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| The Return of The Idiot's Theatre | Started by: Taskmaster on Oct 18, '08 23:27 |
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A long time ago, in a land far, far away, there was a street show called: "The Idiot's Theatre, by Dick Gozinya." Mr. Gozinya has long since passed, but events of today have inspired to bring back his wonderful traveling show. Without further adieu, I present to you THE IDIOT"S THEATRE!!! Act I: Enter the Idiot Capo213: I iz such da badass! I gonna kill mees a man in a bold suit! I tells him now. *writing* Deer Dante, I hat u. i iz gonna kil u jus az sune az i git a famly. bang bang u ded. Luv, Capo213 Act 2: The Idiot Joins a Family Capo213 (*writing*): Deer Taskmaster, i am looking for a family. i was wondering if perhaps I might join yours? Sincerely, Capo213 Taskmaster (*writing*): Well, I hate to leave you homeless. Welcome aboard. Don't screw up. Capo213 brings his bag to Academy HQ, where he unpacks and pulls out a shotgun. He runs to the office of Taskmaster. Capo213: Boss! kin I kill Dante? I's got a shotgun from my granny! Taskmaster: What? Act 3: New Orleans Capo213 runs out and jumps on a plane before Taskmaster can respond to his ridiculous question. Taskmaster runs out to his private plane and follows Capo213 to New Orleans. Capo 213 steps off the plane and Taskmaster shoots him in the balls. As an odd coincidence, he also dies. Taskmaster and Dante have a beer and laugh about it. THE END |
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Ahh yes Capo213 I remember him fondly. He was a spritely young chap who had the perfect thing to say at the perfect moment. Much like his father Capo212 who had the same wit and charm. I thought it would take at least a week before I had young pups after me, but alas that fantasy was shattered horribly. |
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| Reply by: Dante_Balboni at Oct 18, '08 23:31 | |
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| Hmmm, any particular reason why that handsome man known as capo213 might want to gun you down, Dante? | |
| Reply by: Earner at Oct 19, '08 00:44 | |
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| I'm glad I never went after a CL. I would have been dead before I shot myself lol.... | |
| Reply by: Gshenold at Oct 19, '08 01:25 | |
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Stands up applauding, tears leaking out of the corner of his eyes Bravo, Bravo!!! That Capo213 is sure a silly man, i would like to see further installments of and his wacky adventures! |
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| Reply by: Guerrilla at Oct 19, '08 02:42 | |
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*shudders* clearly he is psychotic, Dante i may not be in your crew, but i have great respect for you and yours. please take the utmost care....there could be more like Capo as soon as possible get some BG's Sincerly Bigdaddy183 |
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| Reply by: bigdaddy183 at Oct 19, '08 02:49 | |
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ahhh its as if the big Dick himself were amongst us. Its a tough job bringing back the great mans work but you did splendidly. BRAVO! |
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| Reply by: Superjerk at Oct 19, '08 07:55 | |
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*Bows* Thank you, thank you. I don't know what to say, sometimes these things just come to me. And by these things, I mean idiots. I wish they'd stop. If I didn't know better, I'd say that they were organized. But, by definition, that's not possible. |
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| Reply by: Taskmaster at Oct 19, '08 14:42 | |
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| Very entertaining. | |
| Reply by: 2ataTime at Oct 19, '08 16:31 | |
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Stands up and claps. Very nice. I miss the days when DG was around, and I'm glad you brought this back. I look forward to seeing more. |
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| Reply by: Hayley at Oct 20, '08 16:33 | |
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