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| An Adamine's production | Started by: Adamines on Oct 26, '08 02:31 |
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After a few moths of cold silence on your family radio, you decide to give up hope. Daze Craze radio is dead, and it's never coming back. A few listeners intent on hearing the production continue to tune in on a daily basis, hoping for a voice to come over the radio. Gooooooooooooood evening ladies and gentlemen! As you may have noticed, Daze Craze radio has been off the air for sometime. After months and months of research, we have been looking through my fathers diaries and have found out his secret to success. No it wasn't his drug addiction (That actually fucked us up quite a bit). Instead, we have come to the conclusion that it was his dead sexy looks.... Something he has passed down to us... With that being said, I just have one thing to say.... Let's get this shit done! Right now we don't have quite the wealth that Adamine and Buddah did, therefore We cannot give out such high quality prizes... YET Over time, as we accumulate wealth, we will be on the fast track to giving away millions.... YES, MILLIONS The word million has an echo to it, and a slow beat starts to play... A soothing voice coming over the airwaves ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mafia got you down? Tired of the same ol' routine of robbing a 7'11, only to follow it with busting a few people out of jail? Doing countless drug runs and seeing nothing from it? Spending hours at the casino to realize you are always loosing more money then you are bringing in? Well have no fear, Adamines are here. Putting the fun in functional. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adamine: Who the hell do we pay to do that shit? Adamine: Um... Are you allowed to say shit on the radio? Adamine: I can say whatever the fuck I want. Adamine: Ermmm.... Alright... So what do we have in store for our listeners today? Adamine: Well, not much. I plan on adding more segments as we go along, similar to my fathers show. We'll throw in a few prizes, but most of all pride ourselves on stating out opinions. Although, who the hell wants to hear what we have to say? Adamine: Right... Well, I guess we'll just have to work our way back up to the top. Adamine: I can see that, anyways, it looks like we have a few calls. Shall we take them? You hear the sound of of something shaking in the background. It sounds almost like a bottle of prescription pills Adamine: Caller one, you are on the air! Cherokee: Hi, this is Cherokee calling from New Orleans. Let me start off by saying that I loved your fathers show. Him and Buddah were quite the pair characters. Although, after listening to the first few minutes of this show, I must say that you have none of his talent. Who the hell are you? Why the fuck are you talking to yourself? Adamine: Shall I take this one? Adamine: Ummm... Sure. Adamine: Well Mr. Cherokee, First off I'd like to say fuck off. We are twice as talented as our father. Why am we talking to each other? Well, that's where it gets a little complex. Our father did lots of drugs.... and well we came out a bit fucked up. Adamine: Maybe you came out a bit fucked up. I'm fine. Adamine: Anyways, let's take our next caller. Caller number two, your on the air! IshotTheSheriff: I want your babies Adamine: Ummm... Sure... We want your babies too.. Adamine: WAIT. You hear a few papers ruffle in the background Adamine: What the hell is that? Adamine: It's Tea Time: Issue 10. Our father was going to use it as a fire starter.. But he died before he ever got the chance. You hear the sound of pages flipping Adamine: AHH! RIGHT HERE!
Adamine: Dude, the first 5 minutes and were already pickin' up bitches! Hell yeah! Adamine: Anyways, I think it's about time for a commercial break! A slow melody starts to play across your speakers, slowly fading to a woman's voice ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you know in India the women protest by setting themselves on fire? I tell you, next time the kids are screaming for ice cream and pop, I may just douse myself in kerosene. I use that as a threat to my kids all the time, so it's no wonder they're so screwed up. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adamine: Were the hell do we get these people? Seriously.. Do they get paid for that shit? Adamine: No.... We couldn't afford to pay these people.... that's what all those "Late Night Favors" have been about. Adamine: Your kidding me... They all seemed like normal men and women.. Adamine: What the hell man. I haven't touched a single guy. Although, I guess I can't say the same about you. Adamine: What? Seriously? That was you? ALL THESE FUCKIN TIMES, you were watching me? And for your information, that wasn't a man... Just a really hairy lady... you know.. Vintage. Adamine: Umm... I don't think I do. Anyways, Let's rap tonight's show up a bit. Listeners, I thank you for tuning in. This show was a little rough, Still working out the kinks to things. Next broadcast we should be up and running! Adamine: What about free shit man? We gotta give away something! Adamine: Hmmm.. Alright, I guess. Let's go with caller number 7. That caller will secure themselves a crackdown, $25,000, AND a custom made profile picture. I know it's not much, but we have to work with what we have. So until next time, I'm Adamine, and ermm.... So is he. So, listen in, We'll try and make shit interesting. Your radio goes silent and you look around the room, pondering what you thought of the show |
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| Hello? Am I caller number 7? | |
| Reply by: Rodney_Phatballz at Oct 26, '08 02:43 | |
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No.... You are caller number one. This is gonna be a long night.... |
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| Reply by: Adamines at Oct 26, '08 02:44 | |
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IShotTheSheriff rings in Hello which Adamine am I talking to? |
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| Reply by: IShotTheSheriff at Oct 26, '08 02:47 | |
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| The sexy one..... | |
| Reply by: Adamines at Oct 26, '08 02:48 | |
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You hear a few smacks in the background, then a very very deep voice comes over the air IShotTheSheriff, we are both sexy... DEAD SEXY. You are caller number two, if you would like to know... And yes, we will still have your babies. |
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| Reply by: Adamines at Oct 26, '08 02:49 | |
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That's cheating! IShotTheSheriff lowers her voice You can't both be sexy. I've also changed my mind. I want Numbers4Glory's babies instead. Can you somehow set that up? |
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| Reply by: IShotTheSheriff at Oct 26, '08 02:51 | |
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Wow. Were hurt. Maybe... You know.. .That's a good idea... A blind date segment. We'll see what we can work out for ya. |
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| Reply by: Adamines at Oct 26, '08 02:53 | |
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IShotTheSheriff squeals when she hears the news You have to promise me you'll get Numbers4Glory, I don't want this blind date to turn out to be like Doyle or Guerrilla or someone. You can't see this, but she makes a vomity face Promise? |
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| Reply by: IShotTheSheriff at Oct 26, '08 02:56 | |
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You here Adamine stumble over a few words.... Ummm... Numbers4Glory.. Right.. We'll see. This is not my position to make these calls... BUT, we will have some dead sexy men. In fact, that will be the basis of our next episode! I'm so glad you volunteered to be the lucky lady. |
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| Reply by: Adamines at Oct 26, '08 02:58 | |
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With her heart set on Numbers4Glory, IShotTheSheriff completely ignored Adamines when he said he couldn't make any promises. You are the best! |
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| Reply by: IShotTheSheriff at Oct 26, '08 03:02 | |
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| Everyone wants a piece of the HMS Friend Ship. | |
| Reply by: Numbers4Glory at Oct 27, '08 08:26 | |
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| we sure do we sure do :) | |
| Reply by: Yoyo at Oct 27, '08 08:46 | |
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| Great show and am i the 7 CALLER?! | |
| Reply by: MissFreedom at Oct 27, '08 08:55 | |
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IShotTheSheriff held her breath as she continued to listen to the radio show and it's call ins just in case her beautiful Numbers4Glory happened to call in. When he did IShotTheSheriff stood up and let out a blood curdling screamed like her dead mother appeared in the room. She then proceeded to run around her room like a crazy person. After her tantrum of love she found the phone and called the station WAS THAT HIM!?!?!?!?! Adamines I need you to tell me if that was the great and true knight called Numbers4Glory!!!! |
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| Reply by: IShotTheSheriff at Oct 27, '08 09:17 | |
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You are both Talentless Hacks Your father and Buddah Would be Ashamed. On the bright side at least it was funny listening to you embarrass yourself |
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| Reply by: Cherokee at Oct 27, '08 09:26 | |
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| HEllo i enjoyed your show it was funny you talking tto yourself.LOl. | |
| Reply by: The_Bullet at Oct 27, '08 11:51 | |
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| Err...Sorry what i ment to say was it was funnyhow you kept talking to yourself and replying. | |
| Reply by: The_Bullet at Oct 27, '08 11:53 | |
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| Also looks like im your 7th caller. | |
| Reply by: The_Bullet at Oct 27, '08 14:56 | |
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