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| Revans Super Crazy Roleplay W/ Mr Chicken | Started by: Revster on Oct 15, '08 01:41 |
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"What the hell is that out my window? Is someone... oh fuck no... someone is selling shit on my sidewalk. That isn't right. What do you think Mister Chicken?" "Cluck... Cluck Cluck Cluuuuck!" "Exactly my thoughts. Now lets do this shit..." Grabbing a pistol from his cabinet, Revan runs out of the house and to the man selling shit on his sidewalk. Putting the gun up to the mans head, Revan lets out a couple of bullets into the mans skull. Walking off, Revan smirks and then goes back to his room. Falling up his steps, he lands on a patch of grass. "Hmm... What is this Mister Chicken?" "Cluck Cluckity Cluck Cluck." "Don't use that tone of voice with me... this is serious." Looking into his hands, he finds that his gun is no longer with him, sitting in the fetal position, Revan stays there for hours. Finally after a while, a sniper shoots him in the head and instantly kills him. Mister Chicken goes on to become a professional Race car driver. and that is the story of... well... there was no point to the story, so fuck off... |
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Hi is driving down the road on his way to a drug deal when a new Roadster speeds past him. The car was all over the road, darting in and around traffic heading in both directions "Wow! That sonofabitch is sure in a hurry to go somewhere." Hi speeds up and follows the Roadster to the local dirt racetrack, where the car pulls right on to the track next to a host of other racers. The flag waves, and the cars take off. Hi waits for the end of the race, then goes to congratulate the victor "...but you're a fucking chicken. What are you doing racing?" Not waiting for a reply, Hi grabs the chicken by the neck and chokes him. He walks back to his car and throws the chicken in the trunk, driving back to the Los Angelos HQ. He walks in the door and sees the clan sitting around the table "Howdy, boys. What will it be tonight? Original recipe, or extra crispy?" |
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| Reply by: Hi at Oct 15, '08 01:48 | |
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HI CHOKED THE CHICKEN!!! I'm not part of the clan, but I do like original recipe. |
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| Reply by: Amber at Oct 15, '08 02:09 | |
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Standing at the race track and watching the race. He sees the chicken win and Hi choke him to death for being a chicken. I agree with that. The bastard lost me 5k cause he won! |
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| Reply by: Doyle at Oct 15, '08 02:15 | |
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why did the chicken cross the road? It was attached to the perverts penis. *bows* thank you, i'll be here all day! |
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| Reply by: Superjerk at Oct 15, '08 06:40 | |
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| This reminds me of a comedy club in Kansas City, There slogan on the front door was " WE CHOKE OUR OWN CHICKENS" LOL | |
| Reply by: jdawg7777 at Oct 15, '08 08:30 | |
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