ThesaurusRex stomps out into the streets and, after clearing his throat, addresses the crowd.
Good evening to you, one and all. Recently there has been talk about the business district in this thing of ours. To that end, I would like to announce the Grand Opening of Fire and Ice, the newest, and I hope, best bar to ever hit the streets of Detroit. It has something for everyone, and I encourage you all to amble by if you're ever in the fair city of Detroit.
Tips his oversized hat and rushes back to his bar. |
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Congratulations on your grand opening. I hope you do well with your business venture and ill be sure to stop by the next time im in Detroit. |
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Glad to see you there, Prozac!
For the extent of the bender I'm currently on- drinks will be free! |
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Oooooooooh fire and ice
SPANDEXTASTIC! |
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Not sure where you're getting the spandex from, but at Fire and Ice we're always willing to accommodate our customers! |
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*Listens to the man as he talks, waiting for him to finish I walk over to him*
I will be sure to drop by and have a drink. I have been looking for a locals in Detroit. |
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good luck with the new bar |
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