hit the local Bakery for a muffin and some coffee. "What if the girls don't pay?" I take them to the nearest make out point over looking the city, putting the car in nuetral and when excusing myself to use the bathroom accidental bumping into the rear of the vehicle then watching as it rolls off the ledge. "A bit cruel don't you think?" Cruel? At least the bitch got a good view of the city. Not paying your pimp so he could afford a decent meal in the morning? That's cruel. "Wow I think I'm at a loss of words." Good because I'm sick of hearing your fucking voice. Shots ring out. A crowd comes running to see what happened too find a man laying on the curb with blood spilling into the gutter. They glance up to see the assailant, with a bandana covering his face, place the gun back into his waist band and then turn around walking into the darkness of the alley How gangster are you? What do you do on a daily basis to earn you the right to call yourself gangster? |
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| Well this morning i left the pineapple express, it was a long night for me and my boy saulsilver, half ass waisted and eyes blury i still decided to grab another beer before i hit the sack but when i got to the store the bitch at the register said it was too early to sell me sum drank. I flashed a grin and said come on baby throw me a bone. she started talking about the cops and shit if i didnt leave. I walked out, not wanting to get the blood on my hands and draw attention to my family i called a favor from a homeless street thug who wanted some smack and i just so happened to have a couple grams. he went in and shot the bitch in her mutha fucking dome, grabbed the money a six pack and a carton of lucky strike and brought too me as a grabed the smack and quickly retreated to an alley. I walked back in the store and said a prayer for the dumb bitch and drained my lizzard on her face. i dialed 911 and steped away as a cracked a beer and lit up a lucky strike. NOW THATS GANGSTA | |
| Reply by: Salvatore_Gambileone at Oct 11, '08 15:04 | |
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| shhiiitttt mang i did some blow, capped a hoe and stubbed my toe all in a day. Then i blew up a seven eleven cuz the fucking cashier shorted me a dime!........word to yo muthas *snickers* | |
| Reply by: bigdaddy183 at Oct 11, '08 20:28 | |
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