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| The Mafia Times:Weekend Edtion! | Started by: Smokinng_Gun on Oct 25, '08 17:41 |
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A young man holding a bag of newspapers begins to throw them at people while yelling, <strongextra extra="" read="" all="" about="" it="" the="" people="" /> The Mafia Times:Edition 1. Date:10/25/36 Page 1:Headline news After two days of the war things settle down and thigs get back to normal.Word on the street is people dislike how events played out.Now onto some of the CL's.In my interview with Doyle he said, "It doesn't to him of what people think of him wheater they hate him or love him."He also said,"To the people who love him he thanks them."So lets clear this up shall we.In my first edtion i was in no way trying to insult him in his actions towards the former Consigliere and crew leader Cab_Tufting.Then i ask him how did he feel when tiggy decide to leave,i said did you think it was bull or did you think f**** her? He said,"No Comment." A wise choice indeed,now onto another CL.I asked Briana_Arao what things didn't she like and what would she like to say the the community. In her words she said,"It bothers me when there is a lack of Friendship" I fully didn't understand what she ment so i asked her,"From everyone? Could you elaborte more please?" Finally she said,"From Everyone." Now onto the crazyest charter Juggalo in this short interveiw i asked if he had anything to say about things being runned here he said, "Cant say that I have any issues, im quite happy with the way things are going." Now thats a smart fish! I asked Hayley what she tough of the fast rankings. She had this to say,In regards to ranking, it is definitely something that is earned. Up to the point of Wise Guy, it all depends on the amount of work you put into it. After that, it becomes how your leader views you. All leaders have different ideas of what it takes to gain these higher promotions, but I'm sure we all pretty much agree that it should be earned, and not just given because the button is available. A Made Man and above should be able to show complete loyalty to their family, have a great amount of participation, and have made extra effort to prove that they deserve the promotion." Well that was great and thank you Hayley for your opinon! This concludes The HeadLines and Now onto Stocks ========================= Smokin_Gun wips down his gun and reloads it Marijuana - $133 - Mushrooms - $186 - Hashish - $376 - Opium - $326 - Amphetamines - $455 - Grain Alcohol - $1,056 - Morphine - $1,205 - Barbiturates - $3,275 - Heroin - $9,295 - Cocaine - $10,666 Today was a good day for Heroin at $9,295. Marijuana gained +$122 dollars Cocaine gained +$5,403. ---------------- Page 4:Gossip To all the veiwers,this might offend some please be warned. Rumor has it Briana_Arao is abusing her powers.Is it true? --------------- pa |
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| Also The Maifa Times will only be writen On Fridays,Sat,Wens, | |
| Reply by: Smokinng_Gun at Oct 25, '08 17:46 | |
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| Im waiting for this to be destoryed folks hold on! Thank you also | |
| Reply by: Smokinng_Gun at Oct 25, '08 17:58 | |
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| There is no possible way to abuse the powers of Friendship, my friend. | |
| Reply by: Briana_Arao at Oct 25, '08 18:10 | |
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| Err....My edtior has quit...so im done making theses.... | |
| Reply by: Smokinng_Gun at Oct 25, '08 18:15 | |
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| this paper* | |
| Reply by: Smokinng_Gun at Oct 25, '08 18:23 | |
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Sir Smokinng_Gun, I hope you are prepared to hear from my ship's lawyers. I will be contacting them about suing you for libel shortly this afternoon. At no point of our conversation did I say I "didn't like" our community. With an obviously loaded question pointed towards the HMS Friend Ship, one of your reporters came to me, shoved a microphone in my face, and asked me a question: "I would like to kow is there anything that bothers you are you just want to say about the community and the other familys." After being taken aback at the pointedness of said request, I took a few minutes to gather my thoughts. Your reporter again pestered me further saying: "Am i not worthy of hear from you ??" Such insults clearly are not in the best efforts of Friendship. Seeing no other way to get this unfriendly nuisance off my ship, I replied honestly to him: "It bothers me when there is a lack of Friendship." Your reporter seeked clarification: "From everyone? Could you elaborte more please?" I elaborated: "From everyone." I was merely stating that I am quite offended when actions take a backseat to Friendship. I stress Friendship not only to my family, but I work diligently in the coffeeshops and Streets to preach messages of Friendship to the community at large. I am quite pleased with the state of our community at the current point in time. Over the last few days, the HMS Friend Ship has been able to teach many new mafiosos how to correctly rig their own vessels and First Mate Numbers4Glory has been able to provide swimming lessons to some of our newer crewmen. Events Co-ordinator AnitaAnchor has successfully organized numerous on-ship events for not only my family, but friends in other crews who hold notable positions in our structure. The other families look to be doing quite well and I am pleased with their interactions not only with myself, but also with everyone else as a whole. I plan to sue you for libel and defamation of character to the tidy sum of $1,000,000. This might seem unfriendly to some, but true Friendship lies in honesty, integrity, and strength of character. My attorney will contact you, good sir. Have a nice day. |
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| Reply by: Briana_Arao at Oct 25, '08 18:25 | |
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Also everyone...Yes i make grammar errors or a spelling mistake. But you cannot say that this a terrible paper.If you read the latest N.Y times there are in fact several mistakes in it. Mistakes is what a writer is about I know there is a lot of mistakes But i will continue to do what i do and Will just improve each paper some might be bad some might be good.From both of the papers are bad i can only say that i will try to improve with help. English isn't my best subject in school atm but still at lest Ive done this and take criticism from you assholes and Stuck up mother fuckers. Thank you. |
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| Reply by: Smokinng_Gun at Oct 25, '08 18:49 | |
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| Though* | |
| Reply by: Smokinng_Gun at Oct 25, '08 18:52 | |
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Please spare us from your incoherent babbling. You make me want to claw my eyes out when I try to make sense of your writing. |
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| Reply by: stjimmy at Oct 25, '08 18:57 | |
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| Alright Mr.Blanks will do | |
| Reply by: Smokinng_Gun at Oct 25, '08 19:02 | |
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| Mr.Blanks refers to him unable to have children aka shooting blanks. LOL | |
| Reply by: Smokinng_Gun at Oct 25, '08 19:07 | |
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| Yes my infinite supply of blank rounds....You weren't supposed to share that with everyone. | |
| Reply by: stjimmy at Oct 25, '08 19:48 | |
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| I think that it is great that you are participating in the community, and attempting to make a paper. Yes, its needs some work. If you want people to read your paper, you have to make it decent and readable. And you will always get those who will put down your work, or say things you do not like. It is one thing to respond to their comments, and to a point defend yourself. I agree that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and should be able to share it. But disrespecting someone or name calling is inappropriate and childish in any situation. | |
| Reply by: Hayley at Oct 25, '08 19:52 | |
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| Hayley... you speak so well... Tips his hat in admiration. | |
| Reply by: Gambino at Oct 25, '08 20:16 | |
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| Don't Feel bad for him he talks more shit than i do... | |
| Reply by: Smokinng_Gun at Oct 25, '08 20:50 | |
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Mr. Smokinng_Gun, I have decided I will settle my libel lawsuit for the measly sum of $1. I would also be happy to help you edit or write for your paper if you wish me to do so. |
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| Reply by: Briana_Arao at Oct 25, '08 20:55 | |
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Your accountant makes note that $1 has been wired to Briana_Arao from your account WOOT~~!! |
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| Reply by: Smokinng_Gun at Oct 25, '08 21:03 | |
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