the craziest thing i did as a child was throw a bottle of piss out a bus and hit a car

the craziest thing ive ever done was when my mother was dying and im stun and afraid to tell my neighbor about it

I stuck my hand in the cookie jar

There are several notable things, I was a little idiot. The most dangerous was eating newspaper I guess.

Oh where to begin...

Entering a derelict house that had been bricked up for 15 years and was so rotten inside that the floorboards where collapsing as you walked on them.

Attempting to drive a van when I was 9 and crashing into a disabled drivers car.

Sticking my hand to a glass fronted fire and having to have the panes removed by the fire department so I could go to ER, just because I wanted to see how hot it was.

Throwing away a public school education.

Climbing over a razor wire fence and slicing my hand open to the bone.

Drinking a 300ml glass of Whiskey at my friends house because he said it was his moms special lemonade.

Climbing up to the caves on Ben Madigan without climbing gear and needing to be rescued when I couldn't get back down.

Making a frog explode using a sophisticated set of pulleys and levers to drop a railway sleeper onto it.

I could go on but I'm bored now :p

lmao....if I told that on here I'd be in trouble...sorry folks!

Pffft, Cav, that's just a cop out. No statute of limitations in the UK for normal everyday crimes, so I could still be prosecuted for some of the stuff I did.

Found my oul boys porn mag in his room and brought it into school, was 9, some wee girl seen me looking at it and told the teacher. Had to lift it out of my bag and carry it to my teacher in front of the whole class. Then got sent to the headmasters office and had to do 200 lines that said "Do not bring dirty magazines into school". Then my parents coming in and my dad giving me that look like he was gunna beat the shit out of me. Then getting home and dad beating the shit out of me... lol

Fun times.

Lmao, think the worst I ever took to school was the Spitting Image annual lol

I was a "professional destruction of property" child...lol

lol

When I was 7 years old, first grade of primary school, my teacher did thing I hate the most, she start yelling on me cos of some dumb reason , so I showed her my middle finger, she was amazed with my behavior so she sent me to director when he asked me what I did... Well I didnt know how to explain it better so I showed .I. to him as well ... And that appeared to be wrong thing to do, but well he asked for that :)

Worst thing ever...was an accident I guess...I grabbed my uncles .357 and shot it at my neighbors house, the bullet traveled through the window, the bedroom door, the bathroom door and landed on the shower curtain...she was taking a shower...very thankful no one was hurt, I was 6...we start young here in the states!

The thing i did as kid you can say just did not care play football with the guys and played dirty kicking them  one by one when ran the football hahaha i was 7 years old

My Best freinds and my self took my dad truck and got stuck in the dunes and left it their i was 13 years old

show my )) out the buss to the guy as lost bet i was 14 years old

drank some shots on ever clear and pass out front my house 15 years old

 had sex back uncle van cop at 19 years old lol

Did alot of dumb shit drugs girls guns fun at the time shit was cool then everyone starts going to jail and have kids I guess the most embarrasing thing is rrealizing how dumb I was growing up.

Mushies in amsterdam... attempted to walk along the canal wall and fell in. Almost drowned. :p

Was 16.. so still a kid :P

I guess getting drunk to the point i cant actually remember that night at 13 lol or joyriding in stolen cars

i was dumb, i'll admit it :P

If we are speaking about pre-teen years then apparatly I set fire to the couch.. but i can't remember that one :(

More so stupid than crazy for most of these, not proud of them but they happened :P

Got my poor parent's house destroyed in house parties numerous times

Crushed my heel bone jumping off a 20ft landing onto couch cushions

Got my stomach pumped after drinking the most part of a litre of vodka

Tore the tendons in my right hand after punching threw a window for a girl who wanted me to break into her house so she could have a party

Numerous bad experiment's with drugs;

Eating a massive lump of Hash when I ran out of papers/tobacco. Almost called myself an ambulance I got so monged.

Including snorting a gram of mephedrone at a festival in Germany and according to my friends resembling a zombie trying to climb an invisible fence.

Eating two box's of magic 'truffles' in Amsterdam, in a shitty hostel in the RLD, at 2am, when it was -10c snowing outside. So had nowhere to rest peacefully when the trip went bad.

Getting some old Canadian man so drunk in that same hostel that he stripped naked and started our booze on himself, which soon ended in him slipping down the stairs and knocking himself out cold, we then had to carry this still very naked man with the guy working behind the desk at the hostel back into his room, which he turned out to be sharing with a bunch of teenage girls. Who needless to say weren't impressed.

the rest I've either managed to repress the memories or they're too long winded to bore you with :)

There was a fire extinguisher at the top of the cupboard in the kitchen. Everytime I walked past it I wondered what it would be like to press the trigger since I have only ever seen them in action in movies. I knew if I just tapped the trigger quickly the foam would come out then I could be like ohhhh cooool. So I grabbed a chair, stood up on it. Grabbed the extinguisher. Made sure no one was near (dad was outside rest of family still asleep) I squeeze the trigger then FUCK the thing just keeps spraying and spraying. The trigger wouldnt stop. I tried stopping it with my hands but just went all over me. (turns out these extinguishers dont stop...)But the worse part was it wasn't a foam extinguisher it was a powder one. So basically within 20 seconds im covered in a white powder as is my ENTIRE house(fuck knows how it managed to travel throughout the whole house) Covered every single thing not one space was left clear. Was freaking amazing!!! So yea walked outside to dad he turned around saw me covered in powder as well as the whole inside of the house(he had only stepped outside for maybe 5mins) then just burst out laughing. Mum on the other hand.....shit son :(