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| Raoul's Sex Shop | Started by: Raoul_Silva on Mar 08, '13 02:36 |
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You walk in from the bustling streets to find a brightly lit open planned building. Sweet smells of incense and exotic fruit assails your senses first, carried on by the dulcet tones of natural soothing music playing in the back round. Looking around, you can see everything laid out and categorized for easy browsing, For Him, For Her, For Him and Her, For Her and Her, and For Him and Him, as well as a specialty selection. Near the door, is a wooden counter, the front of which in plastered in late Victorian erotic photographs, pinned to the front a hastely scrawled note states: "Carl Grimes and Vince Noir will not be served under any circumstances". Behind it stands Raoul Silva, looking as suave and sophisticated as always. He smiles and gestures for you to look around the shop, pointing towards the magazine and 35mm Movie section as he does. The counter top is covered with condom packets, novelty items and all kinds of exotic oils and lotions. Walking past a shelf, you absent-mindedly pick up a catalogue.
Sex toys and vibrators from Raoul’s sex toyshop. Quality sex toys handpicked from around the globe. Put excitement into your sex life, from the largest dildo to the smallest vibrator. Find it at our sex toy store. When you buy sex toys from Raoul’s we want it to be a rewarding experience so here are ten good reasons why you should buy from us.
1. Sex toy testers! We are constantly evaluating and re-evaluating our sex toys. If a new product hits the market we test it, if it doesn’t put a smile on our sex toy testers face then we don’t stock it - simple.
2. All orders placed before 1pm are guaranteed to be despatched the same day by Recorded Delivery. Any item you purchase including sex toys are sent by Recorded Delivery track and trace as standard and at no extra cost to protect your privacy and ensure delivery, should you not wish to taker your purchase with you
3. Free sex toys. We value your business and we would like you to visit us again so as a gesture of goodwill we supply a number of free high quality sex toys on purchases of over $50.00.
4. It’s your choice. We want happy customers - it’s our business to make you smile. We are committed to customer satisfaction and realise that sometimes things go wrong so if you have a problem we are happy to help
5. Friendly support staff. We love to hear from our customers so if there is any thing that you are unsure about we will do our best to help.
6. No quibble replacement for faulty sex toys. Faulty items are rare so we ask you to contact us detailing the problem as most issues are resolved without returning the item If we can’t get your sex toy working we will issue you with a returns reference to send the item back for replacement
7. We supply free heavy-duty batteries with every motorised sex toy purchased. We realise that buying a sex toy might be a last minute purchase or a surprise gift for a hot date and that you won’t want to hunt around at the local newsagent or petrol station for batteries if you have just come home from work.
8. Very discreet. Payment for your sex toys will be shown on your bank statement as Bam Bam Marketing Ltd. There is no mention of Raoul’s or anything relating to the type of transaction
9. Sex toys and other goods are shipped in plain unmarked strong padded bags reinforced with sealing tape were necessary. Larger or heaver sex toys are put into strong mail boxes and again reinforced with sealing tape. We use a plain waterproof white label with no mention of Raoul’s on any part of the package. The labelling on your package is waterproof so there is absolutely no reason for anybody to open your package to find the delivery address. Your discretion is absolute.
10. At Raoul’s we would rather show you our full range of adult toys and accessories with a little note that says when we are out of stock. This way, if you have seen a product that you like you can call back again in a few days when the product has been replenished. You will never have to wait long as we have weekly deliveries. Some of our competitor’s say they keep 100% stock 100% of the time, but this is simply untrue. The items that they have sold out are simply removed from their shelves until they are back in stock.
Dildo's
The Monster - 15" of pure Black Rubber $29.95
Mould your Own Kit - Let your Girl Carry a piece of you with her $49.95
Slimline - Hide it in your purse, no one will know $19.95
24" Double ended $39.95
Vibrators
Pocket vibrator $11.95
Rampant Rabbit Deluxe $39.95
Mold your own Kit $54.95
Chrome 9" $22.95
"The Noir" Ultra Small, ultra powerful & lipstick sized - just like Vince himself $19.95
Lilac's Lips... for Men $49.99
Magma's "Emotional Bliss" Eroscillator - Totally new and original, 100% satisfaction Guaranteed $69.95
Anal Toys
Butt Plugs
2" Diameter - For Beginners $5.95
4" Diameter - For Seasoned Amateurs $9.95
6" Diameter - Only for pros $17.95
8" Diameter - One of a kind, original made to plug Carl Grimes $27.95
Add Vibration control for only $10.00
Finger shaped vibrator $18.95
Love Beads $14.95
Anal Dildo, Small $13.95
Anal Dildo, Large $22.95
The Prostate Jazzler $39.95
Essentials
Trojan Party Pack $39.95
Water Based Lubricant 1Lt $14.95
Kamagra - If you suffer from Erectile Dysfunction like Vince Noir, Please see your Doctor, or tabl;ets are meant to lend a hand when you need that little bit extra.
4 Pack $120.00
8 Pack $220.00
12 Pack $300.00
1 Gel $49.95
3 Gels $129.95
6 Gels $249.95
Pheromone Cologne/Perfume Economy 1 Gallon size $69.95
Powdered Rhino Horn Aphrodisiac $149.50
Spermicidal Lubricant $19.95
K-Y Jelly, Family Pack $39.95
Lingerie
Just in, a new and exciting range of Lingerie Sets, Baby Dolls, Camies & Chemises, corsets & bustiers, teddies, Babystockings, adult costumes and Menswear. All made from the finest silks and lace. Colours Available include but are not limited to Gold, Black, white, Silver, Red, Purple, Peach, Lilac, Blue, claret, pink, hot pink & Lavender. Prices start at $14.95 for Men and $39.95 for women.
**New** Martina Giorgio's deviant Lingerie line - Featuring her new improved more comfortable Crotchless panties. Also featuring our new Easy tear invisible velcro fasteners, for those who like to simulate non consentual fantasies. Modelled by the beautiful designer herself. Prices start at $129.95 and are currently only available in black, white and red.
Fetish
Rubber Sheets (Available in Double, Queen and King Size) $59.95, $69.95 & $79.95
Cat Suit $49.95
Riding Crop $12.95
Ballons $0.95
Rubber Suits $89.95
Animal Posing Pouch $5.95
Gas Mask $42.50
Carl Grimes Ball Gag $17.95
Vince Noice Gimp Mask $39.95
Dom/Sub
PVC Costumes from $29.95
Dog Collar $15.95
Babies Costumes from $12.95
Dwarves Costume - $39.95
BDSM
‘The Raoul’ Gimp Suit $149.95
Paddles $14.95
Strap $9.95
Chains and Cuffs Set $69.95
Zipped Cod Piece $14.95
Books and Magazines
Pop-Up Karma Sutra $29.95
Admin's Wives $4.95
Sluts and Slovens of AD $6.95
Better Oral Love, a Guide to $19.95
Barbara Cartland Audo book Collection (Available on 78 RPM LP) $89.95
35mm Cine Reels
The Gag-Father Trilogy $99.95
La Costa Knob-stra $29.95
O-spurt-a $39.95
Best of Amateur MR $39.95
Best of Back Door Babes $19.95
Best of Back Door Boys The G-Division $19.95
Blonde and Bi $49.95
Strap-Ons
Standard Small $39.95
Standard Large $54.95
Ejaculating $69.95
Patented Carl 'Hung like a 9 yr old' Grimes Sheath Penis Extender $59.95
Dolls
The Vedder - Our Basic Male Doll $149.95
'Little Red' Riding Slut - Female Doll $239.95
Giorgio Delux - Almost as good a lay as the real thing $769.95
Fireman Silva - Care to help unravel his hose? $669.95
Pok'e'hole Mudkip - Because inside every Blowhole, passion awaits $1999.95
Services
Escorts to order $100 per hr. Including Men, Women, Midgets and others. Our friendly and courteous Staff know how to give you a good time thanks to our unique partnership with The Corktown Cathouse.
________________________________________ Check back frequently to see our new Products! Can't think of what you need? Then ask our knowledgable staff.________________________________________
Sex Toy Care & Maintenance With all of the different types of sex toys available, and newer, more lifelike materials continuously being created, figuring out how to best take care of your sex toy can be a bit confusing. Though honestly, even if your personal treasure trove consists of one simple slimline vibrator, you'd still like to extend its life as long as possible, right? We're here to help!
* Inspect your sex toy for imperfections, including rough seams (you may be able to file down very small seams with a fingernail file), discoloration (which may be an expected part of the manufacturing process or indicate extreme temperature exposure), or tears in softer materials such as jelly and realistic materials.
* Check for cracks in acrylic, glass, and plastic toys or plastic pieces of toys (battery packs, handles, etc.).
* Insert fresh batteries to make sure the toy works properly
If you have any questions about your product, contact Customer Services. If you see a problem and want to return your item, you may do so for a store credit within the first 30 days after purchase. We always want you to be satisfied with your purchase… in every way!
Using the Right Lubricant
Choosing the correct sexual lube is key to keeping your sex toy in the best shape possible, and it makes every experience more enjoyable. For more information on using lubricant with sex toys, check out Lubricant: How do I use it with sex toys? Just remember these simple tips:
* Water-based lubricant may be used with any sex toy.
* While silicone lubricants are perfect for use with a partner, a silicone lubricant should never be used with silicone sex toys, nor should it be used on any realistic material (CyberskinTM, FuturoticTM, NeoSkin®, FauxskinTM, Soft TouchTM, UltraSkin).
* Never use an oil-based lube or petroleum jelly on any toy that will come into contact with or be inserted into the vagina (may increase risk of vaginal infections), or with anything made of rubber/latex, including latex condoms (will disintegrate latex). Tips for Sharing Sex Toys If you share your sex toys with a partner, or want to switch between anal and vaginal use, even on yourself, you must thoroughly clean the toy to avoid infection, and to avoid introducing bacteria into the vagina. The best way to avoid bacteria transmission is to use a condom over the toy and change it whenever the toy is used for different partners or orifices. This method is hygienic, fast, and extends the life of your toys by protecting the material! At the very least, be sure you have a place for your toys that keeps them separate, cool, and dry, away from pets (and kids) and protected from dirt and dust. And always remove the batteries before storing.
When to Replace Your Toys
No sex toy lasts forever, and some, depending on frequency of use, may last a very short while, so how do you know when it's time to say good-bye?
* Mechanical features slow or stop working, even after battery replacement * Cracks are visible in plastic, acrylic, or glass toys, or on the plastic pieces of other toys
* Mold or mildew has formed on the material, or the material is deteriorating
* Battery corrosion is seen inside the battery pack Much like shoes, the more you use a sex toy, the quicker it will wear out, so it's possible to go through a toy a month-or to keep one for as long as a year. Just be sure to replace your sensual friend and not try to fix it yourself!
Cleaning Your Sex Toys
Regular cleaning is key to maintaining the integrity of the material of any sex toy. Be sure to wash before first use and immediately after each use before storing. Always be careful to keep water and cleanser away from battery cartridges and electrical parts. The safest way to clean most of your sex toys is to use an antibacterial cleanser, such as ForPlay Adult Toy Cleaner. This formulation contains Nonoxynol-9, which kills all bacteria and is compatible with all sex-toy materials. Simply dilute with warm water (see bottle for instructions), wash the toy with a cloth, rinse it thoroughly, then towel dry with paper towels or a soft, lint-free cloth. However, each toy material is different and is best cleaned and cared for in its own special way. Here's a breakdown of how to clean sex toys by material:
* Silicone: Hypoallergenic and easiest to maintain, silicone dildos and non-battery-operated toys may be boiled for two to three minutes, or washed with soap and water. NEVER boil silicone sex toys with electrical components. Let them air dry completely or dry with a lint-free cloth before storing.
* Plastic/Acrylic/Glass: All can be washed with warm water and anti-bacterial hand soap and sterilized using an alcohol-soaked cotton ball (rinse thoroughly afterward); acrylic and glass toys may be boiled or submerged in hot water if they're not battery-operated.
* Rubber/Latex and Jelly: These products are extremely porous, so be sure to wash them thoroughly with warm water and anti-bacterial hand soap, and rinse so that no trace of soap is left, as it can degrade the material and cause irritation to you. Again, while it's a good idea to use a condom with any insertable toys, it's an especially good idea with these materials.
* Realistics: Names include CyberskinTM, FuturoticTM, NeoSkin®, Soft TouchTM, UltraSkin, and FauxskinTM (if you're unsure of the type of material, check the packaging or product page, or contact Customer Service), and this type of material is widely used for erection rings and masturbation sleeves, as well as vibrators and dildos. Thoroughly wash with warm (never hot) water and a liquid antibacterial soap, then let air dry completely. Once dry, sprinkle with the included "renewing" powder or cornstarch. Never use talcum powder or baby powder, as these can cause irritation and sometimes larger problems for women (pure talc is fine but very difficult to find). Because sex toys not only touch your skin, but touch very intimate areas of your body, it's extremely important to know whether you have any allergies or sensitivities to certain materials, cleansers, etc. If you're not sure, we highly recommend that you do an allergy test on a small patch of skin, such as the wrist, before using any product.
Storing Your Sex Toys
How you store your sex toys is as important as how you clean them, and while we're not suggesting you need to invest in a temperature-controlled vault, there are some basic things you can do to prolong the life of any toy, as well as keep it clean and safe from harm.
* Always remove the batteries when you're done using any toy so they can't leak, run down, or otherwise corrupt the toy; both the batteries and the toy itself will last longer!
* Be sure your toys are completely dry before storage to discourage mold and mildew.
* Keep each item separate by wrapping it in a soft cloth (T-shirts or socks work well), because some materials are not compatible with each other and can cause melting or discoloration. If vibrating bullets and eggs are removable, store them separately from their respective toys as well. * Direct sunlight and excess heat may cause toys and condoms to melt, discolor, or dry out, so store these items in a cool, dark place such as a dresser drawer or trunk. Extreme cold can also do damage to toys not made of acrylic, glass, or silicone, and only if those are not battery-operated, so never refrigerate or freeze soft materials or condoms.
* Always clean your sex toys before putting them back into their storage spot and when taking them out for use.
On a final note, if there's anything we haven't covered or that you need more information about, our Education section is a great resource for everything related to sex toys and their use, as well as for sexual health information in general.
FAQs about Sex Toy Care & Cleaning
* "I don't know the material my sex toy is made of-how do I clean it?" If you no longer have the toy packaging, you may not be sure what material your toy is made of; use warm water and a mild soap on a washcloth and let the product air dry.
* "If my vibrator is waterproof, can I wash it in the dishwasher?" Only silicone dildos that do not require batteries can be washed in the dishwasher or boiled. Do not submerge any sex toy that takes batteries, and never submerge electrical toys.
* "Will using a sex-toy cleaner with Nonoxynol-9 increase my risk of STIs?" No! Nonoxynol-9 will kill any bacteria on your sex toys and, if rinsed off properly after washing, it will not make you more susceptible to getting sexually transmitted infections.
* "I have ultrasensitive skin, so I can't use antibacterial soaps or toy cleaners-what should I do to clean my toys?" It would be best for you to only use silicone-based toys (they're hypoallergenic); if it does not use batteries, it can be boiled in hot water for cleaning and sterilizing, so no soap is necessary.
* "I only have one sex partner, my husband. Why would we need to use condoms with our sex toys?" Rubber, latex, jelly, and realistic materials are porous and harder to clean thoroughly, so using a condom will extend the life of the product. Plus, a condom will keep you both safe from bacteria if the toy is shared between you or switches orifices. An added bonus is if you use a lubricated condom, no additional lube is necessary! |
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BlackHand walks in looking around a little nervously. He walks around looking at the array of sexual toys. After a couple minutes he walks up to the counter and looks at the cashier. |
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| Reply by: BlackHandRourke at Mar 12, '13 02:59 | |
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Although Raoul doesn't know the man by name, he recognises him as an up and coming associate in Rayden's family. Being a Hand for Delaney certainly proved most useful sometimes. He smiles at the man and directs him over to the vibrator and butt plug section for men.
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| Reply by: Raoul_Silva at Mar 12, '13 08:58 | |
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After getting money out of her safe and putting into her brief case MartinaGiorgio was ready to go on the lam with Almonette. Most mobsters had an emergency suitcase of clothes and other essentials packed and ready for the unexpected times when they had to hide from the police. Martina lived by the philosophy, anything she needed she could buy. |
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| Reply by: MartinaGiorgio at Mar 18, '13 06:26 | |
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"Ha, you have a cat?" Almone says to Martina, then laughs, "I guess I could see that. Oh, hey, I gotta go get my emergency bag from the shop, and pick a little something up form the weapons shop below, wont' take 10 minutes."
The two walk and arrive at Raoul's place. She follows Martina into the Sex Shop and eyes the owner. "I wonder if he's for sale..." Almonette can see Martina roll her eyes, and the mobster just laughs and browses the store as Martina walks to talk with the owner.
Almonette walks through the Lingerie impressed "This stuff is hot." She says, as she spys the dolls and walks over to look, laughs. "So the madam has her own doll." Almonette is busy reading the packaging on the Dildo's and Vibratos when she hears from the corner "BADA BING!" coming from where Martina is sitting, and startles her out of her little world. She browses the lubes and condoms for a few minutes and takes a look at the watch on her wrist. Then heads over to Martina. As she walks over she see Martina smile for a split second and thinks to herself "Damn, no wonder she almost never smiles... she'd have all the straight men, gay and bi woman all over her."
Almonette stands by the couch, "Hey Martina, I don't mean to interupt, but the time. If you have reasons to staaay.... I can, uh, meet you at my shop?"
The shop owner stands up, and says to Almonette, "You look stressed hun, let me show you a little something thing" Raoul walks her over to the vibratos and places a "The Noir" in her hands. "It's perfect for the road and, things will handle themselves... relaaax a little." Almonette nods and reaches for money. "Don't worry" the owner adds "it's taken care of... and come back soon."
"Thank you" Amonette smiles and nods at Raoul. "Hey Martina, I'm headin' to my shop, you comin' or should I meet you?" |
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| Reply by: Almonette at Mar 19, '13 03:40 | |
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Oppressed was lost. She had been wounded and was bleeding. She sat down in an alley and picked up a brochure sitting against the brick wall. She was about to hold it to her wound when the Title caught her. It was a brochure for a sex shop, of all things! Surprised but curious, she began to read it.
Oppressed had never seen anything like this! She was fairly shocked! She realized she was getting weaker but couldn't bring herself to use this as a compress. She saw an old discarded newspaper and used it instead. She needed to get her wits about her and get the bleeding under control. NOW. |
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| Reply by: Oppressed at May 11, '13 23:10 | |
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"So what might you have in store for someone, not as blessed in the manhood department? I'm Hung_Like_An_Ant by name and nature.
I'm not into being hit, strangled or subdued nor doing that to anyone else... so with this in mind, do you have any recommendations on how a party alone 1 week end might be transformed into a party alone with great stuff to fuel the imagination?" |
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| Reply by: Hung_Like_An_Ant at May 19, '13 23:52 | |
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New York was just too depressing for Mercury. She went to the airport and took a flight to Detroit. She hoped that things looked better there. She noticed the difference almost immediately. It did not appear that anarchy was reigning in the Motor City. Mercury hailed a cab and headed towards Corktown. Once she saw it was safe, he exited the cab and began to walk through the city. Most stores were open for business. She passed one that had a strong smell off incense and fresh fruit. She looked up at the sign.
Mercury generally didn't frequent this type of establishment but curiosity got the better of her. She tried the door only to find that it was locked. She peered inside. No one seemed to be around. She looked for a sign with the store hours and didn't find one. Just as Mercury began to walk away, she kicked what appeared to be a brochure. She picked it up and flipped through it.
Mercury laughed and shook her head. She took the brochure, put it in her bag, and took it with her. She would take a closer look at it later. She continued up the street to see what she could find. |
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| Reply by: Mercury at May 20, '13 15:53 | |
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can we have one of each of these delivered to RonBurgundys office as soon as possible? |
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| Reply by: Falcon at Jun 01, '13 17:15 | |
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